Leslie Elkan

@Hexplorist @mikepat711 My FSD is absolutely incredible! It’s truly amazing!!!

@mikepat711 What happens if it loses signal? or it just drives on sensors installed around it? What happens if Tesla crashes into a regular car and is at fault? who is liable by law? I want one of those FSD but not ready yet.

Ahahahaha. Elon fucking cooked up self driving and still most don’t believe it’s real. I love this shit. I thought it was trash 2 years ago but now I’m sitting here laughing, shaking my head daily. That crazy son of a bitch did it, man. Just got through the DC gauntlet. Still haven’t touched the steering wheel or pedals today. Started in Raleigh. Multiple downpours, daytime, night time. Doesn’t matter. It just cooks through everything

@VividProwess Is Hamas gone?

The Jewish people have outlived anyone who wished us gone.

@ELonMuskNewssX I love it! I’d absolutely love one! I would drive it with tremendous pride! Thank you, Elon, for all that you have accomplished and all that you are trying to accomplish!

@samyebri Unbelievable! Have you shared this with Westside Current, Daniel Guss or anyone else that might publicize it?

I had to check if this was satire. Sadly, this person is one of the 15 people literally asleep at the wheel while in charge of LA's $12.8 billion budget and responsible for the safety of our families. Sigh. abc7.com/post/photo-app…

@facebook please help me become a Legacy contact for my deceased mom’s Facebook account. I would like to memorialize her account but also be able to remove fake photos and posts put there by hackers. I’ve proof of everything to show you. I haven’t received responses from FB help.

@macys got any promo codes I can apply to my purchase? couponfollow.com/site/macys.com via @couponfollow

@Awlgrip is there a local Awlgrip sales rep I can call in the Los Angeles area, California area?

@Awlgrip I need to have an outdoor ping pong table repainted. I’ve had an outdoor set of mahogany lawn furniture successfully repainted with Awlgrip. Would an Awlgrip forest green matte finish work for my ping pong table?

@GadSaad I personally know a Jewish firefighter.

Your son is drowning. A Jewish firefighter jumps in the ice water risking his life to save your non-Jewish son. Your response: "Jews are anti-white. Jews own pornography. Jews are genocidal killers. Jews brought the Muslims here because they hate the whites." The firefighter is going to feel rather unappreciated. Every single day, I fight for Canadian values, freedoms, and liberties, and every day I receive innumerable messages of hate about my being Jewish. My being Jewish is the 1,003,345th interesting thing about me but to Jew-haters, it is the only thing that defines me.

@buitengebieden Cute!!!

😂 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@NetworksManager I don’t believe this because 30 years ago I knew people with cholesterol levels in the 300’s and their doctors aggressively tried to lower it and said it was much too high.

OMG they lied to us about cholesterol levels too?

@CherylWroteIt Text message, email, Facebook.

@ElkanRealtor How do you want to share it?

To all my fellow Jews (well the real Jews at least, and not those pretending to be), It’s long past time that we all realize that everything we believed about the history of the last 79 years is wrong. Just take a look around you. It almost doesn’t matter where you are in the world. Look deeply and what do you see? We’ve been taught that the allied forces defeated the Nazis and that on May 7th, 1945, the Nazis surrendered. But when you look at everything we see and hear and read, and the very specific type of propaganda employed, and the types of personalities pushing the propaganda, you quickly realize that the Nazis were not defeated. Not even a little. We start to realize they evolved. They learned what worked and what didn’t. They had many allies and sympathizers of their own spread all over the world, especially in the West and throughout Europe. They had an extensive spy network embedded in most countries indoctrinating, pushing their propaganda and recruiting for the next stage. Over the decades we’ve seen many glimpses of that evolution, from Nazi General Secretaries of the United Nations to the 1972 Munich Olympics attack perpetrated by Palestinian terrorists aided by their Nazi collaborators. The close relationship between the Nazis and the Arabs of the region has been around for a century. Just as the Nazis gave Amin Al Husseini refuge in Berlin, so too did the Arab world give refuge to some of the most notorious Nazis after the war. Together they continued their joint efforts to eliminate the Jewish nation, wherever we were. And here we are today, with the identical kinds of propaganda and propagandists, the Nazis of old have finally risen to show us exactly what they’ve become and evolved into, and their reach is literally everywhere. Every political party, every educational institution, the United Nations, the NGOs, the media. It’s almost like a far fetched James Bond film, yet when we look at everything happening around us with open eyes and clear minds, we can see it. Sure we have some friends out there. But as a nation, we stand alone. The United Kingdom is going into their elections tomorrow and you cannot find a single party that doesn’t have strong elements of our enemies. Few know what the Nazis are truly capable of more than the Jewish people. They didn’t just genocide 6 million of us. They took our wealth, our possessions, our identities, our everything. We had no defense against it then. But we do have defense against it now. And the most important defense against it is opening our eyes and accepting that our greatest enemies of old have come together today to become our greatest enemies of now. We have to be united like never before. We have to accept that to live we must stand up and fight. We have our own nation and it stands proudly against all our enemies. Our soldiers put everything on the line to defend all of us. Our future. Our very existence. Today we face an existential threat that we have never faced before. Sure we’ve defeated our enemies throughout history, but always at great cost. We must be ready to do it again and put everything on the line if we are to survive. We may need to do whatever it takes. There is no negotiation with our enemies. They have made it clear they have no interest. There is no diplomacy. There is no reasoning. And to survive, unfortunately, there can be no mercy. No empathy. No sympathy. No “we are better than this because we are Jews”. We are not fighting against those with morality. And we cannot give it. This is about the survival of our people and we have to stop trying to find the good in them. There is no good. They want just one thing… you, me, and everyone we know to be dead. That’s it. They keep telling you that. It’s time to believe them. We have one chance to get through this. Only one. It won’t be easy and most of us will have to make the most impossible of choices. But we must survive. We will survive. But only if we are together.

@ImtiazMadmood 🤣

Two Arabs boarded a flight from Washington to New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.” “No problem,” said the Israeli, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli’s shoe and spat in it. When the Israeli returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.” Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it too. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. “How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our people…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

@Justin_G0rd0n @jonathanhatami Yes! Jonathan Hatami for DA!

One of these two will likely be DA in 2025. Let’s make sure it’s ⁦@jonathanhatami⁩

@stuartwaldman My friend owns a one bedroom condo in a rent-controlled building. Every year her HOA dues go up but the rent she charges can’t keep pace. Her current tenants are high income earners and could well afford higher rent but my friend is stuck earning nothing on this unit.

KendraWilliby just reviewed me on #Zillow zillow.com/profile/Elkan Realtor/?rx=true&review=7954326

@UPS Your website says live agents can be reached but I was unable to reach one.

@UPS I waited at home for the UPS delivery person because my package required a signature. I received 2 other deliveries from ups but the one requiring a signature was rescheduled for tomorrow because he said no one was home. I was home!!! Please help.

@OaksofSherman Thank you!

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