Evil Cadby

@superviuk @FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews

@EvilCoreyCadby @FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Explain

BREAKING: The Snooker World Championship will stay at the Crucible in Sheffield until 2045 🚨

@cartoonhead80 @FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews

@EvilCoreyCadby @FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Oh shit this mf tripping

@FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Have a read

@EvilCoreyCadby @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews What on earth are you talking about. It will be a foul

@FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews What would be a foul?

@superviuk @FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Incorrect.

@FryAFC11 @EvilCoreyCadby @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Correct.

@FryAFC11 @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews player pots brown, ref goes to pick out the brown and accidentally picks out a red (coz it looks similar in certain lighting) and puts it on the brown spot then mistake isnt realised until after next shot, brown needs to come back on table but the spotted red remains on the table

@EvilCoreyCadby @danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews No you can’t. You can get a higher score (like Ronnie did) but you can’t get a higher break. 147 plus a free ball and a black, that makes 155

@FullSendTips @jamierkennedy @DataGolf Until he is 33, he is still 32.

@jamierkennedy @DataGolf But is he nearer 33 than he is 32

In the last 10 Masters... the average winner is 32 years old and ranked 9th in @DataGolf rankings. In the last 20 Masters... the average winner is 32 years old and ranked 9th in @DataGolf rankings. Bryson is currently 32 years old and ranked 9th in @DataGolf rankings.

@danny_bhoy88 @TheZooShift @SkySportsNews You can actually get higher than a 155 but require ridiculous circumstances

@TheZooShift @SkySportsNews Highest possible break is 155. Sky is not blue. But apart from that, spot on.

The World Championship is staying at the Crucible! Everything you need to know 👇 A🧵

@jarodhitchcock It’s not though. Wilco Nienaber hits it longer than any pro but is outside top 400 in the world

It's so stupid that men's pro golf has turned into a game of game who can hit it the hardest to the exclusion of the wedge and the putter.

@petespetes @Capkirch @ForePlayPod @akshaybhatia_1 @K_Kisner @FrankieBorrelli It makes me feel worse to know you exist

@EvilCoreyCadby @Capkirch @ForePlayPod @akshaybhatia_1 @K_Kisner @FrankieBorrelli Why does it make you feel better about yourself to be the putter length police

Akshay’s about to start putting shirtless to put the anchoring allegations to bed 💀

@TSnooker102 @Aksu09845728 You never disappoint to just be constantly wrong all the time time. Numpty

@Aksu09845728 Won't be Un-Nooh. That's for sure.

This final will be so boring

@MattWallace888 Bookmarked. Then in a weeks time blocked once proven wrong

I am probably going to get in trouble for saying this, but a nuke is going to be used this week

@igthamloyal @AimeeHAlexander @ReformUKScot The state of your bio

@AimeeHAlexander @ReformUKScot You’d get my vote, irrespective of politics. Now I think you need my child, but before I do , Rangers or TimFC?

Excited to be standing for @ReformUKScot in Glasgow Kelvin and Maryhill in May. Looking forward to turning the leafy green West End turquoise blue! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🩵

@petespetes @Capkirch @ForePlayPod @akshaybhatia_1 @K_Kisner @FrankieBorrelli Jesus Christ everyone else knew what he fucking meant. Holy fucking god I can’t stand dumb cunts like you in this world these days

@Capkirch @ForePlayPod @akshaybhatia_1 @K_Kisner @FrankieBorrelli do you also get mad when people use yellow balls?

@SteveMitchell38 @arron9s What about 2010-2020? 😂

Thought I’d share some more ai shite I’ve seen on facebook. Personal highlight for me is them turning Colin Lloyd black for whatever reason

@cassiee1919 “haha”

oh cos i was wondering

@GerOnSport @hovmus @SkySportsGolf Why would you not expect it from McGinley? He’s a fucking space cadet

@hovmus @SkySportsGolf Yeh that was not great to listen to. Wouldn’t expect it from McGinley either, odd and uncomfortable

holy racist microggression from this sky sports golf commentator 💀 said he can’t pronounce sudarshan yellamaraju’s name so he’s going to call him “yellow” because he’s wearing yellow 🥴 @SkySportsGolf

@PGATUOR I wish I was as dumb as him man, my head would be so clear I’d be a scratch golfer

Their swing thought:

Players either have to hit a stinger or fade to avoid a tree directly in front of the No. 6 tee box 👀 Is this cool or stupid?

@gpinion2004 @TomStirk1992 @BROKENBRITAIN0 What an insane person you must be, defending this violent criminal

@TomStirk1992 @BROKENBRITAIN0 Ok what does it have to do with this story?

🚨BREAKING: Reports suggest Joey Barton has been ARRESTED 🇬🇧 Rumours suggest he had an altercation at a golf club and has left another man blind. I must stress, this is still unconfirmed as of yet.