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Software Engineer, Husband, and Father. A bit of an expert at this and that. I like light bulbs a lot. Will block you if you’re a lotta bit racist.

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Expert Daddy Pig
Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
Thought I’d share with anyone who cares to listen. Normally I just say dumb stuff but this is important and if you have seasonal depression you should take note. Don’t let it destroy your life. If you work from home, and even if you don’t, it’s a simple fix, coworkers might make fun of you on camera, but boy is it worth it. It wasn’t until the day I had a huge freakout, crying and feeling something was DEEPLY WRONG, I got into my car and turned off my phone, and decided I’d fly to Miami because I desperately needed the sun, that it clicked I needed to do something about this. I didn’t fly to Miami that day, thank God, but people don’t realize just how bad this can get. I had severe anxiety and depression from SAD, I wondered for years why I’d have mental breakdowns which happened to coincide with college finals unfortunately, it wasn’t until I got a career and married and it didn’t go away despite life being good that I realized it was something going on. I just assumed it was test anxiety or something. The default is to assume it’s something external when you’re feeling that way. It isn’t necessarily true! But I’m telling you, and please actually listen, it’s the intensity of light, don’t worry about all this spectrum stuff. Aim for 10,000 lux (which is just a function of lumens in the cubic meters of your space). Just buy some LED 7-way splitters and buy 200w equivalent LED bulbs. Like 28 of them. Then I bought two LED corn bulbs (actually use 200W but have an insane light output. Then plug all this in, in a 10x10 room it gives me about that magic 10,000 lux light level. You can download free apps on you phone that calculate lux. Midday summer is 100,000 lux. I’ve since moved my office and so I spend maybe 5 minutes in this room every day in the morning, and even that is sufficient to keep me sane. This totally changed my life. It looks goofy but I’m serious. I just thought I was a literal psycho and these problems have totally gone away. I haven’t experienced any seasonal depression since I bought these lights.
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doomer@uncledoomer

as we enter the winter months, remember that seasonal depression is a choice, and you can choose not to have it by going to tractor supply, where they sell heat bulbs intended for chickens that have basically the same spectrum light as a red light therapy bulb for 10 bucks

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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@johnholowach @terrakei07 I'm sure I'd get used to it, but where I live the population density is about 1/3 of say, Burbank to compare apples to apples (upper middle class suburban area). It just feels SO crowded, I feel like I can't breathe, coming from the Midwest. Beautiful weather though.
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J O H N@johnholowach·
@terrakei07 I just want to let you know, as someone who lives and works in California, that a lot of these comments are from people who have never set foot here and are also stupid, so take them with a giant grain of salt.
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@cn8011 @lefineder @orthonormalist I spent 6 months gaining a team's trust then insurance frauded all of their carriers in WH space, I made like 1B isk and did like 60B in damage, it was glorious.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@goblinodds It's absoutely crazy how deranged and controlling these parents can be, for their children who are adults and of sound mind (but not body), it's so sad to see, my wife gets blocked by a lot of these crazies for telling them they're being evil lmao
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@goblinodds Oh geez, so our daughter is in a wheelchair so will likely need us for a long time, the moms groups on Facebook are nuts, a mom who didn't feel comfortable letting her adult child go to the hair salon to get her hair done, and my wife is like "wtf she's an adult".
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
going through all my old medical docs. i feel really bad for that 26yo who had no real independence bc they were having migraines all the fucking time (no chance in hell i wouldve been allowed to have a pet living at home lol)
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@goblinodds Maybe they're really into treating strokes because they themselves are all recovering stroke patients.
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
i need you all to see this teleneurology website i just stumbled across
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@shaggysurvives The more I think about the hairless aesthetic becoming popular is because it's the most challenging thing for someone like Ryan Gosling being 45 years old and on steroids, he can't make his gray hair go away. So it's a plot by Hollywood to allow actors to stay "hot" for longer.
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shaggy@shaggysurvives·
if you say right thats because youre actually a pedophile or attracted to women
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@MrSpofford @EricRichards22 Switch back to beef tallow! The best fries I've ever eaten were just store bought in a bag then I deep fried them in tallow, absolutely incredible.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@goblinodds @basilYam My wife says she wants a man who is capable of being scary and dangerous, but is not scary and dangerous TO HER specifically. Like "I will deliver the heads of your enemies on a platter, but I would never hurt you or the kids". Like Mafiosos lmao
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
@basilYam lolll ok now im wondering whether skittish women tend to prefer less monstery guys
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Ellie@basilYam·
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@TutorVals What really threw me for a loop was thinking women are attracted to men the same way I'm attracted to women. But they see the same things I see, and generally both genders find men to be "uglier" but straight women basically have a kind of monster fetish.

