Lee Rundle

@burner9977 Ask his five children.

Did Roy Orbison get a lot of pussy?

@rickygervais @TotalSteveO He certainly loves extras.

@TotalSteveO He's both of us.

This Ricky Gervais' twin?

@slackkejakke @gcraven10 I came here to mention this. It has been on GOLD in recent years though.

@gcraven10 See also: 2point4children. Watched by millions at its peak yet no one mentions it and I’ve never seen it on the repeat channels like GOLD

The odd thing about this sitcom is that it was so popular in the day but seems to have had no lasting cultural impact. Nobody ever quotes from it or remembers any particular episodes, it just sank without trace.

@Robin_Askwith @retroQPR How could you just let him walk away?

@retroQPR Never understood that…I used to sit with him….in the late 60s and 70s

Phil Collins on stage sporting the hoops - before "against all odds" defecting to Spurs. #QPR

@GBNEWS Hardly a rant. As usual it was measured, reasoned and intelligent.

JK Rowling issues furious Keir Starmer rant over Harriet Harman advisor role gbnews.com/celebrity/jk-r…

@jk_rowling @OldRoberts953 "I'm a man without conviction" would be apt.

@OldRoberts953 I see we're now at the mangling Emily Dickinson stage of grief. Stand by for quotes lifted directly from 80s power ballads.

Starmer - ‘It is important for me to set out where hope resides’ I can’t wait to find out. Is it up the elephant and round the castle? On Mother Kelly’s doorstep? Deep in the heart of Texas?

@georgegalloway @JohnWight1 Apart from McCartney, he's the last surviving member of this lot

Brilliant piece this on the star that was John Conteh @johnwight1 morningstaronline.co.uk/article/rise-f…

@damekatydenise_ @jk_rowling You can tell he feels a right tit in this one.

@jk_rowling Leave him alone! I’m trying to console him!

Watching random Labour MPs explain why Keir Starmer should lead the party into the next general election.

@shovingwords @KGBOO1 @StuartMaconie Definitely recommend. It's certainly not your typical book about The Beatles. It's written from a refreshingly different angle. It

@KGBOO1 @StuartMaconie Another Beatles book? Just finished One, Two, Three, Four which was a great read. This sounds something similar. Recommended then, yeah?

In paperback...today!

@Lucy_Worsley It's the one in this photo.

Friends! Let's play a round of #WhichCastle. Which castle is this?

@Glinner @unbrokenwasused The logic doesn't work anyway. If it did, it would mean that someone who resembles Clint Eastwood IS Clint Eastwood.

@unbrokenwasused Yeah? And?

transphobes will look you dead in the eyes and say this is a man

@welshjaci @anne_hegerty If the vast majority of best quizzers are male, then the existence of a male quiz whizz is less noteworthy than that of a female one. Despite your desperate efforts to find it, there is nothing here that warrants that stupid word 'offensive'.

@anne_hegerty I know that. But you bill yourself on here as a quizzer, not female quizzer - and if there are only two of you (with VG), surely their comment is even more offensive?! I write about TV and am just aware of disparities of language.

@Mangozoo @iam_jlc You've actually made me want to give them my money.

@iam_jlc Hands down the worst vegetarian option of any burger chain though. It's like they're sticking two fingers up - "hey, we're meat guys, what can we say". I actually respect that though.

You might only go to Five Guys for the burgers and the shakes, but consider the hot dog. I think it might be the best one out there. It’s an exceptional dog.

@JosipIIicic Oh yeah, this hugely successful and popular comedian must wake up every day wishing he was you.

Must suck being Ricky Gervais in modern times. He used to be able to just spout nonsense like this without any repercussions

@RealMattKing Super Hans also had a stroke, which is how he got those trainers.

I'm going on a book tour and Super Hans might be there too, apparently. Join us both if you want to find out what the old scallywag has been up to for the last decade, or whatever. First event at Soho Theatre in Walthamstow on 21st Sep, with more to come. FFS. Really? Book here or miss the apocalypse. lnk.to/SohoTheatreEve… @FaneProductions

@ADixonMusic @GeorgiaLennon62 I don't believe you - I think you went in through the bathroom window.

@GeorgiaLennon62 Entered a public draw and got an invite!

Well that was incredible. Just spent 2 hours sat inside Abbey Road studio 2, sat about 12 feet from Paul McCartney, and listened to The Boys Of Dungeon Lane while Paul tells the stories behind it.

@totebagstalin @FugaziMedia @ClarkeMicah Where was the untrue statement?

@ElvisLeeBoy @FugaziMedia @ClarkeMicah although I agree that drugs are bad, asserting an untrue statement as fact doesn't help your position - coca cola is bad for you - all obese people drink coca cola - the vast majority of coca cola drinkers are not obese all statements are true

Marijuana, the 'peaceful drug' , strikes again bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@FugaziMedia @ClarkeMicah Persistent use of cannabis is indeed linked to paranoia and increased aggression. This ignorant and dismissive outlook, treating it as no more harmful than a cup of tea, is precisely what leads people down that perilous path. The harm it causes is obvious to objective observers.

Using cannabis along with other drugs, prescription or otherwise, also alcohol needs monitoring, most people that take meth have had serious drug or mental health problems for a long time, a person taking both meth and cannabis is far more likely to become aggressive due to the meth, a powerful stimulant that often triggers paranoia, irritability, and violent outbursts, while cannabis typically has a mellowing or sedative effect and is not linked to increased aggression. Long-term, meth causes severe damage to the brain, heart, teeth, and organs with high neurotoxicity and addiction risk, whereas cannabis primarily affects the lungs through smoke inhalation (irritation or respiratory issues), with far less systemic toxicity when other methods are used. Overall, meth is the much bigger concern in this mix.

@RickShag @foster_type The lines about 'I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved' were contributed by John though, so it's in keeping with the cliche.

@foster_type My favorite analysis is Getting Better where some DJ or whatever will be like, "Paul says 'it's getting better' and John says 'It can't get much worse', that's their dichotomy," and totally gloss over the fact that Paul cheerfully sings about physical and emotional domestic abuse

I get this joke but McCartney write Eleanor Rigby, For No One, She's Leaving Home, The Fool on the Hill, Two of Us, The Long and Winding Road, etc. He knew melancholy. My pet theory is he wrote more cheerful stuff when Lennon became a bigger downer.

@FugaziMedia @ClarkeMicah Any non-user of cannabis who has had to deal with users, particularly long-term users, knows first-hand the damage it causes. They also know that the opinions of those who do use it are compromised by that very use. The spectator sees more of the game in this case.

Pretty sure it's the "crystal meth" that is well known for Paranoia and aggressive behaviour, caused this, not the cannabis, I take prescription medical cannabis, its not going to affect you like this, but admittedly like anything, too much would affect you psychologically, but meth is dangerous.