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@Rea_lAmeerah @RonFilipkowski We don't have to pretend

@RonFilipkowski Trump's using the classic idiom for total control, not literal Uno rules. But sure, let's pretend the President doesn't understand metaphors.

In Uno that means you are losing.

@sciencegirl They'll just move it during low tide.

This land rover in wales was overtaken by the high tide

@The_FJC Where exactly did they call it a betrayal, Mr. No Spin?

Germany has the 4th largest economy on earth. Built entirely under American military protection. Trump pulls 5,000 troops and they call it a betrayal. Betrayal. America rebuilt Germany from rubble in 1945. The nerve of these people is absolutely staggering.

@PatsPlanet_ He was targeted 46 times last year and had 6 TDs. That is an amazing stat. He was also 5th in the league in yards per reception with 16.7. These stats compare to Moss in 2007 - without Moss' vo

Why do so many Patriots fans want Boutte gone? And why do Boutte supporters get slandered for believing in him? “You don’t know ball. You’re obsessed with a mediocre WR.” I’m just curious as to why we are so eager to get rid of a promising young WR. His best has yet to come.

@DerrickEvans4WV My, how very Christian of you.

Just so we are clear, no one is saying that SNAP recipients can’t buy junk food. We are simply saying that the taxpayers will no longer be paying for it. Get a job, then buy all the junk food you want, just like every other American family. This shouldn’t be controversial.

@misfitpatriot_ Congrats. You lived through the pandemic. eyeroll

I remember when a 2x4 at Home Depot was $13 under Biden, now it’s $3.50. But yeah let’s all keep bitching about a temporary gas spike which will go down in a month or so.

@therealcup0soup @MJRodnick @DrewBledsoe The writers. They make their living writing about football but don’t know anything about it.

@MJRodnick @DrewBledsoe Why isn’t Belleck in the hall of fame?

I’ll raise your Joe Milton a Tom Brady. Brady’s confidence made him, in the words of @DrewBledsoe, “the worst backup quarterback in the history of the NFL.”

@JohnHuyer @MJRodnick @DrewBledsoe Ima pats fan and remember telling John to shut up when he first said it. I love Madden by the way. I just disagreed with what he first said on this.

@MJRodnick @DrewBledsoe I remember watching this live. It's interesting how Madden revised his opinion of Brady's strategy in real time as the winning drive progressed. This sequence really made me a fan of Tom Brady, which is sacrilegious up here in Broncos Country.

@edgiesversion @MariaMonicaR @SpencerAlthouse

Monica is clueless. Joe Biden has been parodied on Saturday Night Live far less often than Donald Trump. Based on episode-by-episode parody lists: Biden has appeared in roughly 53 SNL episodes as a parody character since 1991. Trump has appeared in well over 100 parody appearances/episodes since 1988. Alec Baldwin alone played Trump in 46 recurring appearances, not counting Darrell Hammond, James Austin Johnson, Phil Hartman, Shane Gillis, and others. So, in practical terms, Trump has been parodied on SNL about 2–3 times more often than Biden, and probably more depending on how individual sketches are counted. Trump has also dominated SNL political cold opens for much of the last decade.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

@edgiesversion @alexchristy17 @Disney Maths is not your strong suit. Neither is integrity.

@alexchristy17 I’m close to reaching the scorch Earth breaking point. @Disney gives us both Kimmel and The View. Two programs that run counter to the majority of America.

Jimmy Kimmel claims "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it" and "This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody he [Trump] called a friend. This is how a 4-year-old mourns a gold fish, okay."

@ThinkAppraiser @edgiesversion @SpencerAlthouse And the fact that this list is only about 10% complete.

The diapers The hiring the most inept and unqualified group of morons for his team The dementia The contradicting himself 3 times in the same sentence The obsession with acing a cognitive exam three times, the same test they give people with brain injuries Attacking Greenland Trying to dismantle NATO Threatening to bomb Cuba Bombing the Middle East with no plan The fact he ignores all his educated advisors and fires anybody that challenges him The racism The Xenophobia The feuding with the pope The hypocrisy The gaslighting The cozying up to dictators The complete cluelessness about the economy No understanding of tariffs Not understanding the climate or environment The complete lack of care for the average man The massive bankrupting of America’s farmers The insider trading The stock market pumping The 100s of millions of dollars he’s pissed away golfing The fact that he’s never been inside a grocery store and has no clue what anything costs (he barely knows the word groceries…) The fact that he’s hiding medical conditions The fact that he changed a hurricane map with a black sharpie The fact that he can never admit any fault or being wrong about anything ever The fact that he lies as easy as he breathes ……

@Suzierizzo1 It makes me think they are against drag queens because of the competition.

What do you think of the women of Maralago? 👇👇👇

@MbazzaNkubaze Where does he buy all the wood?

The engineer construct this to escape the coldness from the ice

@Bronikowski88 @BodycamVideos_ No. If you moved for him and he passed you, he would then also move to the right.

@BodycamVideos_ I said OK so if I got over and then I got right back behind you you would have to get over. He walked away saying I’m giving you more than just that ticket. I seen them headphones. This is when you weren’t allowed to have headphones in your ears.

Road Raging Duo Threaten Police, Get Instant Karma Part 1 of 2

@Bronikowski88 @BodycamVideos_ You still aren’t allowed to wear headphones while driving.

@Bronikowski88 @BodycamVideos_ It isn’t the fast lane. It is the passing lane. You use it to pass other cars. If someone is behind you going faster, you need to move to the right so they can pass.

@BodycamVideos_ I’ve seen it all. I’ve been on the Expressway by myself had a cop get on the expressway while I was in the fast lane no cars in sight he got behind me and then pulled me over. He said I should get over when someone gets behind me if I’m in the fast lane.

@PoleTrixi @missmommymolly @VioletWitchy That’s life in sex work. But let’s go easy on the “creator” bs.

@missmommymolly @VioletWitchy Honestly if it's "so easy" I challenge the chuds to try to keep up a DAY as a creator. All the DMs, the grifters, the bots, coming up with content, prepping the set and costumes, getting everything ready and filming just one scene. They'd fold in an hour.

Red pill men have convinced themselves that being an OF creator is “easy,” meanwhile every single creator I talk to is burnt out and working incredibly hard. OF creators who make any sort of decent money are hard working business oriented individuals with passion and determination. If any of these red pill men had the drive that we have, they would be making good money too. They don’t and that’s why they hate us. They’re jealous.

@Iveslueur Great question! I'd probably feel the same way as those trillions of souls whose life you ended by spanking into a tube sock.

Everyone who supports abortion how would you feel if you were aborted ? Babies Lives Matter

@InternetH0F Were you watching Bravo and someone told you it was John Wick?

A dad watched his house burn down in the LA wildfires. After asking for help from the government, he was ignored. Now he’s running for Mayor of LA. Spencer Pratt launched his campaign with a video that looks straight out of John Wick as he takes aim at what he calls failed leadership.

It was her dad.