🤢Elvis Disgusto

@TheRealkingofLA @EricLDaugh "You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." -Tesla "Then they came for me, and there was no-one left to speak up. -Niemöller "Instant karma's gonna hit you. Gonna hit you back off your feet. You better recognize your brothers. Everyone you meet." -Lennon

@SeaDeara @FLSenateDems Sōto Zen here. Questions: 1. Since when do Buddhists worship Ganesh? Any deities? 2. Depictions of the Buddha aren't religious symbols. They wouldn't object. They'd charge for advertising space. Put him on bus wraps. 3. I always say, Buddhism sells itself. Meditate on the bus!

@FLSenateDems My city refuses to put up symbols of my religion in the parks. No city is building statues of Ganesh into subway stations, or painting Buddhas on the bus. Why should we allow this?

Senate Democratic Leader Lori Berman: "The rainbow crosswalk at Pulse was a tribute, not a political statement — and a tribute authorized by a Republican administration, at that. It was specifically designed to enhance pedestrian safety for people paying their respects." (1/3)

@PASTITSPRIME @SteveLovesAmmo Thanks. I admit it. I have a BAD, morbid, gallows sense of humor. I watched this expecting to laugh. It's not funny. Bozos who leave "cry about it" replies to ANY hint of empathy? Remember who set the example when you have a coronary & everyone does YouTube instead of CPR.

People often tell me I laugh at things and situations that aren’t funny, and I didn’t find myself laughing at this … it’s too sad all around, including the cop’s flippant attitude … but then, I’ve also seen too much destruction from drugs and alcohol in people’s lives and I have empathy.

A raccoon trying to smoke a meth pipe during a vehicle search in Springfield Township, Ohio. 🤦🏻‍♂️ This video seems so Ohio.

@thomasjreid @yashar He's going to die on the toilet like Elvis. That will be all anyone remembers in 100 years.

On his verified account, President Trump has posted an AI-generated image of himself as the Pope.

@QueenDearria95 @GeauxGabrielle May you live in interesting times. May you attract the attention of powerful men in high places. May you receive all that you wish for.

@GeauxGabrielle Say what you want, I’d still rather this than men in women’s bathrooms and sports.

@jason_meister @AdamKinzinger I'm clear as a bell on this one, thanks anyway. He's batshit. You're delusional. You're a delusional member of a cult with a batshit "leader". I know who Mr. Kinzinger is. His opinions are relevant. I don't know who you are. Nobody cares about your sparrowfart twaddlings.

@AdamKinzinger He does and you’re irrelevant. Hope this clears things up for you.

HahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahajahahhahahHahahHahahhahahahHhHHhHahahahahhahahahahahahahhHahahaha times a thousandy million Trump: ‘I run the country and the world’ thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@JR4484 @ABC Illegal aliens from Alpha Centauri? Oh you mean human beings who lack a piece of paper to be on part of their native planet. Weird. I can't see any magic lines to stop human beings from fleeing death. Show me this "border" you talk about - without a pen. Think OUTSIDE the BOX.

@ABC The purpose of these types of headlines is to create a public uproar against reporting illegal aliens. It’s not going to work.

A federal judge on Friday said he has a strong suspicion that the Trump administration deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras "with no meaningful process." abcnews.link/Y2phpg4

@schmidt_gu21980 @ABC More likely an idiot of the kind who makes wild guesses about the political leanings of junkies and announces them to the world.

@ABC A leftist dooshbag no doubt

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said she felt something brush against her leg as a thief was dragging away her purse at a Washington restaurant on Sunday. abcnews.link/L1FDtqD

Forget Newsom & California tourists! You don't know what TIME it is dolt. We aren't talking sales of mouse ears & cotton candy taking a hit! We're talking about MONEY. I know friends of friends in the Vancouver area who own several BIG vacation properties in Arizona, Colorado, and Nevada. We're talking small RANCH raising organic beef. We're talking 200 yards of TAHOE LAKEFRONT. We're talking cabin on 40 acres plus season passes to 3 ski areas for a family of EIGHT. We're talking family of eight eating out at EVERY 4+ star place in Vail and Aspen. They rent these out in the off season. This isn't "tourism". This is MONEY. They are not coming back. They aren't coming because an orangutan in a bad suit is threatening to ANNEX THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY. Canada has declared the United States a hostile nation. They will never come here again. One of my friends knows a dozen retired, well-to-do couples who have bagged trips to Arizona, Florida, Georgia, ANYWHERE in the US. They're dumping $80mil properties at fire sale prices because there are no buyers. They're buying land in Europe and Australia. They are voting with their dollars. Billions of them. That we call "tourist dollars". As they say in Vancouver, smarten up!

