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@StoolMintzy @PlanetFitness He's so hot

Feels so go to finally sweat again! 1st run since hair transplant. (Lifted after too) Many many more to come @PlanetFitness

@SeacretMist @washghost1 @nypost Both are murdering an animal.

@ExplodingTesla6 @washghost1 @nypost There’s a difference between hunting & snapping the head off of a seagull for trying to grab a French fry from ya…

NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months trib.al/9QFmGi2

@washghost1 @nypost What should a hunter get?

@nypost Should have been longer

@DeanTTraining Do you recommend that over flies?

Walk into any gym in the world If it’s Chest day and you hang out long enough, you will see 10, 15, 20+ dudes making the MISTAKE you see in Video 1 I’m going to keep saying this until ALL the flared elbow incline pressing CEASES: Your Incline DB Press SHOULD look like Video 2!

@djvlad This is very bad advice. Good work.

Here's a way better way to buy a house than getting a bank mortgage. Instead of putting a big down payment, take that money and invest it in great stocks for 10 years. During that time, rent a place to stay. For anyone who thinks you're throwing money away by renting, keep in mind that almost the entire mortgage payment you pay during that time is going to the bank's interest, not the principal. Your rent will probably be less than your mortgage payment + property tax + repairs. So use that extra money to buy more stocks. After 10 years, take a loan out against your stock portfolio and buy your house in cash. You will now own the house outright and have the deed - unlike getting a mortgage, where the bank holds the deed. Your loan rate will be WAY lower than a mortgage rate because it's secured by your stock portfolio. Also, you don't have to pay back the loan on a monthly schedule. You can pay it back at your own pace, or don't pay it back and let the interest accrue on the loan. You never have to worry about the bank taking your house if you miss a few mortgage payments like a bank loan. After it's all done, you own a house outright with a loan to yourself, and you never sold your stock portfolio, which keeps appreciating. BTW, that's exactly what I did.

@wrinklefreelee Any doctor makes that

just overheard the gm of this dealership say he grosses ~25k every check. every 2 weeks. insane. like i knew they made a lot but that’s the first time ive ever heard one of them say it. just an obscene amount of money.

@MomsPostingLs Why would the wife be working if hes making 700k a year? This guy sounds insane.

@esjesjesj The only reason the shoebox doesnt work is because the steps of the people above you are waking you and the people below you are complaining about your steps.

“I live in a big house where I spend the majority of my time in two rooms and every day I spend two hours in a car. The nearest museum is five hours away. My concept of culture comes from Facebook. I’m not entirely sure I exist.”

@FitzyMoPena Its funny as an Irish guy I used to leave Southie during the parade. One of the most annoying times to be there.

Don’t think I’d go into Southie today for anything less than $10,000. Five figures seems fair.

@thelastofblond If it paid football quarterback money there would be a new Jon Jones no one knows exists.

Yeah because the sport doesn’t pay enough to get our best athletes lol If it did we would have a Jon Jones dominating every division

@saintspyridon1 @CatholicCharm This is an argument Europeans especially the Irish love but clearly not how culture works Conor…when people emigrate they don’t leave their ethnicity behind.

@CatholicCharm Your question implied an opinion in response. I'm confused. Americans are Americans. Irish are Irish. Do you speak Irish, know our comedies, watch our TV, listen to our songs ?? etc .... Most Irish Americans would say no. Same goes for Italians. We share the faith, yes.

Do native Irish and Italian citizens find each other irresistible the way Irish and Italian Americans do 💀

@IsaacPunts @Goochmunster When does the average nfl punter start seriously working on punting? Like what age?

@Goochmunster Size, access to good coaching, the luck of focusing on the right things, work ethic, stress management in game situations, work load management, desire to want to be an NFL punter… it’s like a million things that all have to be perfect

.01% Unless they’re like 6’5 Then it’s .02%

@BuckSexton Vanilla sky was good

What is the worst movie you ever saw in a theater? I'll go first: Magnolia (Honorable mentions: Ferrari, Vanilla Sky, Jury Duty, AI)

@SwiftYouTube_ No joke 80%

Discussing with a friend: If I trained my child to be an NFL punter from birth… What are the odds they make the league? 50%?

@nickysmokess I could only imagine his beer record

It’s gonna be one of them ones

@theficouple One spouse would need to take life insurance out on the other and then kill them. Only with their consent or course. Some fianncial advisors recommend rocks paper scissors to decide others just a standard coin flip but all recommend the same thing to be done.

Met a nice couple in their mid 30's. Husband makes $78,000/yr & wife makes $25,000/yr part time. 2 kids and $1,500/mo for daycare. Rent is $2,500/mo & their $95,000 of debt costs them ~$1,900/mo. Living paycheck to paycheck & feeling trapped. What should they do first!?

@rand_longevity I walk almost every day except the days a crane lifts me to the fridge

how many days a week do you workout/walk?

@Ian_Schwartzman Why?

I wish more people understood this and went after this.

@maggieerogers Ok which one? When?

I am. Come get me

@BarbellFi Just give him the money u loser

When my son is ready to buy a house We’ll loan him the full purchase price He’ll make monthly payments to us 30 year mortgage at 0% interest Thanks to the bank of Mom & Dad 💰