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@Fat_Electrician I hate yo break it to you, that stuff is going straight into landfill. It already is. Stuff I've rescued: 60yr old figurine made in England (>£4,000), 300yr old Chinese vase (>£300), LotR figures (>£1200), AD&D books (>£200). All donated to charity. Car Wars Deluxe I missed😱

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.

@TopCat092761 @almurray Mine is on the passenger side🤷‍♂️

@almurray Inside the drivers door on a metal panel? That’s where most tyre pressures are.

Modern car tyre pressure warning: required tyre pressures nowhere to be found in car, manual.

@ClarksonsFarm1 PetS.

Inspired by National pet day, please post a picture of your pets in the comment section below!⬇️

@Chuffin_ell Yup. I'm working a 37hr week job but care around it. Up 4am. Bed 10pm. I dont even sleep the whole 6hrs. I was diagnosed disabled 25yrs ago but they didn't tell me. So I work full time, care, and get no benefits because my IQ score is top 5%. Oh, yeah, me smart🙄

Carer’s Allowance is just £86.45 a week - around £12 a day. 47% of unpaid carers care over 90 hrs a week. That’s not simply cleaning, it’s highly skilled, relentless nursing level care, 12 plus hours a day, with no breaks as there’s no one else to take over 🧵

@CorpseKings g.co/gemini/share/a…

What's a cool name for a Race of Majestic Eagle Mages? 🦅

@GAltringham How good is his Scottish accent? Silly question. It's Idris Elba.

🤵🏿‍♂️ How would you feel about Idris Elba as the next #JamesBond? 🤔

@RocketPulpHack Kosher too

Me, innocently, unwrapping some butter so I can put a fresh stick in the butter dish: “Huh. This butter is one brick. I thought it was two sticks.” My wife, from the living room: “DON’T USE THAT! THAT’S GOOD BUTTER!” The “good butter” isn’t for me, I guess, SMDH.

@stats_feed Antibacterial cleansers? I use a sports wash - fungi and bacteria killer

MORE DISGUSTING FACTS ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY 🧺💀 1. Underwear washed with towels transfers fecal bacteria straight to the towel you dry your face with. 2. Cold wash doesn’t kill bacteria — your “clean” clothes can still be carrying live staph and strep. 3. Leave wet clothes in the machine just 30 minutes… and mold starts growing. 4. That front-loader rubber seal? It’s secretly lined with black mold you’ve probably never cleaned. The stats that make it worse: - One underwear load can release 100 million E. coli into the wash water. - 90% of bathroom towels test positive for coliform (fecal) bacteria. - Cold-water washing now dominates households… and leaves viable pathogens behind. Your “fresh” laundry drawer might be grosser than you think.

@chefsevenn I'm not paying £20 for sprinkles

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@Emmie_exx If it's a typo, they've probably hit their send button before reading and not spotted the autoincorrect. Some of the words it inserts are unreal.

how come native english speakers really don’t know the differences between “there, they’re, their” are they stupid

@TheMekon_Venus Muppets kept falling over them and suing? Local mall now has bins built iny6huge seating things mid aisle. Used to be bins beside columns at sides, no seats. More seats than walking space now.

I was in my local shopping centre. For some reason these bins seem to have been cordoned off. I wonder what they did wrong?

@DelusionPosting Muppets

@Biobuilding_ X usually labels adverts🤔

Builders in Germany don’t mix mortar anymore… they use this.

@Ryanmariebach78 Close proximity. Is there a far?

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@handsomocity @RichardDawkins When were you living in my neighborhood🤔 Even seen a pit bull eat a cat. Ever had to punch one at 0530 to save your life. The owners are proof of eugenics. Idiocracy was a mocumentary.

Neanderthal genome is largely known. If it becomes possible to reconstruct a live Neanderthal person, what, in your opinion, would be the pros and cons? I’m genuinely interested in canvassing opinions for and against.

@Jenny_1884 ✋️predates 8-track.

Who remembers driving before Air Conditioning became standard & having to put the windows down & unable to hear the radio?

@anon_opin I had to rehome my Henry when I moved. Bought a Vac Blade 4. It does the job.

Rechargeable vacuum cleaners are great - cordless, lightweight and easy to use. However, if you actually want to get crap off your carpet, buy a Henry.

@SunnydaleDreams @anon_opin My first Henry came with an extension tube. I could vacuum upstairs with Henry at the bottom of the stairs and plugged in in the kitchen.

@anon_opin I hate Henrys with the fire of a thousand suns. Heavy little fuckers and the huge round shape is hell to balance on a staircase - they can tumble down the stairs, bring you with them and kill you. Horrible design. Shark upright.

@BrilliantMaps @NIPilgrim Can't throw a stick but it lands in a "fort". I live in a Rath

Distribution Of Prehistoric Forts in Ireland Credit: @NIPilgrim More about them: brilliantmaps.com/distribution-o…

@TheMekon_Venus Santander gave out shite umbrellas. Seriously, the £ shop sells better 2-for £.

Banks used to give a ton of swag when you were a kid in the 1980’s. Do they still ever do this?