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Not Like Other Weebs, Full-Time Housewife, Animatronics Enthusiast, Blind CEO of Noticing Things

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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Papayas would really take off if they were marketed more like tomatoes and less like pineapples
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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
mog | verb | to look or perform far better than someone else
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Jonathan, please come home, your father and I miss you. #fishtanklive
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@JontentG Jonathan, if you truly want to be a Christian you probably shouldn’t host degenerate coke shacks and livestream them. But here we are.
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@AppyOrtho My family came over here over 200 years ago and has had men who fought in every major war since the civil war. Did we immigrate? Yes, but I’d say we earned it. Immigrants need to assimilate and prove their worth to the country. Join the military, fight for America.
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If your ancestors stepped off the boat and into a fully functioning city, you’re an immigrant. If they stepped off a boat and then hacked their way through the wilderness to build a cabin while ducking Indian scalpers, then you’re a heritage American.
Nick Davidov@Nick_Davidov

@patriotEng1neer @PeachesMcGee22 @Carmen50 What’s a heritage American? A child of someone who was an immigrant some time ago? Oh, I forgot an important detail. An entitled child of immigrants who did nothing to earn their citizenship just was born with a silver spoon

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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@ClaireMPLS I’m aware of my weirdass anxiety and sweat a lot if I go through self-checkout. I will always choose the cashier line
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claire de lune@ClaireMPLS·
i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Some people rot their brains with porn, I rot my brain with submerged animatronic videos. I think I just came, she’s perfect 💕 youtu.be/32aBOyZ3r6g
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Summer is here so that means every time I walk outside in the evening I will be singing the Owl City hit song “Fireflies”
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Dobsonflies are so freaky looking but seeing them means that nearby water sources are clean so I appreciate their presence.
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Every so often I’m consumed by guilt for abandoning my Nintendogs 20+ years ago. Sorry Princes, Angle, and Harry
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@MaryMargOlohan @alexstein99 That Bald Guy looks like The Mystery Man in “Lost Highway.” Hope he doesn’t call to tell me he’s in my house or some shit
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Ironically, Trevor Williams is the only Nats player name I know.
O’Keefe Media Group@OKeefeMedia

BREAKING NEWS: Washington @Nationals Director of Community Relations Admits on Hidden Camera to Active Religious Discrimination Against Starting Pitcher Trevor Williams, Surveillance of Nationals Fans’ Google History, and Segregated LGBTQ+ Corporate Meetings to an O’Keefe Undercover Journalist “One of our pitchers, Trevor Williams. He’s super Christian-Catholic, all these tattoos that mean a lot.” “The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’” “Because of that, we [Washington Nationals] don’t use him [Trevor Williams] on social [media].” “Like, when they're like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And like, the players come up, you know what I mean? Like, we [Nationals] don't ask him [Trevor Williams].” “If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you and assigning you into a bucket of people. If you’re accepting cookies, we’re getting a plethora of your Google history.” @heyhuds @MeLlamoTrevor @NationalsComms @MLB @MLB_PR

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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@OKeefeMedia @Nationals That bald dude looks like The Mystery Man in “Lost Highway”. Hope he doesn’t call me and tell me he’s in my house or some shit
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O’Keefe Media Group@OKeefeMedia·
BREAKING NEWS: Washington @Nationals Director of Community Relations Admits on Hidden Camera to Active Religious Discrimination Against Starting Pitcher Trevor Williams, Surveillance of Nationals Fans’ Google History, and Segregated LGBTQ+ Corporate Meetings to an O’Keefe Undercover Journalist “One of our pitchers, Trevor Williams. He’s super Christian-Catholic, all these tattoos that mean a lot.” “The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’” “Because of that, we [Washington Nationals] don’t use him [Trevor Williams] on social [media].” “Like, when they're like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And like, the players come up, you know what I mean? Like, we [Nationals] don't ask him [Trevor Williams].” “If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you and assigning you into a bucket of people. If you’re accepting cookies, we’re getting a plethora of your Google history.” @heyhuds @MeLlamoTrevor @NationalsComms @MLB @MLB_PR
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@R_YayOFFICIAL Yes. He hates you and now he’s going to black list you from both the geological area and the industry
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R-Yay@R_YayOFFICIAL·
I just had a job interview over the phone. At the end, the guy said "take care", and I said, "goodbye". Then, as I hung up, I heard him say the "buh" in "buh-bye". I cut him off. Am I screwed?
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@Undoomed “Oh noooo they gave me a glass of wine and some prosciutto the HORROR!” Literally my treat for myself every Friday is torture for these muzzies
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UNDΘΘMΞD@Undoomed·
Suddenly China doesn't sound so bad
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
People assume because I’m a hot girl, I don’t poop. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. Being a hot girl requires a high fiber diet and a daily multivitamin, I poop at least 3x/day. #themoreyouknow
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
Take me back to the animatronic golden days. I miss my homies
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
On beautiful days I miss the Big Banana Bunyip. He’s so magnificent
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
I wish my one loyal follower would build me an animatronic bunyip for my pond. I want to watch it bob up and down all day
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Emo Mom@EmoMomEmoMomE·
@bIiccy I’ll never forget how he went to the moon
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I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since we lost George Floyd
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