
el-magnifico-zo
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el-magnifico-zo
@EnzoFromSpace
SEO Campesino. Public Relations & Marketing Pro. I interpellate propaganda for corporations & interpolate computer data for fun. 🇸🇻🇨🇦🇰🇪



I never realized how much the overall SEO industry misunderstood schema until now. It was never a ranking factor. It just helped get the search features that Google added and took away. It was never used by LLMs - they get summaries of sites that they tokenize - stripping it all away in the process. I thought everybody knew this.



NOW - King Charles: "My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID."

Easier way to protect yourself (if you are not infected yet) is to set a minimum release age in your package manager. For @npmjs: `npm config set min-release-age=2d` For @pnpmjs: `pnpm config set minimumReleaseAge 2880` For @bunjavascript: ``` # In bunfig.toml [install] minimumReleaseAge = 172800 ``` For Yarn: `yarn config set npmMinimalAgeGate "48h"`



‼️🚨 BREAKING: A new npm supply-chain attack uses a dead-man's switch. The payload plants a watcher on your machine that nukes your home directory the second you revoke the GitHub token it stole from you. The compromise happened today, across 42 official tanstack npm packages, 84 malicious versions in total. tanstack/react-router alone pulls more than 12 million weekly downloads. The attacker forked TanStack's repository and pushed a single hidden commit. From there, they tricked TanStack's own release system into signing the malicious packages as if they were the real thing. To npm, and to anyone checking the cryptographic proof of origin (SLSA provenance), the poisoned versions looked 100% legitimate. Maintainer Tanner Linsley confirmed the whole team had 2FA enabled. It didn't matter. This is the first documented npm worm in history that ships with a valid, signed certificate of authenticity, the same one defenders rely on to know a package wasn't tampered with.

Gotta keep your head on swivel when @MasonRook_wwe is around 😳

SOMEONE JUST KILLED THE REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY A guy scanned an entire house with his phone. Uploaded it. Now anyone on Earth can walk through it in a browser tab. No app. No VR. No agent. No appointment. Click → you’re inside. Every room. Every angle. Every shadow. Photoreal. The numbers are insane: - Agent fee on a $500k home: $15,000 - Cost to make this scan: ~$200 - Time to “tour” 50 houses: one evening - File size: smaller than a TikTok The science is wild too: It’s called 3D Gaussian Splatting instead of polygons (how games render), it uses millions of tiny glowing “splats” of color and depth. AI reconstructs reality from your photos. The result loads on a phone and looks like you’re THERE. The grift opportunity is even wilder: Freelancers are already charging $300–$800 per scan for realtors, Airbnbs, venues, car dealers, museums. One person + one phone + one weekend = a business. Open source. Built on PlayCanvas. Free GitHub: github.com/playcanvas


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I would like to make my apologies for defending M$, but I must from time to time. I have to put respect on github for handling the amount of shit code that has been added over the last 3 months. literally 10s of billions of lines of code that will never see the light of a CPU







