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In my list of things to Fix: ✅ Twitter (thank you @elonmusk ) ✅ Supreme Court (TY @realDonaldTrump ) 🟩 Gov't Bureaucracy 🟩 Colleges / Then schools 🟩 Big Finance 🟩 Big Pharma 🟩 Honest Money 🟩 Davos Man 🟩 NGOs 🟩 Charitable Foundations 🟩 Citizens United 🟩 United Nations

How come when I'm at work, all I want to do is fuck off, and on Saturday and Sunday all I want to do is work?

Ancient times

@Mike_kim714 26.2

Guess the temperature of my rental home when I walked in today and you get a personal memorabilia from the Open Championship Three digits (__._) Celsius

@UltimateMopars Very interesting!

Like, Love or Leave? DID YOU KNOW? In 1973, it was possible to buy a brand new car with a 440 SIX PACK! It was called the Jensen SP and it came with a 440 Six pack (385 H.P. & 490 lb. ft.). Jensen, a British car company, purchased a little over 200 440 Six Pack engines from Chrysler in 1971. Chrysler had them laying around and wasn't going to produce cars with them anymore. The Jensen SP was sold from 1971-1973. The 440 Six Packs were paired to a 727 torqueflite automatic. Some modifications were made like the accessories, they painted over the orange Chrysler paint with black because that was their typical engine color. Jensen valve covers replaced Chryslers metal orange ones. British magazines road tested the car and achieved a top speed of 151 miles per hour.

@nic_carter They've got it so wrong. 'For You' should be introducing you to new things based on what/who you like, and what you're saying. If I want to see what the people I follow are saying - 'Following'. For smart people, they are surprisingly stupid.

so what actually changed? FYP is full of mostly your mutuals' tweets now? cause I staunchly avoid the FYP. but I'm glad those of you who do will see my tweets.

One of the most jarring things about adulthood is the realization of how many truly incompetent people are in the most important jobs. When I was a kid, I just assumed everyone “important” was smart or they wouldn’t be important. Boy, was that fucking wrong.

@AutismCapital I don't even know who these people are. I guess I should be glad.

Everyone saw this coming.

A ha ahah hah a ha ha ha!

Should be for ever, but I'll take 10 years for now ...

@robertgraham Can't take all this reflecting pool shit any more ... unfollowing

These aren't tire tracks but shorelines when the emptying of the pool briefly pauses. This was not the path of the trucks, and in any case, the motorcade only traveled across a small section of lining/sealant, the remainder of the pool was still just concrete at that point.

@AutismCapital Could they find more uncomfortable chairs?

@djmarkfarina That's some interesting stuff

@Terry_Sylvester @AllAmerican202 One of my all-time favorites! TY!

@AllAmerican202 Ty for posting that AA, the sunburst Martin guitar I’m playing is on display @ the R&RHOF now & again, I also used it on the recording. 🫶

All I need is the air that I breathe And to love you…

@HowToPrompt__ Not trying to be provocative here, but why?

Repo: github.com/malisper/pgrust

Someone just rewrote 40 years of PostgreSQL from scratch in Rust. and it already passes 100% of the official Postgres tests! It's called pgrust. Not a fork. A full ground-up reimplementation that already passes all 46,066 queries in postgres 18.3's official test suite. Postgres has been in development for 40 years, and some architectural decisions from the 80s are still causing outages today: → single-threaded per connection (one OS process per user) → 350+ tuning parameters you manage by hand → VACUUM alone has caused thousands of outages pgrust throws all of it out and starts from scratch. What already works: → 96% of PostgreSQL's regression suite passes → psql connects out of the box (full wire protocol compat) → query planner, buffer cache, storage engine, B-tree indexes → JSON/JSONB, window functions, foreign keys, EXPLAIN ANALYZE, regex → same engine compiled to WebAssembly, runs in your browser at pgrust .com 100% Open Source.

@JohnLeFevre Nah, can't do it

@JohnLeFevre Gotta find out what Vineyard Vines sells ...

What your fashion choices say about you: Rolex/Patek or equivalent: I want you to judge me superficially, and I will do the same. Because this is my identity. Barbour jacket: I did gay things in prep school. Pocket square: I take myself too seriously, and cannot be trusted. And my Range Rover is leased. Vineyard Vines anything: If I trust you, I will tell you the best racist jokes. Monogrammed shirt: I cheat on my wife. Lululemon everything: My wife cheats on me. "Fun" socks: Zero personality. Backpack: I’m lazy and proud of it. Dress sneakers with a suit: I am even lazier. Oxford collar: I don't take risk. Fashion brand belt (Gucci or Hermes): I would steal from my own mother. Suit with no tie: Kiss my ass. Health monitor (watch, ring, wristband): I’m a sucker. Quarter zip pullover: IDGAF.

Two of my favorite things ... sunflowers and the color blue ...

@FreddyLA7 Huh ... I always thought it had an 'e' in it, too ...

On our way into the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee and North Carolina!!!

I absolutely HATE opening up a new roll of paper towels or toilet paper these days. I'm 4 layers deep before I ever get across a row ...