@Lynnenallo @MakewiEatsSpam they don't want to come here because new$cum policies have turned california into a shithole san fran overrun with homeless and drugs la overrun with homeless and drugs sac overrun with homeless and drugs see a pattern yet

Conversation with my Maga sister at Easter yesterday. Sister: The California economy is about to tank. Me: The entire country's is about to tank, tariffs. Sister: That's not why, it's because of Newsom. Me: It's because of tariffs. Sister: Tariffs are a good thing, they've been ripping us off for years. Me: We pay the tariffs. Sister: No, they pay the tariffs. Me: Their people pay the tariffs their government puts on American imports. We pay the tariffs Trump puts on their imports. Sister: I don't know where you get your information. (Shook head & walked off in a huff) Me: (loudly) Mr. Wagner in 10th grade.

@jdonaldson160 @HalfwayPost "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..." Into John Lennon lately?

@HalfwayPost You’re gonna look like such a moron as the market roars back to new highs the border is secure, interest rates or lower home affordability is within reach and deadbeats pay back their student loans

BREAKING: An anonymous GOP senator says everyone in Congress knows Trump is a disaster, but 1/3 of Republicans are cashing in on the grift, 1/3 are afraid of Trump wrecking their careers, and 1/3 are afraid of Trump’s cult members committing violence.

@Frankmanfredx @JessPected @_nomadic_soul You can't afford the APPLICATION FEE to rent space in these women's heads. A really nice dinner at a non-chain place, decent bottle of wine, couple hours of scintillating conversation about politics of the day? Rents enough space to recall your name. Out of your league, kid.

The men are not okay

@KristaMarw23564 @PriyamvadaGopal Toots, I went to the USSR in the mid-80s at a similar age and with somewhat more specific plans but "Tue - bum around Leningrad" kinda stuff too. If I could go back in time and tell this story to the AK-47-toting scary-ass dudes at Moscow passport control? They'd be stunned.

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@hatemetax @krassenstein Gotcha making dire allegations with no evidence to back them up. Gotcha journalism is great when it exposes lying assholes as lying assholes. But... but... the police report proves it! Because no police report has EVER contained lies or inaccuracies. They're always 100% true.

BREAKING: Kaitlan Collins just blindsided former ICE director Tom Homan on live TV over his MS‑13 smear of Abrego Garcia: “But I don’t see any of that made in a court filing. I haven’t seen any of that in court, not the court of public opinion here.” Translation: zero evidence, zero answer, just empty accusations.

@almcb25 @krassenstein @hatemetax There are no "illegals" here or anywhere else. There are *human beings* who may be here without legal permission to remain. But *people* have *human rights*. One of them is due process under the law. No human is "Illegal". Casual use of dehumanizing language is DISGUSTING.

@krassenstein @hatemetax It’s a country that deports illegals that are here illegally.

@Recursivelies @ABC LAWLESSNESS?! Takes a HELL of a lot of gall to say that this blatantly criminal administration's hateful, racist, vengeful policies are efforts to strengthen rule of law in Washington. But UNLAWFUL deportations to Central American gulags are OK? Your hypocrisy is BOTTOMLESS.

@ABC Temporary protected status by statute is temporary, but in practice has been permanent. This lawlessness has to end, along with all the faux temp protection.

The Trump administration has canceled Temporary Protection Status for Afghans, according to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security. abcnews.link/C6WEg4Z

@mchmr96 @krassenstein Are you going to be kissing the divorced lady next door while your wife is at bridge club Wednesday night? What if he is? If he has a boyfriend, I hope it's a good relationship and involves kissing, huh? And you need to learn the fine art of minding your own goddamned business.

@krassenstein You gonna be kissing your boyfriend while watching the treasury market or what?

