Epiphany Ferrell

@Therewillbbooks To be fair, such discussions are more easily had in person. But yes, I’m afraid you’ve got a point.

I like books. I like arguing. I like arguing about books. But man, 90% of people on here don't do it right

Yes

@ThrillaRilla369 I’d have a little bit of anxiety at stop signs on hills. But I think I’d remember pretty quick.

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

Weird Girls Club. Who’s in?

@stephenRB4 Yes. I had one yesterday.

Do you like the taste of Guinness?

@ThrillaRilla369 🌮

If you had to eat the same meal every day for 7 days, what would you choose?

@Pedro__Iniguez Congratulations! Adding to my “buy for grandkids” short list.

Happy to announce that my picture book The Fib has been named a 2026 Kids Favorites winner by the Children's Book Council! Much love! cbcbooks.org/cbc-book-lists… publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/ch…

@lippyent Polka.

I know I'm from rural Ohio but... Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Julius Caesar had a bad day 2,069 years ago today

The March transmission of #GalacticTerrors drops THIS THURSDAY, March 19th at 8:00 PM EDT. LIVE readings/ Q&A with authors: #LEDaniels @CharlesBarouch and @mattkressel! Co-hosted by @mothman1313 & @CarolGyzander. @youtube tinyurl.com/425wfz4b #HorrorCommunity

@WallStreetApes I have a valid reason. I love dogs.

Muslim says not to keep dogs in your home, it’s a teaching by the Prophet Muhammad “Do you know that having dogs in your home without any valid reason causes you to lose huge amounts of rewards daily and also keeps angels away from your home? Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam warns us about this in an authentic hajjid — Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam also said that no angel will enter a home with a dog inside. Imagine your home where you pray — Angels stay away from because of a dog. Islam teaches us to be kind to animals, but also follow guidance. So if you or anybody that you know owns a dog without any valid reason, think twice, share this so others can learn”

C. S. Lewis and Dorothy Sayers and Ray Bradbury aren’t here to defend literature and the arts, so I’m afraid it’s up to us. I’m hereby enlisting you in the war to save the humanities.

@EYakoby @JohnCleese Fuck this guy

Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools. UN Women has not said a word.

Hmn, interesting. I was looking for famous women professors or doctors to use in a style guide in a sample sentence. There were many more choices for male professors.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@Thebiglade A barn and acreage. You didn’t exempt those.

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??

ilhumanities.org/programs/gwend… Young Illinois poets, heads up!

Words that are spelled correctly but look wrong the longer you look at them: exsanguinated.

Someone once told me that The Hobbit is too difficult a book for a child of twelve to read. The Hobbit, famously a children’s book. Fewer and fewer people are able to read in part because we continue to lower expectations. Kids in the 1940s were reading Defoe & Dickens.

Very sad news about Dan Simmons. My whole family read CARRION COMFORT. I think thaT was the only novel all 5 of us read.