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@goblinodds @St_Rev I had to stop playing because I became so obsessed I'd get mad at my wife and kids when they'd interrupt me. I just wanted to play Stardew Valley all day, it was like I'd lost my mind. I don't know why but it's like CRACK.
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
@St_Rev nonono the gameplay loop is speedrun getting your planting and harvesting and animal tending done so you can get to the mines by 10am and spend 11 hours mining and killing monsters so you can make it home by the skin of your teeth before you pass out in the street
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St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻
I do not get how popular Stardew Valley is. As far as I could tell, the gameplay loop is basically cut down a tree, run home to sleep, get up, cut down another tree, run home to sleep, uninstall the game. Also you move things from junk crates to other junk crates I think.
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@GarrettPetersen I just finished reading The Fellowship of the Rings with my ten year old daughter a few weeks ago, then we saw the 25th anniversary theater showing, she absolutely loved it. She asked about why Glorfindel was a girl, but I explained the need to condense characters in movies.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@Fanfare_Int @patrician_tv EVE online was so fun, finding a carrier in deep wormhole space and destroying this $300 space ship. Then my $300 space ship got blown up, and I quit. 😂 it’s so true
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Fanfare@Fanfare_Int·
@patrician_tv If I've learned anything from MMORPGs, it's that 50% of "pvp players" are actually people that just like killing people who don't want to, can't, or won't fight back.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
The best quality of life increase you can get for a few hundred bucks this Christmas is a heated electric bidet. Personally, wouldn’t splurge extra for the dryer. Thing has changed my life! My butt is so much happier than it used to be.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@DeveloperHarris I worked for a logistics company and our QA made a test order and forgot to cancel it and you can bet your ass that truck driver showed up right on time to pick up a delivery of 2000 gallons of Wild Cherry Pepsi flavor syrup at 123 Fake Street in Oak Lawn, IL. Cost us $2000 🤦‍♂️
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Harris Rothaermel@DeveloperHarris·
truck drivers who actually show up when they said they would show up who’s building this?
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@skooookum Beautiful. Before this there was no way to keep your feet warm! So glad the Chinese chaps over at CNAIYUNPIN are hard at work on these difficult problems.
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skooks@skooookum·
For a mere $54.99 a company called CNAIYUNPIN will sell you two rechargeable, lithium ion batteries you can put in your shoes which slowly leak heat to keep your feet warm. They also double as battery packs you can charge your devices from!
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@DingoFights @justalexoki Lmao this video MAY be why we decided to read Lord of the Rings after reading the Hobbit. Tom Cardy is so good. We’ll watch the extended movies after we finish the books!
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@EricRichards22 Cmon, they’re different. Often these things are “I don’t like things that indicate disease”. I wouldn’t like it if everyone around me had smallpox, that’s called “being human”? Our Christian faith is meant to help us push through this and help those in times of need, though.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@MarmotRespecter I’ve got lane assist in my new Toyota Sequoia and definitely like it, but aside from backing up my 2011 Camry doesn’t feel unsafe. Wild take from this guy. Then again my first time driving solo, literally after getting my license, was in a terrible thunderstorm. Gotta git gud.
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@magor__missabib It’s not like Python is difficult to learn, I’d hire a cracked engineer that knows… literally anything else. Hiring is so weird for software engineers though.
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Magor@magor__missabib·
WTF is wrong with all of these companies hiring Senior Python Developers. "We ship python to production and are having problems, we should get a senior engineer for python, that'll fix the problem we're having."
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Expert Daddy Pig@Expert_DaddyPig·
@niemandmagzeit @eigenrobot I often think about the Indian woman (Vijaya Gadde) who was the head of legal at Twitter pre Musk, she spent 3 hours sitting next to Jack Dorsey defending her vile worldview on Joe Rogan. People like her should not be in positions of power. Just hates America.
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allan@niemandmagzeit·
@eigenrobot if a place is so terrible and you feel unwanted why would you move there? that’s what i don’t get. worse this whole racism thing is nothing more than a moral cudgel being used to demand accommodation. “i’ve shown up - now ill dictate to you the terms of my stay.”
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
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@HinduHate @deedydas @ashtilawat america is the least racist country in the history of the world. you don’t prove anything with random emotional blackmail videos. I grew up here and people bend over backwards to accommodate different cultures and races

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