Emma Hunneyball

A most apt quote today, from “William Shakespeare’s The Phantom of Menace” by @iandoescher

Ah shite, Sinead O’Connor has died. That’s just very sad news. Poor thing. I hope she realised how much love there was for her.

Threads finally has a following feed!

Baroness Owen & Lord Kempsell who have less than a decade work experience between them but who now have jobs for life making laws because Boris Johnson said so, have made the case for abolition of the House of Lords clearer than I could

I love both music and idioms, so am forever trying to combine the two by inserting the names of musical artists into well-known idioms (and proverbs and literary quotes). This is a thread of my favourites, starting with this one… It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Wusta Rhymes

To Space Karen, Signed, Everyone.

Twitter users: "It'd be nice if someone could sort out the broken interface, make sure the metrics worked and made it a more stable platform" Space Karen: "i'Ve GiVeN iT a NeW nAmE aNd RePlAcEd ThE bIrD wItH aN x"

Please don’t do that @RishiSunak. Asking for a future generation that includes your own children. Thanks.

This hamster has a Vespa just like mine

Behold the best election flyer in British political history. They’re hitting Uxbridge doormats at this very moment! #VOTEBINFACE #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

This is rich coming from a man who, for years, purposefully "opened the gates of hell" on helpless victims. #DanWoottonExposed

If I ever get killed by a shark, please don't let them hunt the shark and kill it, for doing what sharks do, in shark territory. Much appreciated #whysharksattack

Enormous difference between the way the BBC took Huw Edwards off air immediately while the allegations are investigated, and how GB News is responding to allegations about Wootton.

I have been looking into Martin Branning for several years. If you would like to join the people already sharing fresh information with me then my DMs are open, my email address is jim.waterson@theguardian.com, or you can WhatsApp me directly: +447760993558

whilst i’m able to take responsibility for my own actions i can hand on heart say that a big part of the reason i would get myself into these states was because of the relentless bullying and constant surveillance and scrutiny this man had me under. FOR NO REASON. Anyway, karmas a bitch. I couldn’t be happier at this time in my life. absolutely thriving.

Dr David Lloyd putting the morons at GBnews straight. 👏

I’m not saying I agree but I understand.

Had a lovely day today. I’ve seen people do this a lot so I decided to make my own. You know, maybe ground myself a bit so I don’t get carried away with being happy. Don’t be shy.

Dan Wootton is being publicly vilified for appalling, unproven allegations. Which is what he does to other people for a living. Fuck that guy.