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@spotrac I recall the Astros paying Jon Singleton a load of cash before any MLB at bats. Didn't go so well. I hope baseball falls flat on its face due to these stupid deals that make going to a game unaffordable for the common man and turn off tons of kids on which the sport depends.

Largest #MLB Contracts for Zero Service Time Players SEA/INF Colt Emerson 8-years, $95M (max $130M) MIL/OF Jackson Chourio 8-years, $82M (max $140M) MIL/SS Cooper Pratt 8-years, $50.75M (max TBD) CWS/OF Luis Robert Jr. 6-years, $50M (max $88M) CWS/OF Eloy Jimenez 6-years, $43M (max $78M)

@ByAlFrancisco Cutting with a 1 is a buzz cut, not a shaved head.

🏈 💇🏼‍♂️ New look for Drake Maye, who just got a buzz cut at the Saving by Shaving event hosted annually by Granite Telecommunications in Quincy. Ann Michael Maye got to do the honors. Took him down to a 1 with the razor as more than $4 million was raised to benefit Boston Children’s Hospital.

@kendallbaker Lamar got Axed!

4. 🏀 Miracle the buzzer!!!

5. ⚽️ Are you kidding me with this free kick? Ridiculous.

@joethomas73 why would mayfield reach out, he was the unnotified tradee, not the trader

I could be wrong...but I've heard that communication is a 2-way street and there were no laws against you (Baker) sending Stefanski a text or calling him after you got traded🧐

@RodKahx So, Roddy, tell us what we're supposed to do. It's a bit complicated. What would you do?

I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends. Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more. We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable. You don't get off easy any more.

Pete Rose, Roger Clemens, Carlos Beltran Who's least deserving? @MLB #mlbhalloffame

@chriswithans @jfazli @spotrac $286 billion a year, huh?

No one’s going to “bookmark” this because it’s stupid. Spectrum stills owes them $4 trillion over the next 14 years for the cable rights, so worst case scenario is that *Spectrum* would have to declare bankruptcy. But Spectrum is worth $25 billion and has cable lines in a dozen states.

Guaranteed Salary (2026+) per #MLB Team LA Dodgers: $2,114,037,500 San Diego: $1,266,675,000 Toronto: $1,250,387,500 NY Mets: $1,140,550,000 Philadelphia: $865,173,963 NY Yankees: $789,162,500 Boston: $670,035,000 Atlanta: $656,775,000 San Francisco: $652,494,193 Arizona: $629,787,500 Houston: $512,045,000 Kansas City: $491,510,000 Seattle: $464,602,000 Texas: $444,825,000 Chicago (NL): $422,525,000 Baltimore: $369,737,000 LA Angels: $315,700,000 Athletics: $275,785,000 Milwaukee: $202,995,000 Colorado: $178,875,000 Cincinnati: $173,400,000 Detroit: $172,580,000 Pittsburgh: $159,080,000 Minnesota: $154,525,000 Cleveland: $131,500,000 Washington: $120,871,429 St. Louis: $102,525,000 Chicago (AL): $102,400,000 Miami: $76,420,000 Tampa Bay: $70,740,000

@TheRevSFA @CoachCarthel you're always in the know, where's Sam Vidlak?

Southland Champions @CoachCarthel

@SFA_Football Been away a bit, where's @SamVidlak7 ?

Twitter is toxic, goodbye for now.

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion Zero

🚨🏌️🐅 #DISCUSSION: How many wins will Tiger Woods rack up in 2026? @TWlegion (Via: kyleroig/IG)

@astros It’s amazing how quickly after last pitch the trolls are all over X.

FINAL: Blue Jays 4, #Astros 3

@astros Maybe King should close, Abreu has been awful lately.

100 career Ks for King! #BuiltForThis

@frambervaldez59 Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the ass on your way out the door.

@McDonalds you’re app specials suck, nothing for lattes and eggless sausage biscuits, be better

@DanPatrick @realDonaldTrump This is the biggest bunch of hogwash I’ve heard in a while, shame on you for spreading this BS.

During President @realdonaldtrump’s Religious Liberty Commission hearing, Jennifer, a mother from Michigan, was lied to by her daughter’s school. The school was transitioning her daughter behind her and her husband’s back. This was a blatant violation of Jennifer’s and her daughter’s religious liberty. Watch her heartbreaking testimony to the commission below. The commission and I will deliver a report to the president to make sure this extreme, woke behavior is eradicated in our schools and students' religious liberty is protected.

@Houstorian @HoustonTexans 19-10

Today in 2002, @HoustonTexans play their first regular season game, beating the Dallas Cowboys at Reliant/NRG Stadium.

@McClain_on_NFL They had to pitch someone in the 12th, just glad it wasn’t you.

McCullers gives up the winning run in the 12th. Astros are falling like a lead balloon. They’re just an average team in a bad division. Hitters blew so many opportunities, as usual.

@SFA_Football Here we go again. Defense took a step backward from last week and Vidlak remains unimpressive.

Final. #AxeEm x #EastTexasTough

@SanAntonioTim My only comment is although it was a real Karen move, as they say, is it really necessary for the internet to ruin this woman’s life.

I'm going to go against the majority of the responses I've seen & say the dad at the Marlins game last night handled that situation well. You're not going to win with a woman like that, & the situation could've gotten really ugly. Good for him to just recognize it's not worth it.