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@MasterBolaji E be like Una don receive alert, go use am buy weed first. What tha F did I just read🤣🤣

Unemployment rates and population under each admin: OBJ: ~130M | 12.3–13.1% Yar’Adua: ~152M | 12.7–21.1% GEJ: ~175M | 21.4–23.9% GMB: ~205M | 33.3% BAT: ~238M | 4.3–5.3% Despite having the largest population, BAT records the lowest unemployment rate. Kudos to BAT.

@osazenoo How does this translate into a better life for Nigerians?

Evidence dey. No need for Cho Cho Cho

@instablog9ja The Idea is that SAVINGS. Some people are not good at saving money on their own. So Ajo kinda helps compel them to a committed savings.

“Thrift is an endless loop of non-profitable savings — Lady shares her thoughts

@Notwokenow @SecWar Drama Queen Hegseth🤣🤣

Amid the chaos and fear, our incredible @SecWar Pete Hegseth was on his feet, protecting his wife, eyes searching for the threat. This is the face of a warrior.

Muslims do not believe that Jesus is God. Jews will. It’s that simple.

@Ofer_binshtok Get them one from Amazon please 🤣🤣

I stand with Nigerian Christians! It is their right to have their own country.

@USAmbUN What did you attack them from those countries?

Really? Then why did you fire thousands of rockets, drones, and ballistic missiles at their neighborhoods, hotels, and airports?

@pajas1147 @shanaka86 Spare me the protesters cock & bull stories. What's the number with you, 30k or 43k🤣 At least I now know the protest was mobilized, funded by the US and Israel. In fact they sent weapons for the protest. Iranians are likely more free than you!

@Enema_writes @shanaka86 Only because he knows the radical Islamic Iranian leaders will murder more of their freedom loving citizens. How many have been slaughtered in the streets? How many public executions have there been.

JUST IN: Iran just pulled a thirty-year-old empty supertanker out of retirement and began towing it toward Kharg Island. She is moving so slowly that a voyage that should take a day and a half is taking four days. Her name is NASHA. IMO 9079107. Built 1996. A two-million-barrel very large crude carrier that has been anchored empty off Kharg for years. TankerTrackers confirmed her reactivation yesterday. Gulf News, Iran International, and Fox News all picked it up within hours. The reason she is moving at all is that Iran is running out of places to put the oil. Kharg Island handles roughly ninety percent of Iran’s crude exports. Its onshore tanks had about thirteen million barrels of spare capacity when the US blockade began on April 13. Net inflow since has been running at one million to one point one million barrels per day because exports have collapsed to single digits of vessels while upstream production continues. The math is mechanical. Roughly twelve days of spare capacity. The calendar says that window closes this week. NASHA is not a strategy. NASHA is what you do when you have run out of strategy. A two-million-barrel floating storage vessel buys Iran approximately forty-eight hours of continued upstream production. After that, either the wells get shut in or the crude goes somewhere else. The parallel options being pursued, ship-to-ship transfers in the Riau Archipelago, AIS-dark transits, sanctioned VLCCs returning home through the blockade line, are not enough. Lloyd’s List Intelligence has tracked roughly twenty-six Iran-linked vessels evading since April 13. That cannot absorb a million barrels a day. The wells will shut in. The question is which wells, for how long, and whether they come back. The Asmari and Bangestan carbonate formations that sit under most of Iran’s giant southern fields are high-permeability, strong-water-drive systems. The Society of Petroleum Engineers literature on this specific reservoir class is unambiguous. Remove continuous pressure support for a prolonged shut-in and four damage mechanisms activate simultaneously: water coning upward through the fracture network, fines migration into pore throats, formation compaction under increased effective stress, and clay swelling under altered salinity and pH. The damage is not theoretical. It is documented. And it is measured in months to years of recoverable production capacity, not days. Maleki and Gordon estimate three hundred to five hundred thousand barrels per day of permanent capacity loss if the current shut-in trajectory completes. That is a directional estimate, not a lab measurement, but the direction is not in dispute. NASHA is the archaeological signature of the clock. When a country with the world’s third-largest oil reserves reactivates a thirty-year-old retired tanker to float on top of its main export terminal and buy forty-eight hours of time, the institutional systems designed to absorb shocks have already failed. The insurance market, the shadow fleet, the diplomatic channels, and the reservoir physics are all converging on the same conclusion at different speeds, and NASHA is the one that shows up on satellite. The market is pricing a ceasefire. The Pentagon is pricing six months of mine clearance. Iran just pulled a corpse out of the Persian Gulf and asked it to buy two days. That is not how a reversible crisis looks. That is how a regime tells you, operationally, that it has run out of options between the blockade and the shut-in. The reservoir does not negotiate. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@WhiteHouse Oh, so you know this fact. Yet you meddle in international affairs and elections. You influence and destabilise nations because of your political interest, not minding how you leave them after your half hazard wars and criminality.

America's elections are for Americans. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

@DavidOgbu17 @Niyi89344563 @Ofer_binshtok Are you aware that the Muslim population in the North Central, surpasses the total population of the South East? Are you aware the Southwest is so mixed that you can't really tell the Ratio! Are you also aware that more Muslims have died from terrorism?

