Emmanuel AJM (SJ)

@AlexSamoja Oyaa @Jeffdizle 😂😂

Nawazaga na sipatagi majibu, iliwezekana vipi Julip akasoma FEZA, afu akaishia kuwa Dalali wa Mbususu humu 😄 🤣,

@fbuyobe Real world consequences of unmanaged mental health crises are tragic

JUST IN "Mtu chuma" has just connected himself to the Sayuni Wifi. In fact, Mtu chuma tried unfruitful to convince his girlfriend to walk down the aisle in a cultural arrangement called marriage so that he alone could horizontally engineer his spouse. Things were much more complicated when this girlfriend started to deny "Mtu Chuma" of his conjugal rights. This activated Mtu chuma's inner volcano, causing his ancestors to stand up. Having deprived of the food that faces the earth, from the gender that had a candid handshake with cobra in eden, Mtu chuma accused himself, found himself guilty, and convicted himself to a tie and die. The government must now move with speed to serve the youths from themselves x.com/Jambotv_/statu…

@Jeffdizle @iboysean Hapo penyewe kabisa

@iboysean Adam umemaliza mzee ata uyu dogo anajua..@EmmanuelMoshi91

Adam Mchovu kabia juu hapo hapo 📌

@Mr_Moshki Oya @Jeffdizle njoo huku unaitwa 😂😂

Hawa wanaume hukuwa na ndevu mingi na wamenyoa kipara hawananga akili hata kidogo

@spana_Konki @Jeffdizle 😂😂

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@fbuyobe 😂😂

Ukinyamba pole pole mbele ya watu alafu uskie boxer imekuwa nzinto

@fbuyobe Afya ya akili ni tatizo kubwa Tanzania au Africa na wajanja washafanya fursa na mtu anayetapeliwa hashauriki 😂

Nitaijadili mada hii kwa kuweka wazi my conflict of interest Mimi ni mkristo, mkatoliki, niliyekuwa na ndoto ya kuwa Padre Kupitia ndoto hii, nilikuwa enrolled kwenye chuo cha malezi ambacho ni kitalu cha kumuandaa mseminari na baadaye nikajiunga na Seminari ya St. Peter's

Katika miaka ya karibuni tumeshuhudia utitiri wa makanisa yakiota kama uyoga barani Afrika Wakati sehemu ya makanisa haya yalikuwepo kwa kipindi kirefu huko nyuma, mengi yao ni mapya kabisa na hayajulikani Uzi👇 KUHANI MLAGHAI

@nserekonelson1 @MakerereCHUSS @Makerere Hii nayo ni kitu ya kutafutia PhD kweli Buana @Jeffdizle 😂

Finally, a PhD in Kiswahili! To God be the Glory!

@Adventure_36 Hapo kwenye pombe ni uonevu wa wazi kabisa 😂 @Jeffdizle

Kuna mzee anasema apa Pombe na Wanawake vinamaliza sana pesa kwa vijana wa kiume kwa sasa. Anasema utakuta kuna kijana bado ajajipata vizuri ana Wanawake wanne, mlevi wa pombe. Mtu kama huyu ni ngumu kufanya maendeleo. Naomba kuwasilisha.

@PMathias76389 @JamesFibonacci @max_zitatu Hapo kwenye B-2 ndio patakua pagumu Kuna variant yake yakuitwa Northrop Grumman-21 hiyo wanataka kuitumia 2026-27 then inaretire zipo 3 tu zikifunguliwa geti zile hapatoshi

@JamesFibonacci @EmmanuelMoshi91 @max_zitatu Haya madini mnayotoa yamesimama kama hizo f 35 kwenye tech sio poa hapo bado kuna f 22 upande wa supermanuverbillity bado B 2 zimepaki aisee

@kirigitim 🤣🤣

Hivi aliyeanzisha utaratibu Kanga / Vitenge viwe vinaandikwa jumbe mbali mbali ni nani? Alikusudia nini? Alikuwa anamlenga nani?

@JamesFibonacci @max_zitatu Ndio wanapractice learning, relearning, and unlearning kwenye warfare lazma wawe mbele ya muda kuliko adui maana they customize tactics from live incidences ktk field

@EmmanuelMoshi91 @max_zitatu This time wameboresha strategies. Pia attacks wanazofanya this time ni more strategic, mfano kuharibu maghala ya drones na missiles.

