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@KeithMalinak @Just2Mucknfutch @TrueGritNewsMan We need a square for “giblets”. It seems like it’s been a hot minute since we’ve had to reset the giblet counter.

Your #PatGrayBingo card for the week of 5/18 courtesy of @Just2Mucknfutch! Also available on the Android app courtesy of @TrueGritNewsMan! play.google.com/store/apps/det…

@tduncan1972 @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @keksibakery

@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz I now understand how Pat became a diabetic. I just received my 1st box of @keksibakery and oh my gosh they are delicious!! And yes @JeffyJFR I ate the whole thing in one sitting.

@JohnQPinkney @FarmGirlCarrie How sweet! Cats and dogs are the best.

@EmHws247 @FarmGirlCarrie Both rescued as strays. Mattie (the black and white one) would probably have died later that day if we hadn't picked him up. (picture a day or two after we found him).

Prison violence dropped 300% all because of cats 🐱

@JohnQPinkney @FarmGirlCarrie Beautiful cats! 😍

@FarmGirlCarrie I 100% believe this! I am 6'3" 270 lbs and I LOVE cats.

@Rowdy_Introvert This is actually impressive in a head scratching kind of way.

I believe they call this Tornado T-ball 🌪️ 🤔

@KeithMalinak Yellow outer ring makes the logo font pop.

Which new ATM logo (featuring all the colors of the daily shows) do you prefer?

@BsMariani @FakeTylerMorgan @michaelnp1701 @mcevoytm @ObiGyneeKenobi @NatalieMSchira Avoiding potholes and traffic cones will be quite the spectacle.

@FakeTylerMorgan @michaelnp1701 @mcevoytm @ObiGyneeKenobi @EmHws247 @NatalieMSchira #PatHeads I asked my boss for new wheels for a mobile shelf. I got 8" wheels! I will now be able to drive this down 1-75 with ease. Oh the fun! #PutThatInYourPipe

@Rowdy_Introvert @PatUnleashed And all the dead bodies provide the perfect obstacle course.

@EmHws247 @PatUnleashed The flak jacket would help increase the workout intensity

As a child, Pat got his cardio by running from bullets on the mean streets. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed

@kuhb00m @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR I totally agree, but you forgot to add when llegals are deported, fraudsters are rotting in jail, and common sense is common again.

I'll be in a positive mood when gas is under $3gal, we have a balanced budget, and every level of government isn't giving me a daily colonoscopy..... Pat. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR

The only one that owns Sunday should be Jesus. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed

I’m going to leap to an conclusion, but I think Xi wants the Strait of Hormuz opened so he can get oil for his country. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed

@FuryanEnergi “Ballistic Resistance” is a great band name.

I’ve never once thought, “I wish my garden hose had ballistic resistance.” #PutThatInYourPipe

If the microphone couldn’t handle the weight of a 95 lb. Keksi cookie box, how is it handling Jeffy every day? #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR

@KeithMalinak Doc would be rolling in his grave if he saw this.

My boy.

Islam is wild. Raping and murdering people is totally ok, but don’t dare eat pork products. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads

I’m so happy. When Pat said Pete I immediately added Hegseth instead of Buttegieg. That’s progress. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed

@FuryanEnergi My county had 20% voter turnout for primary elections. 80% of people couldn’t be bothered. That’s the problem. Our representatives know they don’t have a base who care enough to hold them accountable.

We have the representatives we deserve. At the end of the day it’s the people’s fault. I’ll grant the system is absolutely rigged to favor the uniparty deep state. But the people could overturn it at any point. They choose not to. #PutThatInYourPipe

Who are you more likely to run in to at the gym: Pat or Jeffy? #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR

@SonsofThunder44 @PatUnleashed My outdoor cats must be on the terror watchlist for killing all the CIA blackbird drones.

@PatUnleashed confirms it, birds aren't real. #PutThatInYourPipe