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@SummaCLigma @Breaking911 Who ever is fighting tha rere sucks. I would have dropped it with one hadouken.

@Breaking911 Woke Final Boss

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

@nyc_2050 @DeanTTraining I worked there in high-school. This is what they look like right off the grill. What you are use to seeing is meat that's been grilled then sat in the steam cabinet.

@DeanTTraining Sorry but I’ve never had a McD burger look remotely like this. They’re brown, dull, and no grill marks. Not buying it.

Reminder: McDonald's hamburger patties in the US are made from 100% USDA-inspected beef with no fillers, additives, or preservatives… …and… …they are grilled on a flat-top griddle with no added oil, butter, or fat Patties paired with 1 bun + a Diet Coke = a HEALTHY MEAL

@JamieMoranUK Im going to start Mass Effect here soon. For whatever reason I didn't play any of them years ago. I picked up all three for like five bucks a few months ago. I couldn't pass up hundreds of hours of gaming for a few dollars lol. The way I play now, it will last me years.

“Adult Men should not play Video Games at all” Always said the most incredibly boring people that Doom scroll and watch reality TV and Soaps 6+ hours a day. Your opinion is worthless. Anyway I’m going to replay Mass Effect for the 12+ time soon: …

@ashleyschendel I work 50+ hours a week. Some people unwind after a day by going to the bar or watching a movie. Gaming is how I spend my chill time after work, a couple hours a night at best. I work night shift and there isn't much else to do when I get home at 4am.

Adult men gaming for a few hours a week is not the crisis people make it out to be. Most adults need some kind of low stakes escape, and women have their own versions of that too. What matters is balance. If the bills are paid, the kids are handled, the relationship is not being ignored, and the house is not falling apart, playing a game is just playing a game.

@TopLobsta That goofball porch monkey debated Dave? Lololol

Won't curse or say the word "damned" but will advocate for genocide. This is not Christianity

@WallStreetApes A little Mexican spot by me has raw flour tortillas, they have like three ingredients. They are the single best tortillas I have ever had.

Comparing the ingredients of America’s number 1 selling tortilla brand “Mission,” available in every grocery store, to tortillas from a Mexican market The Mission tortillas are filled with chemicals, preservatives and artificial ingredients The Mexican market tortillas contain “Corn and water. That’s it” Mission Tortillas in American grocery stores include - Enriched Bleached Flour (Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid) - Vegetable Shortening (Interesterified and Hydrogenated Soybean Oils) - Sugar, Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Distilled Monoglycerides, Enzymes, Fumaric Acid, Calcium Propionate and Sorbic Acid A literal science experiment Make America Healthy Again

@grayzoneintel @AlpacaAurelius Testosterone sky rockets from blowing your load in a woman's butt hole. It creates a compound called semenshitsterone and it blows stuff like tren out of the water. I aim to create five anal cream pies a day.

@AlpacaAurelius what about ejaculating into your wife every day? same effect?

Men, masturbating daily is extremely detrimental for your health. It increases prolactin which lowers dopmaine and is linked to hair loss. It makes you into a more social awkward, lower energy, nervous beta male. Transcend and break free.

@WallStreetApes Bag sealer. A friend of mine had one in high-school. We got the wise idea to poop in a bag of doritos and reseal then sneak it on a shelf in Speedway. If done right you can't even tell its been done.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

@KC_Crypto_J @WallStreetApes I have not wiped in years. The real trick is hoarding your stool for three to five days. It drys the log out and nothing comes off on the brown eye.

@WallStreetApes Jokes on you. I stopped wiping years ago.

“Why is this country trying to kill us?” Major toilet paper brands in America have been found to contain forever chemicals. PFAS cause cancer, hormone disruption and more Major brands include - Bounty - Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper - Cottonelle - Quilted Northern - Scott - Kirkland Signature (Costco brand) - Seventh Generation 100% Recycled Bath Tissue - Tushy Bamboo Toilet Paper - Who Gives a Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper - Angel Soft 21 in brands total were found to contain forever chemicals. It should be illegal

@MansplainStuff @RekietaLaw Ok what is this Banana jam you speak of? Never heard of it, I'm intrigued. my favorite way to eat PB sandwich is with banana.

@RekietaLaw I made banana jam last week and my wife was already making a sandwich before I took it out of the pot.

Better stfu, frfr

@RekietaLaw Only if the PB is Kirkland natural pb or Teddies super chunky.

