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Pretty sure by assimilate he doesn't mean you got a job. He means you stop washing your feet in the sinks at Walmart...

@DrewSav Ha you people are retarded. My VERY liberal co-worker flies a ton and I told him about this and said this is the type of shit that would make him walk over glass to switch and vote for Donald Trump.

Hello? Based department.

@lawler4ny Just because your country sucks doesn't mean you should get to indefinitely stay in America. We could take in 1/2 the world if that was the case. Your logic is fucking retarded.

While I have never disputed the ability of the President to end Temporary Protected Status (TPS), I strongly disagree with ending Haitian TPS at this time. First, the situation on the ground in Haiti is a humanitarian and political disaster and continues to warrant an extension. The State Department has a level 4 travel advisory telling all Americans to evacuate and not travel there precisely because the gangs are in charge of the country, engaged in gun and drug trafficking, and kidnapping innocent Haitians. We want to root it out and allow for a stable government to be establish with a free a fair election, creating the conditions for a safe return for Haitians. Second, of the 350,000+ lawful Haitian TPS holders, roughly 1/3rd work in our healthcare system. Immediately shutting off TPS will create a crisis in our hospitals, nursing homes, and in the I/DD community. I’m asking the administration to allow for an orderly process by which Haitian TPS holders can maintain their work authorization while their immigration cases are adjudicated over the next six months, if the revocation of TPS moves forward. Furthermore, I believe the Senate should take up my legislation with Congresswoman Gillen to temporarily extend Haitian TPS to address these issues.

@WrestleThread Me trying to find the pull ups in this video....

Brock Lesnar casually doing pull-ups at 295 pounds like it’s nothing 💀

@RealTomPetrini Did we win that series when we had Naz Reid? What's your point here?

Did anyone watch the Spurs Timberwolves series and think, “if only Minnesota had LaMelo Ball instead of Naz Reid”

@JohnCornyn You're a GIANT pussy

Fantasy

@JohnCornyn @WSJopinion Why when Republicans lose elections do they suddenly become liberals?

The success of the U.S. men’s national soccer team in this year’s World Cup is the product in part of America’s historically welcoming immigration system. wsj.com/opinion/world-… via @WSJopinion

@RondaRousey You're event and fight fucking sucked lol

Lmao! Kiss my ass Hunter Campbell 😜

@jakepaul Jake I'm a big fan of yours but your MMA card sucked ass compared to the UFC. Viewership was based on first time intrigue and the luxury of being on Netflix.

As a boxing promoter it feels good waking up today being the biggest MMA promoter

@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente This content is at least 50% of the reason Barstool sucks now

Dani Jackel hit the Vegas strip and let it rip for her latest prank

@SStricklandMMA YOU'RE HERO THOMAS MASSIE WOULD BE OK WITH THIS

Fire and damnation all of you!! Its a church.... :,( im not even religious

@SStricklandMMA Thomas Massie and the libertarians would support this you fucking retard lol

How do you put this BS on a church.....

@SStricklandMMA Dude you could have just been part of last night, having fun like a normal person but instead you wanted to be Jake Shields. Pretty pathetic.

We all gotta be honest with ourselves and admit we were secretly excited Goythje won :,)

@stoolpresidente It was stupid but not everything needs to be denounced. Just stop fucking crying about every little thing

My take on the UFC Freedom 250

@BlueBoxDave Have you tried crying about it?

The fighter yelling “Michelle Obama is a man,” at an official White House event to honor America is utterly unacceptable and the administration should denounced it in no uncertain terms.

@Keir_Starmer It's really too bad for you guys any brits willing to fight back came to America 300 years ago and now you're all left with are pussies like Keir Starmer

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@stoolpresidente I watch barstool less because of Nate so he should be VERY happy with that 250 lol

I think quarter milly salary is pretty decent.

@FrancescaHongWI Uh there's only one. So either you're dumb or your grammar sucks. Either way you're disqualified from running a state for being stupid.

TAX THE F*CKING TRILLIONAIRES

@chriswithans This is just what happens with big IPOs. They have to find the right balance in the market before it launches

Did Yolo County, California take over Nasdaq? Why is SpaceX not trading yet. Are they curing the subscriptions

@JohnCornyn You don't get the modern world. The fucking dems won't vote with you. There is no "getting their votes." That's why you lost, you're stuck in the past.

No, you are correct. But he wouldn't just hand a cudgel to his political opponents. He would do the "hard work" and get the votes! That is how you pass legislation; not by creating unrealistic expectations; not by criticizing your own party leaders; not by creating a circular firing squad. That helps Democrats.