Emo Mom
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Emo Mom
@EmoMomEmoMomE
Not Like Other Weebs, Full-Time Housewife, Animatronics Enthusiast, Blind CEO of Noticing Things


Mizzy: “Life is Mizzy!” @lifeismizzy twerks to Kanye West. #fishtanklive


@patriotEng1neer @PeachesMcGee22 @Carmen50 What’s a heritage American? A child of someone who was an immigrant some time ago? Oh, I forgot an important detail. An entitled child of immigrants who did nothing to earn their citizenship just was born with a silver spoon





BREAKING NEWS: Washington @Nationals Director of Community Relations Admits on Hidden Camera to Active Religious Discrimination Against Starting Pitcher Trevor Williams, Surveillance of Nationals Fans’ Google History, and Segregated LGBTQ+ Corporate Meetings to an O’Keefe Undercover Journalist “One of our pitchers, Trevor Williams. He’s super Christian-Catholic, all these tattoos that mean a lot.” “The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’” “Because of that, we [Washington Nationals] don’t use him [Trevor Williams] on social [media].” “Like, when they're like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And like, the players come up, you know what I mean? Like, we [Nationals] don't ask him [Trevor Williams].” “If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you and assigning you into a bucket of people. If you’re accepting cookies, we’re getting a plethora of your Google history.” @heyhuds @MeLlamoTrevor @NationalsComms @MLB @MLB_PR



















