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Elbert Ssab

@ElbTubb

Mid-frequency volume.

Sedgefield, NC Katılım Nisan 2020
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Cassie Clark
Cassie Clark@dogwoodblooms·
Reality: Southern hospitality is very real—but it comes with an honor code. You don’t respect that honor code, and you get treated accordingly. Southerners are the epitome of FAFO. So if you decide to bring yourself down South, don’t FA. It’s really that simple. 💁🏼‍♀️
🗽🪬s ü ß f o t z e 🇬🇩🇹🇹@_ANDSTFU

Hot take: Southern hospitality is a myth. You guys are very sarcastic and oddly unkind in situations where it’s not really warranted.

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Matt Skinner
Matt Skinner@MattSkinne43320·
@MoMohler A, Why does an air bnb have cameras all over? B. I'm gonna need to see the tapes. C. Why does she look excited about this new chapter in life? D. Will get to that later, once I know how long the sentence is.
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@RoyRogers_HTMS I don't mind him hawking merch, given how ha-ha he's being about it. Dave Weckl hawked Vic Firth merch (even Vic Firth shoes) in his videos, and it was cringe-inducing.
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Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop 
Ted Nugent being Ted Nugent in this 1995 ‘Star Licks: Master Session’ guitar instruction video. It’s worth watching the whole clip. He only gets more ludicrous 🤣. If easily offended this isn’t for you …
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@Gormogons Yep. I never knew the medical details, I just accepted the take-home message: no coke. I'm sure I'd have avoided it anyway. And if you were to have told me in '86 that Keith Richards would continue to be alive in 2026, I'd still have avoided heroin.
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Vivian
Vivian@suchnerve·
Bald men don’t like it when I suggest attaching a (brand new!) toilet plunger to their scalp to steer ’em like a rudder
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@BrunusCutis Canada does that, but they target people who seek medical treatment rather than the homeless.
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BrownSkin
BrownSkin@BrunusCutis·
Can I say something about the chronically homeless without y'all getting your panties in a bundle? 👉🏾 Euthanasia 👈🏾
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Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@MoMohler What breed is patient enough to let you put skates on their paws?
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Ben Graham
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK·
We’re told a 1°C temperature rise is proof of man made climate catastrophe. Yet over billions of years, earth has seen far greater swings, ice ages, warming periods, all without fossil fuels. At what point do we question the narrative instead of blindly funding it?
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@landofthe80s Daddy's homemade cigarettes, which smelled different from store-bought cigarettes.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
Looks like Strawberry Fields are not forever
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@ChrisMartzWX Less than two months ago, there was about a foot of solidified dihydrogen monoxide covering everything outside. I've seen it, and it is real.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Just look at these sweet falsetto motherfuckers. We accept no Bee Gees slander at this establishment.
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@Indy_reporter_ It isn't that the "projected" jobs aren't real, but they only publicize the hiring while keeping the cutting (dubbed "reallocation") quiet.
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indy reporter
indy reporter@Indy_reporter_·
“$X billion invested… creating X jobs.” You’ve heard it before. Holcomb’s been rolling these out for years with Lilly: $2.1B + 500 jobs (2022) $1.6B + 200 jobs (2023) $5.3B + 200 jobs (2024) 400 more “coming” Let’s be honest. No matter how many BILLIONS get announced, the jobs are always “projected.” Never current. Never verified. Always someday. But here’s the real question. How many of those jobs actually go to Hoosiers and how many go to H-1B hires? SAUCE: events.in.gov/event/gov-holc…
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@DefiantLs Since her election to Congress, she has become a multi-millionaire. There is indeed corruption, and it should be stopped.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
AOC: "It's not just that Trump is corrupt. It's that everyone participating in this is corrupt. Elon is corrupt. Jeff Bezos is corrupt. Mark Zuckerberg is corrupt."
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Chris Martz
Chris Martz@ChrisMartzWX·
As a little kid, I looked up to adults. I thought that they had their shit together, were mature, and were intelligent. As an adult now, I am concerned about how utterly ignorant, stupid, and gullible everyone is.
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Elbert Ssab
Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@DrunkRepub You shouldn't compromise with evil for the same reason that you shouldn't stir just a little arsenic into your food.
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The Drunk Republican
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·
Rush Limbaugh used to say something like “when good and evil compromise, evil always wins.” The reason, of course, is that evil doesn’t know how to compromise; rather, it exploits weakness. This is why libs walk all over conservatives and why the Nazis blatantly ignored treaties to steamroll Europe. Now apply this to Tucker’s assessment that we must share global power with China.
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Elbert Ssab@ElbTubb·
@walterkirn "Admiration and approval, by others and by the self, without achievements" is why Ehrlich got away with bleating his absurdities for decades. Those who agreed with him thought it was honorable to be pessimistic about their well-being. No, they just showed that they don't think.
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Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
I think it may be true that you can't cheat an honest man. So what was the dishonesty in people that allowed them to be so roundly cheated during COVID? What was the "something for nothing" that they were offered in return for their freedom? Admiration and approval, by others and by the self, without achievements.
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