@PessimistPossum @saniyafatma1278 Carbones is excellent but I prefer Carfagna's. Im not sure if it can be bought anywhere. its a local business to Columbus, Ohio and some Krogers here carry it. The ingredients are just a clean a jar of sauce has four or five ingredients.

@saniyafatma1278 I just discovered Carbone

@saniyafatma1278 Stuff is overrated garbage. Luckily I live in Ohio, we have a small family owned named Carfagna's. some of the Krogers here sell the sauce, Its expensive but only have about four or five ingredients. None of which are sugar or ingredients I can't pronounce.

@5149jamesli Dude is responsible for 95% of the podcasts I listen to. If it wasn't for Sam I wouldn't know of stuff like Higherside chats, My Family think I'm crazy and a ton more.

Sam Tripoli: “Everyone is pounding on Erika Kirk right now, but I would say have a little bit of sympathy. Her parents are both CIA. She’s probably an MKULTRA sex kitten, and she has no say in what she is doing.” Do you guys agree? 🤔

@JoeWalsh529201 @nypost You ain't finding this on Spotify that's for damn sure lol.

@nypost Look up 18-x rated hits then cry, or laugh your ass off depending if you’re abitch or not

Outlaw country music legend David Allan Coe dead at 86 trib.al/KbrvoxS

@Hunter7___ Hank 3 should get a honorable mention. Damn Right, Rebel Proud is is a classic.

My Top 10 Outlaws in Country Music: 1. Waylon Jennings 2. Merle Haggard 3. Johnny Paycheck 4. Hank Jr 5. David Allan Coe 6. Willie Nelson 7. Billy Joe Shaver 8. Charlie Daniels 9. Johnny Cash 10. Guy Clark HM: 1. Townes Van Zandt 2. Kris Kristofferson

@The_Farticvs @grizzlynicpouch These are a little large. I typically cut the pouch hold my dick hole open with tweezers and pour the powder down the hole. A little extra work but these pouches pack a hell of a buzz that way.

@grizzlynicpouch Will they fit in my urethra??

Put those other nicotine pouches back in your purse. NEW Grizzly Nicotine Pouches are here. Available in stores and online now. Go get ‘em.

@SydneyLWatson I don't know where you live, but the state is live in doesn't allow garnishment for medical bills, I have never paid for insurance and never will. bills go directly in to the garbage when I get them. The biggest one to date was close to 100k.

Seen a lot of conversation about how predatory the American medical system is. So I will weigh in. I ended up going to the ER about 2 weeks ago for crippling pain. Turned out to be a ruptured ovarian cyst. I was there for MAYBE 4 hours. My bill? $13,500 dollars. Because I'm uninsured (by choice, that shit is a SCAM), the hospital dropped my bill down to $8,100 and some change as an "uninsured" discount. For starters, $13,500 for a 4 hour hospital visit is insane as it is. But the fact the hospital can wipe $5,000 off the bill "just because" should show you how utterly fucked this system is. And to be clear - $8,000 is still an absolutely insane sum of money when all these people did was scan my stomach and give me some pain killers. On my itemized bill, my CT scan was 7k. The iodine they used was $900. Just being in the ER room alone was $2,500. We phoned the hospital to haggle. They dropped the price by $20. Normal people can't survive this shit. I do okay and $8,000 is still an INSANE chunk of money out of my savings. Anyone who argues this isn't a disgusting, predatory system is crazy. And it is even crazier that Americans accept this. And for those of you who argue this is the free market, I need you to be quiet. There can never be a true free market here when government and insurance have their creepy little fingers in this pie. People shouldn't go bankrupt trying to pay medical bills. This has to change.

@glennbeck @AndrewKolvet The government lies regardless of who is in charge. People have figured this out, now no matter what they say it's like they boy who cried wolf.

.@AndrewKolvet denounces the conspiracy theories that the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting was staged: “Everybody was shaken up. So I’m just kind of disgusted to be honest, whether it’s the Left or some fringe Right crazy people that still cannot be convinced that there’s bad people in the world, a lot of them happen to be on the Left, and they want to kill people. Literally the level of just idiocy and brain rot, I don’t even know what to make of it. There is such a desire to believe some sort of wild conspiracy, regardless of what the story is. Because sometimes the truth isn’t emotionally or psychologically satisfying enough for so many people, and it’s disgusting."

@KyleMatovcik Bro looks zooted out of his mind. He just sniffed half a eight ball off some hookers butthole.

Pete Hegseth as he walks to his first bar fight of the night