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@Dok845 The same one as in Calvin and Hobbes where they're assigning first graders 'Car A leaves at 3pm traveling 65 mph, Car B...' type algebra problems

what elementary school is this

@Srirachachau Feel like he's clearly following the Star Trek method of sequel series - in about 20 years get ready for Ted: The Next Generation

@bimbologymajor God if only, we really loosened up punishment after inventing human rights?! Let’s get medieval!

@EzradeCastro Get in the stockade 😒👉

Everyone likes roleplay until I wanna do medieval torture scenarios >:( I have an incredibly creative and vast list of ideas…. comeeee onnnnnn Play with Meeeee D:

@PhilSustainable We legit need to build the highest skyscrapers ever constructed here - let's get that title back from fucking Dubai!

Build it

@bimbologymajor Sorry u can get the thumb screws now

@EzradeCastro I didn’t say anything about the Iron Maiden smh

@nocontextFH Oh man, can you post the clip where Bruce breaks and yells something like 'NO! We are not talking about Miss Congeniality!' (might be some other 90's film) and James says 'On a list of things you thought you'd say today how far down as that?'

@SmashedEars Didn't his nephew kill all those girls in Mexico tho

If you’re ever down about your book sales, remember, Benno Von Archimboldi’s “The Endless Rose,” only sold 205 copies when it came out. And look how his career turned out.

@lachancenaomi27 George Eliot, Currer and Acton Bell!

Name 3 female authors challenge

@afrocosmist Wait damn I always thought that was an episode reworked from some script written for Phase II ... for some reason thinking it was written in the early 70's feels better than the late 80's

started Stargate SG-1 finally. its pretty good. but the worst ep ive seen so far is "Emancipation" where the descendants of Mongols are misogynistic & kidnap a white woman. plot sounded familiar so i looked up the writer. Katharyn Powers, who also wrote "Code of Honor" (TNG)

@3lfares Even in the Bible it's mentioned as like, an established state (at least Tyre with its king) with early Israel lol

Lebanon is older than Israel, you fucking moron

@_motherslug Fucker was the last person to become Royal Astronomer (spoiler for 1765)

There he is! 😂

@redlettermedia Ah yes, the far future where Tom Paris calls Chakotay an Indian and asks if his tribe can turn into birds

Star Trek: Voyager Season One - re:View youtu.be/J8uLWPHu1sI?si…

@bookpapr Dont worry just imagine how John Undertale felt and now he's in heaven with Pope Francis

solo dev-ing a large-ish scale video game genuinely feels like im sisyphus. i realized im almost four years into it and i am moving at a SNAILS PACE RAHHHHHHHHGGG

@birdmoder Hope he's forever unknown like the couple on the "humans" page

Who is this man😭 he’s the face of “thirst trap” on Wikipedia

@ContraPoints - Thomas de Quincey trying to convince his friends he doesn't have a problem

The delusions of the hash fiend bear no resemblance to honest opiate addiction, or straightforward alcoholism. Consider the humble crackhead. We know we’re degenerates, we know we have a problem. Only the reefer addict insists he’s achieved a higher state of consciousness through his depravity.

@GentleDoofus She was kinda asking for it ngl let them smoke where they want! Death comes for us all, no matter how many feet you stand away from building

Honestly kind of refreshing to have someone on this show who is a healthcare worker but isn't a saintly woke genius. There are a ton of chuds in those fields.

@holy_schnitt Wonder how many modern day Sisyphuses forget that today

I will say at the very end of my endless tsa line a woman didn’t have a real id and it caused genuine pandemonium like we’d all been pretty chill until then but it only took a minor inconvenience to make us turn against our fellow man… and there’s a lesson there

@birdmoder Oh damn nice, wishing you pristine and clear health here on out

@EzradeCastro It covered everything but a bit of the surgery. Reached my out of pocket max

Honestly, I really enjoyed staying at the hospital and didn’t want to leave😭 the food was amazing, the view was peak, and they gave me nice socks. Oh AND they gave me this thing-I have no fucking clue what it is