BREAKING: The White House has issued a statement saying that Trump has no plans to speak with Xi Jinping about the tariff war. I've spoken to several Republican business leaders who told me that the realism that the Chinese Tariffs are likely for the longer term is finally setting in. People are beginning to panic. The treasury market should be interesting this evening.

@ABC Neo Nazi

A Wisconsin teen allegedly killed his parents to "obtain the financial means and autonomy necessary" to kill President Donald Trump and overthrow the U.S. government, federal authorities said in court documents. abcnews.link/hoSqgVJ

@PolisKc @ABC Try, "It's amazing how warped by RACISM they WERE". Even more amazing just HOW quickly white Christian males are becoming a loud, cranky, but ultimately irrelevant sparrowfart of a minority. Earthquake? That was just the Arc of the Universe bending a bit more towards justice.

@ABC It’s amazing how warped by negrophilia our institutions have become.

A federal judge has rejected Pres. Trump's effort to dismiss a defamation lawsuit against him filed by the men formerly known as the Central Park Five. abcnews.link/6iUBEXj

@hatemetax @krassenstein "Jihadist drug lords". "A terrorist is a terrorist". People who think garbage thoughts like this are either incredibly stupid, deliberately trolling, or batshit. Politicians who ACT on garbage thoughts like this shouldn't exist. People shouldn't be dumb enough to elect them.

BREAKING: Trump is considering the use of the U.S. military to launch drone strikes in Mexico on Cartels. There are so many things wrong with this idea that I don’t even know where to start.

@Dark_Matter_Art @22Donovanwillis @OscarEnjoylife @krassenstein If a sparrow farts into the void and there's no one to hear it, does it still smell?

Alright, Donovan, let’s turn up the heat. Picture this: you’re at an economics debate, and you roll up with your misspelled, half-baked take like you’re the Gordon Ramsay of trade policy. But instead of serving a gourmet dish, you’ve brought a soggy Hot Pocket and called it a five-star meal. Let’s break down why you’re getting sent back to the kitchen: Your Spelling is a Crime Against Literacy: “Tarrifs” and “exconomicly”? Bro, my autocorrect is having a panic attack just looking at this. If you’re going to dunk on Trump’s economic policy, at least don’t make it look like you wrote this with a crayon. I bet you spent more time trying to sound cool with “champ” than you did actually learning how to spell “economically.” Maybe focus on passing English 101 before you try to tackle trade deficits. Your Argument is Thinner Than a Dollar Store Paper Plate: You say tariffs on countries we have a trade surplus with aren’t fair, but you don’t explain why. What’s unfair about it, Donovan? Are you crying for Canada because they might have to pay more for their maple syrup exports? Or are you just mad that your cheap AliExpress knockoffs might cost an extra buck? Give us something to work with! Right now, your argument is so flimsy it couldn’t hold up a house of cards in a windstorm. “Brain-Dead” But Your Take is on Life Support: Calling Trump’s tariff calculation “the most brain-dead thing” you’ve ever seen is a bold flex—except you don’t back it up. The Tax Foundation already did the heavy lifting for you, pointing out how Trump’s method ignores basic economics and punishes mutually beneficial trade. But you? You just yeet “brain-dead” into the void like it’s a substitute for an actual critique. If this tariff plan is brain-dead, your post is straight-up comatose. Maybe try reading an econ textbook—or at least the web results—before you come for the White House’s math skills. You’re All Swagger, No Substance: That “champ” at the end is the cherry on top of this cringe sundae. You’re trying so hard to sound like a tough guy, but you’re more like the kid who shows up to a rap battle with nursery rhymes. If you’re going to talk smack, at least make sure your bars hit harder than a wet noodle. Right now, you’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy—showing up, but not really earning it.

BREAKING: In response to Trump giving China a deadline of tomorrow before raising their tariffs to 104%, China just stated that they will “fight until the end”. Looks like China will likely massively increase tariffs on US farmers who voted for Trump. Are we winning yet?

@KatrinaStorm58 @krassenstein There are no "sides" here. There is reality, and there is stupid.

@krassenstein Sounds to me like you are rooting for China. Are you ok with tariffs imposed on the United States from other countries ? Who's side are you on exactly ?