The World is My Piñata

@GregAbbott_TX Using your dog for likes when a family is massacred by a weapon of war is peak gop cowardice.

@TPBlue4 @GregAbbott_TX Texgunistan

@GregAbbott_TX While Texans get murdered daily, women’s rights are taken away, and you waste money on fake border stunts.

All smiles for the weekend.

@GregAbbott_TX Your dog secretly hates you, you craven asshole.

@BoricuaHockey @MikeDrucker @AnthonyBass52 @united You're one of those people who leave shit all over the grocery store because you can't be bothered to put it back where you found it, aren't you? Because "they pay people to do that." 🤨

@GregAbbott_TX A JURY OF HIS PEERS FOUND HIM GUILTY, you insufferable ass.

I am working as swiftly as Texas law allows regarding the pardon of Sgt. Perry.

@pascalarchive Well done, mijo. 😊

“you should know why”

@RepMTG Margarine, you continue to be a lying sack of shit.

Listen to this mother, who lost two children to fentanyl poisoning, tell the truth about both of her son’s murders because of the Biden administrations refusal to secure our border and stop the Cartel’s from murdering Americans everyday by Chinese fentanyl.

@PvdTchr @RealLyndaCarter I actually HAVE this TV Guide. I kept it.

@RealLyndaCarter I was too young to understand or appreciate it, but I remember the buzz around the finale. I even remember the TV Guide cover for that week!

40 years ago today. If you know, you know.

@merbatron @iamalmostlegend Yes, but here's the deal . . . PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HER.😳

@iamalmostlegend I’m sure Jews feel the same about swastikas. Jeesh this woman is in congress

As an actual Black person who has passed by Confederate monuments my entire life (and still do), the reply I want to say to this low-budget Thundercat-looking idiot would get me banned from Twitter so I’m just gonna 🤐

@Tommy_USA @atensnut @EricAllie Grocery stores are private entities, you dunce. Education is publicly funded. My God, you people are stupid.

Imagine the government running your grocery store in the same way they run K-12 education… We need education freedom.

@atensnut This is the most pathetic tweet, Juanita. There are, like, 18 fingers there. It's clearly an altered image Damn, you're a dunce.

This is the most pathetic photo. Zelensky holds Joey’s hand so he won’t wander off.

@pastors4txkids @ScottUhlTX @GregAbbott_TX I approve this message! 👍🏽💯

We respect Gov @GregAbbott_TX & pray for him as Scripture commands. But he is wrong on vouchers. Public dollars ONLY for #txed public schools. He violates OUR religious liberty with public dollars for Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Satanist, Christian schools. We will stop him.

@yoclockface He always looks like he's trying to hold in a fart.🙄

Bern is a joyless f.

@JasonSCampbell Why in the hell would they WANT to move to a Red state?

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "If Democrat voters choose to flee these Blue states...Well, once they move to a Red state, guess what? Maybe you don't get to vote for five years"

@leadandapple @GracefulArthur @JasonSCampbell She can read?👀

@JasonSCampbell What Kirk said is damning as well, just openly speculating how to stop demographic change and keeping people they don't like from voting This is unambiguously fascism, I don't know how they can deny it at this point

@notcapnamerica This is really, REALLY stupid. They must have money to burn.🙄

@GOP Therefore, the people who can pay for private and religious schools should, while not denying funding for public schools. I don't need to pay for YOUR kid to attend the Fascist School for Boys.

Every kid should have access to every education opportunity possible.

@Imposter_Edits It is always thus with these shitty people.

Aww, this poor poor woman lost her job after going viral over this Tiktok of her treating low-wage service workers like trash.. Now she thinks she's a victim.

@BravestBunny I love pencils. I love sharpening them. The smell of the wood shavings and having a pencil with a really pointy point. Delicious!

I OWN one, use it, and love it.