Emma Stanley

Can we do urban design in Britain to create spaces for play and socialising when it rains? It seems like so many activities are cancelled by the rain, which then impacts people’s moods. “It’s a miserable day” Nope, it’s just raining. Imagine if our world was set up for rain

'Shall we eat in the garden? The drizzle seems a little warmer today' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

@LucyGoBag Gosh, what a photo full of happiness 🥰

According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?

After I’ve finished a long book, I feel a little sad the next day. The characters have become friends in my head and now I must move on. Anyone else get like this?

We don’t fly a noisy helicopter for fun. We DO fly a noisy helicopter to save lives, catch criminals, take guns off the streets (list could continue)….. If we are flying, please just assume it is for a VERY good reason. Just when you thought you’d heard it all …… 👇

"You've called a life and death emergency line to say a helicopter has woken you up." This call to 999 was about the noise being generated by a police helicopter. They were searching for a missing women who was later found with serious injuries to her arms. #ThinkBeforeYouDial

@LucyGoBag This is why you need an Emma Stanley!!

I really rocked my presentation today. I could just tell it had landed. I was buzzing. My presentation was at 9.55 this morning. It’s only now, at 17.07, that I realise my underwire was out the front of my dress for the ENTIRE TIME like a very prominent periscope 🥴

So if we are not using the emergency alert system for serious local emergencies and we are not using the emergency alert system when the entirety of 999 goes down - please may I ask when we are using the emergency alert system @cabinetofficeuk 🚨

What started as a terrifying privilege turned into so much more than that. May every “slightly different” six year old girl be blessed with a Dad who answers every question she has on the world. Love and miss you always Dad ❤️ newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…

@LucyGoBag 😂👏

Please leave your donated items at the Church Hall

Today was extremely Monday.

[typing specific film title into netflix] netflix: i take it you mean “any film” me: no netflix: alvin and the chipmunks? that’s a film me: no netflix: come on it’s funny me: do you have alvin and the chipmunks netflix: ha no

Oh my god. The video. rightmove.co.uk/properties/129…

daytime drama commercial breaks: go on a cruise, plan your funeral, buy an armchair with a motor, do it now you've not got much time

@LucyGoBag That’s my girl! 💕

🍏 not falling far from 🌳

🔥🎯 GREATEST LEG OF ALL TIME 🎯🔥 @MvG180 misses the D12 for a 9 darter and then @BullyBoy180 hits it for the most astonishing scenes ever! 🤯 What a final this is! #LoveTheDarts