Vanna Surfer
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Vanna Surfer
@EndsWellCapital
Quantitative Research x Development Proprietary Regime x Day Type Classification Systems Long Vol with a focus on SPX/VIX Follower Of Christ x American Patriot






Oil trading spiked fifteen minutes before Trump’s Truth Social post.







Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.



5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!





I demand an immediate investigation of the Trump crime family @FBI @SECGov @CIA @HouseDemocrats

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.


Is there anyone else out there who still has any doubt about the $USOIL futures price being heavily manipulated at the moment? Just asking for a friend.








