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Emily Vassallo

Emily Vassallo

@EmilyAnne_Jones

I like to think I'm fabulous. Life is constantly correcting me. All views my own (and, as a rule, ridiculous)

London Katılım Ocak 2011
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Emily Vassallo
Emily Vassallo@EmilyAnne_Jones·
@ashley_quan @1followernodad Ah for me it’s every time I have a sore throat I think “maybe I have Glandular Fever like Mallory in the Babysitters Club”
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Ashley@ashley_quan·
@1followernodad Every time I get thirsty and then have to pee a lot, I think "maybe I have diabetes like Stacy in the Babysitters Club"
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SHANE REACTION@imshanereaction·
Budget Day is to Martin Lewis what the Eurovision Song Contest is to gays.
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tré easton@treeaston·
my god. just…my god.
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thedrkling
thedrkling@thedrkling_·
made a classic romcom movie poster for 'Chicken Shop Date' starring Andrew Garfield and Amelia Dimoldenberg, because I can’t get enough of this interview
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
This woman knows what she is talking about, get her elected.
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crazyaussie85@newmangirl85·
@midnight_nanda I mean we all danced along to murder on the dance floor but no one was actually dying. Sometimes it’s literally just a song & nothing deeper
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Nick Tyrone
Nick Tyrone@NicholasTyrone·
“No boomers fought in WWII” is not a controversial take but a statement of fact, particularly given the generation is named after the “baby boom”’which took place once the war was over.
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Emily Vassallo@EmilyAnne_Jones·
@baddestmamajama As a girl born in 1988 my standard exaggeration joke is I have two friends and they’re both called Charlotte. The truth is I have 5 friends and they’re called Charlotte, Charlotte, Lucy, Lucy and Laura.
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Jessica Ellis
Jessica Ellis@baddestmamajama·
As a person named Jessica in the 1980s, I would like to understand when this incredible possessiveness about names happened, because when I was born the goal seemed to be to make sure all babies left the hospital with one of ten names.
insane genius@bitchwife420

A family friend brought his wife to dinner last night. They just had a baby a few months ago and I was telling them how much I love their baby's name and if I ever had a third daughter that would probably be her name too. Just woke up to a text from this man saying I was rude 🤨

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cara
cara@mcfcara·
"they're stealing our jobs" you're literally rioting at 1pm on a wednesday, what job could you possibly have???
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Pundamentalism@Pundamentalism·
England have never missed a penalty under Keir Starmer.
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Luke
Luke@lukeaaronmoore·
France are there for the taking but Portugal can’t take them out because a 39 year old manchild is threatening to take his ball home if he can’t play every minute
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Tom Coates
Tom Coates@tomcoates·
What infuriates me about Rowling’s scaremongering is how completely ignorant of the law it is. There is literally no law in the UK whatsoever to stop straight non-trans men entering and using women’s bathrooms *right now*. There never has been such a law.
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling

Do biological males with gender recognition certificates have the right to enter women-only spaces? It's a simple yes/no question, @UKLabour. Given that you intend to make it easier for men to gain said piece of paper, women have the right to an answer.

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Colin the Dachshund
Colin the Dachshund@DachshundColin·
Can someone record this for Sunak's parents?
Sky News@SkyNews

PM @RishiSunak and Labour leader Sir @Keir_Starmer have agreed to take part in The Battle For Number 10, a Sky News election leaders' special event, on Wednesday 12 June. Watch it live for free. #BattleForNo10 ⏰ 7pm 📍 Grimsby 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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Prey
Prey@PreyGame·
Keep an eye out around London on launch day tomorrow; mimics may be anywhere or anything #Prey #NotaMimic
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Emily Vassallo@EmilyAnne_Jones·
@el_hatcherino How exciting Alistair - all the best with your next move I look forward to seeing where you end up!
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Alistair Hatch
Alistair Hatch@el_hatcherino·
Today marks one month until I leave Bethesda. It wasn’t an easy decision to make, but it felt like the right time to move on and hand  over responsibilities. This April marked 15 years of working with/for Bethesda.
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