@Enema_writes @Niyi89344563 @Ofer_binshtok No, we are not splitted regionally, because we still share a country, and we do not have regional governments. We just have different regions, but no actual split. Once the split happens with the Middle Belt joining the South, both your region and mine will be better governed.

The Christians in Nigeria, in order to survive and thrive, must: 1. Declare an independent Christian state. 2. Ally with the State of Israel, establishing a sister-state agreement with it in all fields. 3. Build a military similar to the IDF in power and determination, with Israel's assistance. A military that will strike with immense force in the way Israel operates against anyone who dares to try to continue exterminating them.

@pajas1147 @shanaka86 Wishful thinking! Cornered is when you start a war to enforce regime, only to end the war begging the same regime to come to the negotiation table. except this time, you have a more young, dogged and brutal regime.

@Enema_writes @shanaka86 There missle attacks dwindled to one or two a day. Their missle factories have been destroyed. They are cornered rat.

@gimbajunio65719 @Big_marvis Oh, I do! Using the FX as the escape, was a failed attempt by her to defend the Subsidy expenditure. She didn't note that Dollar was already over 1k before Buhari left and she also didn't note that Subsidy had risen too to a level which fits the FX as at then.

@Enema_writes @Big_marvis Seems you don’t understand what she said She simply said there’s nothing like subsidy savings

There is a big illusion in the public space about increase in Nigeria revenue.... Subsidy savings.... And states revenue windfall.... The average revenue in Buhari last days in Office was about N720billion between January to May 2023.... Official exchange rate was around N460/$.... So FAAC revenue in Buhari last months in office was around $1.6billion.... In 2026 Nigeria average FAAC revenue was around N1.9trillion.... though gross revenue sometimes exceed N2.5trillion.... with excess funds saved for critical national infrastructures.... N1.9trillion is ultimately equal to about $1.5billion... Some may argue that we don't use dollar in Nigeria.... But we don't live in strait of Hormuz... The blockage of The Strait is affecting us ... The dollar determines global economy and it's the best yardstick to compare economy at different time range due to inflation and depreciation of local currency..... Over half of Nigeria revenue still comes from oil ... Which is sold in dollar.... The growth of Nigeria revenue from N720billion to about N2trillion was not as a result of subsidy savings.... But as a result of Naira depreciation.... Under Buhari....if Nigeria sells a million barrel of oil for $100million.... He gets N46billion... Under Tinubu....if Nigeria sells a million barrel of oil for $100million.... He gets N135billion... Which is almost 3 times what Buhari earns.... On tax.... A good that use to sell for N1000 under Buhari attracts a VAT of N75....at 7.5% rate That same good now sell for about N2,500.... And attract VAT of N180.... These applies to Company tax and other govt revenue.... So it's easy for N720billion under Buhari to become N2trillion under Tinubu.... No new income just depreciation....tax rate wasn't increased to fetch new income.... These depreciation pushed revenue is what Tinubu supporters and opponents call subsidy savings... Nigeria had no subsidy money to save because he was borrowing to pay it .. So why are govs better financially now than under Buhari?........ Under Buhari states & local govt takes a little above N300billion monthly.... Salary alone take almost everything.... Foreign contractors price projects based on black market rate of N800/$ so N300billion was behaving like N150billion.... . So govs were stucked... Many states could no longer pay salary or execute meaningful projects.... But under Tinubu..... Govs and local govt gets almost N1trillion monthly..... Salary increase push their wage bill to about N450billion or lower... They now have about N550billion to play with... Something that was impossible under Buhari... The depreciation equally grew their IGR by about 200%..... Revenue didn't actually increase.... But depreciation made life easier for Nigeria leaders to execute more projects and offset debt... There was no Subsidy savings.... You don't save what you don't have... For those still looking for subsidy savings ....

@abdullahayofel How is giving a repayable loan, a favour that should silence anyone? Like something I will pay back. Oh! Was that supposed to buy off the loaned conscience?

If you collect a NELFUND student loan to finish your education and you're joining them to insult President Tinubu online......May that certificate be useless for you Algorithm 🔥🙏

@isasquare It's true and possible. Cloud seeding can be engineered both ways. God willed it.

Salam Sheikh, There is no technology that can control rainfall in another country. There’re rumours bothering on conspiracy about this, but nothing of scientific merit.

@channelstv Like they did with the current President of Syria, who was Al qeada butcher, who was not just their asset, but their ally!

US Offers $10m Bounty For Iraqi Militia Leader channelstv.com/2026/04/24/us-…

@DavidOgbu17 @Niyi89344563 @Ofer_binshtok Splitting in what context? It's called North Central and you don't speak for my region on who to join. The poster is proposing a Christian and Muslim splitting, not a regional splitting. By the way! Are not already splitted regionally?

@Enema_writes @Niyi89344563 @Ofer_binshtok It's simple. The Middle Belt can join the South or form its own country. They aren't complaining, so what exactly is your problem? Will you perish if Nigeria splits tomorrow?

@instablog9ja You are building new roads to connect to cities already connected with dilapidated roads. You left key sectors like Education, Health and Power, the actual sectors than can repay the loans. You told us Subsidy was removed and a lot of dollars have been saved & we are richer.

“It is better to borrow for projects and infrastructure so that, at the end of the day, we can repay through the infrastructure” — Senate President Akpabio commends President Tinubu after $516m loan request for Sokoto-Badagry Superhighway

Let him cook.