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I know the feeling.

my 5-year-old just came home from school crying. this is the new classroom rug. something has to be done about this

Happy to get my preorder today. Thank you @arenamagdotcom @mualphaxi @juliasteinberg

@TheStalwart Even whales are chinamaxxing. The tides have turned and the sea is red.

REAL? youtube.com/watch?v=Hm9ADZ…

What would the impact be to dating markets if aliens end up being ripped..

Birds look down, I look up. Sometimes we see eye to eye.

@jack_whitcomb_ I know a guy named Jeff so I thought it was funny for that reason. The guy is a hoot.

Many of you have informed me that this is Not Funny because it's Millennial Reddit Chungus coded. You're right. However, nothing is as unfunny as the dozens of people who all replied to this with the exact same joke calling the book false advertising for having finite Jeffs.

@YIMBYLAND Soylent flavor? Why is it grey. Vamos

For one day and one day only, we are…. The Mexican Housing Corporation

@HighyieldHarry Apparently you just need half of each and you can buy the world.

Learning about the difference between cash and stock

*BLOOMBERG TBPN ACQUIRED BY GAMESTOP IN 1/2 CASH 1/2 STOCK DEAL. DETAILS TO COME

@Cmillet77 @BrianSozzi They changed their policy about 6.5 years ago to allow “a little more” requests. You’ve been missing out.

@BrianSozzi "ask for more" yeah and they'll charge you. I stopped eating here like seven years ago.

Caught up with Chipotle's CEO Scott Boatwright inside a NYC Chipotle. We had some chips and guac. Asked him what he would tell people who complain their once large burrito bowls are getting smaller: "You should ask for a little more. It has always been our brand ethos and it is still to this day, we serve big beautiful bowls and burritos. Full stop, no questions asked. If you want more, just ask the team member. I promise you there's never a team member on that line that's going to say no,” he says. Makes sense. (V/Power Players podcast on @YahooFinance) 📈Yahoo Finance: finance.yahoo.com/video/chipotle… 🎙️Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/28uyss… 🎧Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how… 🎵Amazon: music.amazon.com/podcasts/7b6dd…

@our_decay He looks grateful

Fed this guy some pita

Struggling pet owners may have to pay TAXES on this dog garb unless you contact your local council member.

@TheStalwart Some are calling it the elusive ‘scorpion’ pattern. Interesting it is revealing itself during Aries season. Will have to consult my financial astrologist about this one.

If semiconductor stocks keep trading like this...

RT if you're excited for another Melville Summer

@TheStalwart @401Casey Song of the summer?

New Olivia Rodrigo song just has that hook

Halfway across the world and still surrounded by Yankee fans. Some things are just universal. 📍 Shenzhen, China.

@MattZeitlin Too many people have to choose if they should feed themselves or feed their dog, you heard the man. This is an issue and the issue is not taxes on dog food. These ppl are insane.

food for people is exempt from sales tax because it's for people. dogs are not people.

Why is @WSJ pushing so much divorce content?! Is it just me?? To my wife - love u