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@polo_kimanii Kama ameishi 70 years already kwa single 2br itakua kumsumbua

Lakini kusema ukweli Kujengea mzazi bungalow ya 3 Million na saa hiyo mzazi ako 70 years battling multiple illnesses is bad mathematics. Because the house becomes absolute useless after the parent dies. Inabidi urent iyo nyumba tena na rent ya 1500 monthly. Bad mathematics!

@kamauwaruhiu @MunchDen Napenda hio joint kwanza ya corna

Nimelipwa 215ksh na @MunchDen niwaambie wanapika nyama mzuri sana pale waiyaki way , mkienda watu kumi nitapewa mifupa nipelekee bosco.

@YMatoh @sobrietychannel @gaddafffii Uko na Kuma?

@sobrietychannel @gaddafffii Unajau bado unaongea ni kama ni mtu mmejuana leo anakupea hiyo kumi.

All of a sudden, 170 Singapore shillings is ALOT to people who also say 100k is very little salary if you live in Nairobi

Bitch niggas are born, not made

No face in posters. Just information

Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different. That is your source of power. — Robert Greene. #FoodFriday

@C_NyaKundiH Ban homework altogether. Life is more... Let kids learn gardening, entrepreneurship, social skills, serving community, etc. If a must, let homework be projects only... like building phones from clay, a simple wiring experiment, etc.

If Africa had nuclear weapons, African leaders would have used them on their people!

When farmers see an iPhone in your pocket😂😂:

Same reason an adult needs a husband cos of bills.

That’s lowkey the whole point

still the best tweet

Scenes ukiitisha beef stew pale murang'a

@KenyanSays So kioko was a script by Ruto

Here he goes again, beefing with form 2 West

@_Unrepentant @LennyW26904 @PoliceKE 😂😂

@LennyW26904 @PoliceKE Ukihire through ecitizen uko sure OCS atakupea officers? 😂

Did you know? You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion. Booking rates range from KSh 40,000 to KSh 60,000.#kenyapolice #utumishikwawote

@ashleik_ Hey

10/10 weekend✨

Unaweza kalia woofer but huwezi skiza kiti