@zoetjesheeftX Anapita alipopita Bwana Eli Cohen au zaidi one day dunia itapata hadithi ya kustaajabisha kuhusiana na strategic espionage and counter intelligence engineered by MOSSAD

INGEKUWA TANZANIA TUSHAJUA MSALITI ILA WAARABU HAWANA MBINU KABISA Kutana na Esmail Qaani kiongozi wa kikosi maalumu cha jeshi la Iran cha Quds * Alikuwepo Beirut Lebanon siku ile kiongozi wa Hezbollah Hassan Nasrallah alipouawa , yeye akapona * Kwenye vita vya siku 12 alipona mashambulizi ya Israel kwenye makao makuu ya jeshi * Siku ya jana pia alinusurika kuuawa kwenye kile kikao cha viongozi wa juu wa Iran ambapo na yeye alitakiwa ahudhurie, kikao ambacho ndicho kilichoondoka na kiongozi wa Iran na viongozi wengi wa Iran taarifa zinasema hakuweza kuhudhuria kutokana na sababu ambazo bado hazijawekwa wazi

@VungaEl74 Ndio maana mtu akikuambia ana information kukuhusu inatakiwa ushuke utulie, Ujasusi wa kivita umetumika sana pamoja na kwamba hawakutaka kurudia makosa ya last year ingawa they always eliminate determined targets whatsoever Warfare tactics at its best..

IRAN wamesha pigwa na ulinzi wa unga yao umeharibiwa vibaya sana Hapo ndio nawasifu Israel mwaka jana baada ya kupokea kichapo walikubali yaishe ili kujipanga upya maana hawakutarajia kama IRAN wange upagawisha mfumo wa ulinzi wa anga ya Israel IRAN wamepanic sana wanalipua ovyo bila mbinu zozote zile ina maana hiyo inaonesha uwezo wao wote wa kijeshi na ulinzi umeishia hapo. Hawataki kuchukua muda kujiuliza tena wamekosea wapi marekani hapigani vita bila mipango na uhakika Wakiendelea kutumia mihemuko kupambana kwenye hii vita watamalizwa viongozi wote wa juu Marekani huwa anadili na viongozi tu kumaliza nguvu ya sehemu husika Iran bado sana kwa Marekani.

@JamesFibonacci @max_zitatu Na huu ndio ukweli air defenses za kimkakati zilikuwa paralyzed then shughuli imekwisha jamaa wanaimprove kwenye kila incidence ukiangalia 12 days war last year walipoteana japo pia targets walizieliminate muda huu wamegusa kiini kabisa

@max_zitatu Walianza na cyber warfare kwa feed false info kwa radar za Iran’s defense systems. Then Tom hawk missiles zikatumika kuharibu defense systems wakati huo stealth F35 zilikua nyuma kama saa moja zinakuja baada ua kusafishiwa njia.

@kirigitim Ni wivu tuu 😂

Ni nani amewahi safiri na basi yeyote akakuta kondakta ni mwanamke na akahudumiwa vizuri? Duru zinasema Makondakta wa kike wanaongoza kwa kuwa na huduma mbaya kwenye mabasi. Hii kauli inaukweli wowote ule?

@tazamaMbali Na huo ndio ukweli real estate investment haijawahi kudanganya most importantly avoid risks, migogoro, n.k

Ukiweka 10M bank kwenye fixed deposit account kwa miaka 2, unaweza kupata mpaka 1.4M kama riba ya pesa uliyoweka. Lakini ukichukua 10M hiyohiyo, 8M ukanunua ardhi kwenye hii miji midogo, alafu ukatumia 2M kuiendeleza hiyo ardhi; baada ya miaka 2 hiyo ardhi inaweza kukupa 30M+

@_nanasonia That rapper is a goat 🐐

Hakuna rapper anayemkaribia Eminem when it comes to bullying Akikushikilia agenda hata Kendrick Lamar na huyo Senti hamsini hasogelei🧐

When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. 😭 My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution. One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up they teach him a lesson. She then went back home

Winston Churchill was a real son of a b*tch. His philosophies may offend but will definitely give you chills. 12 lessons from the UK's most controversial & badass politician: