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@mr_seans Happy birthday!!

It’s my Birthday. It feels strange to say I’m entering my 7th decade. God has blessed me in so many ways, and I thank him. I’m eternally grateful.

New Seventh-Day Adventist Chick-fil-A Closed Saturday, Open Sunday buff.ly/2C2Bh2U

@KeithMalinak I completely understand. Growing up my mom would frequently make me peanut butter 'n nanner sandwiches. I inherited her appetite for peanut butter and she fed the addiction.

I just had a peanut butter latte. I may never drink another beverage for as long as I live. 😋

After recently turning 46 I completely understand Billy Crystal in City Slickers when he was explaining aging to a room full of elementary children. youtu.be/_xaAM23ShVw?si…

@mr_seans 🙏

Unfortunately my Wife was just admitted to the hospital. She went in for Chemo this afternoon, and she was so dehydrated, they couldn’t get IV access. So they’re putting in a PICC line, but they can’t do it until tomorrow. She needs fluids, blood, electrolytes and access for the Chemo. I’m sorry to ask for more prayers, but she’s in bad shape.

@CougarSasquatch @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR Pig roast next week?

@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR #PutThatInYourPipe I’m inviting everyone in Deerborn Michigan for dinner!

@EmHws247 I wonder if a pig farm would be an effective way to repeal Islamics? If so I might have to get a Wilber.

Islam is wild. Raping and murdering people is totally ok, but don’t dare eat pork products. #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads

All halal or time for a cabal. #PutThatInYourPipe

None of the above?? Must be a lot of Bruster's Millions fans. #PutThatInYourPipe

@Rowdy_Introvert @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU Proof I once was in tip-top shape.

Inspired by Keith's comment this morning #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realkriscruz @ThatGuyAtPGU

@scottness31 No tote bag? I'm out!!

@SonsofThunder44 They were going to have a March of Dimes but couldn’t find enough small plastic baggies.

When and where is the Spirit Airlines telethon being broadcast? #PutThatInYourPipe

@Sweater_Yams_ Magic doing black magic is the only explanation I have, cause I was always under the impression HIV was a death sentence.

@SonsofThunder44 I can’t believe he’s still alive Most ppl diagnosed with HIV as long ago as he was are dead

Magic Johnson needs to reboot The Magic Hour and co-host with his beautiful son EJ. It would check off all the liberal and progressive boxes. #PutThatInYourPipe

@Its_RINO_Season @ThatGuyAtPGU @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR "I can get a good look at a Republican by sticking my head up a rinos ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it".

@ThatGuyAtPGU @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR #PutThatInYourPipe Hey, look! It's Mitch McConnell and Lisa Murkowski!

Trump doubling the size of the ball room Isn't surprising, like AC/DC Trump has the biggest balls of all. #PutThatInYourPipe

Trump's cognitive assessment of reporters is priceless. #PutThatInYourPipe

When you have nothing to lose like Iran you control negotiations. #PutThatInYourPipe