MR X3

@bruno_KUg You neglected us from Arua why

Brand Ambassador 9 barrels whiskey. To celebrate this win am going to give 5 random followers lunch of 100k.

Am looking for some dope dark wall papers. kindly share

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@Ntalebrian22 @GalaxyTVUg Yes at the moment the tenant is responsible for the house and is occupying it The owner of the house does not have the powers to do that malicious damage when a person is occupying the house

@EmmanuelAriaka @GalaxyTVUg On his house?

A furious landlord goes completely rogue, removing the doors after a tenant defaults on 3 months' rent!

@mkainerugaba Afande permission to collapse because I have nyashless at home already and can I chase her away?

I'm trying very hard to be generous, but I think 3 years imprisonment and hard labour for nyashless chics is fair.

@SuunaEdwin @bruno_KUg Bro Ebola will go by all means

@EmmanuelAriaka @bruno_KUg With all that Ebola

Banaye muliwa? Me: Hano Lounge Bar and Restaurant

@TherealUGman @JubileeInsUG Mexico 2-1 South Africa

Mexico 🇲🇽 vs South Africa 🇿🇦 Think you know how this match will end? Visit @JubileeInsUG page comment your exact score prediction First 3 correct predictions win a Jubilee Mini Speaker. Let’s see who’s got football IQ #JubileeInsuranceUG

@deejaykalz_ Mine is currently in love with the doctor who treated her at my expense as am talking now they are together. Am sure the doctor is just hitting the pot and run yet I've decided not to follow them because I know what is happening with doctors. Let me reserve my love

Use condoms, Your galfriends are secretly prostitutes.

@fsnakazibwe @VUKampala Faridah I've never graduated since childhood to-date i feel like I've graduated in masters degree in madness. Talk to him to offer for me free studies @VUKampala I can not afford tuition please.

My silent hero. He, without hesitation, offered me a scholarship for a Masters degree at @VUKampala, an offer I innocently trashed immediately after my Bachelors. Very approachable, very innovative, family gentleman. When controversy errupeted over his appointment as minister, in my head, I was like...."You deserve better, Dr. Your current placing at the university is more prestigious than those political positions, which can easily tarnish your long-earned reputation." May God decide what's best for you, my Hero. Long live.

@DailyMonitor I could nominate Me and Myself

If you were asked to nominate two people you consider Uganda's heroes today, who would they be? #MonitorQuery #MonitorUpdates #HeroesDayUG

@oedmonlucas Sue the school, don't entertain foolishness

My sisters child came home looking like this because his hair had grown. When did schools start treating hair like a criminal offense? 😳😭😂

@KomugishaPeace Black yellow red

Who is this general?

@CanaryMugume @UEDCLTD Am enjoying my soler lights from @sunking solar and @dlightdesign solar let people suffer . I use solar flatiron with refrigerator and heavy home music system actually leg government only give power to factories, schools and hospitals. Am looking for trouble so what?

There’s a nationwide power blackout following a grid failure, @UEDCLTD says.

@BahityaRonaldo I can scatter her until satan becomes scared of me and satan will again start saying leave her in the name of Jesus Christ

Would you take $100k

@bruno_KUg Bro from yesterday i was in deep thoughts about what you have put forward. Mine wants even me to pay for the free oxygen she's breathing, she wants me to pay for her shortcal and longcals too She paints her lips and change hair every weekend I say enough is enough MBUU am a dog

Avoid expensive poor women at all costs. There's a difference between a woman who is struggling and growing and a woman struggling but already upgraded her identity to luxury. She doesn't have savings but she knows every designer brand, she has no investments but she knows the best hotels in town, she has no income stability but knows what a real man should provide. If you are not careful you will become her walking ATM. she will call you cheap for not funding her comfort. A high value woman doesn't need a rich man but an expensive mindset on a broke foundation always needs one. If you are building something serious, you dont need a woman who multiplies your pressure. You need one who understands delay, discipline and growth. Otherwise you are not building a future my brother you are renting one for someone else. - Joel M Kariuki

@SpireJim Uganda because even God keeps on asking himself if he is really the one who created US because we didn't appreciate everything

If you were to return in another life, where would you want to be a citizen? Why?