
Darkest Of All Helmets
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Darkest Of All Helmets
@F3DOAH
Of all the helmets, I am the darkest. This is a parody account. For the real thing, go follow @darkhelmetf3...







Excited to be participating in Dancing with the Stars on March 5th to benefit the F3 Foundation! Please vote! gala.charlotteballet.org You can buy tickets for event and vote! After the first practice, I would tell you it will be entertaining!



Rumors are going around that THE @F3DOAH said that NOT Clapping on a Burpee is OKAY!!??? What world am I living in? Say it ain't so @F3DOAH ??? I can't reveal my source but it rhymes with @F3Naperville 's very own Mr. "Rice" Guy. #rumors #theworldhasgonemad #noClapNoREP

Where’s everybody going for Spring Break? Said no one. Ever. Gaaah.

One day... they will realize I’m only a parody... @darkhelmetF3

The obituary nickname of the day is “Grass cutting granny”. I wish I could’ve met Amelia. Both my grannies were also grass-cutting grannies.








