FPLClock parody thing with bat

@ItsAndyRyan Exactly - whether you agree with it or not is irrelevant, it's the culture. You either abide by it whilst visiting or...dont visit

Hard to believe a man of the world like Andrew Neil has no awareness that 15% is the bare minimum, if that, for tipping in NYC. And "That's $200" is irrelevant – it's still 15%.

@gambloanon @davidcollinscv4 @rontheoneonly I'd argue a trip to Burton is very much comparable with being kicked to death

@davidcollinscv4 @rontheoneonly Not sure a 90 min journey is comparable to being kicked to death

Fuck off. You’re disgusting. What you’ve done with this tweet is vile, it’s like coming in to my house, kicking me to death and then congratulating me on surviving. What you done to us will never, ever, be forgotten. #PUSB

@_AlexOliva_ Last Post in Southend is my guess

Every English person knows exactly what spoons this is

@ReaganPolicies @JamesTate121 I thought it was Micheal Owen

@JamesTate121 It’s honestly fucking mental if you read this and think of Trump. Like absolutely deranged. Seek help.

He is an abomination.

@jossfaeperth @Memyself4865 @dsonoiki It's unbelievable that people don't understand this on this stupid app

@Memyself4865 @dsonoiki It absolutely excuses it from him, and anyone else with the same condition

@AndyHitmanHart @NayV99 @R1130_ We mostly just enjoy yearly legal arson tbh

@NayV99 @R1130_ Depends how far south you are

Is Guy Fawkes night a thing in England? Bit strange that up here we celebrate a guy from York failing to blow up parliament but there we are

@Ned98540733 @nicotraemilio06 @BBCMOTD I really don't think you understand Truro will have a smaller budget than the average kindergarten softball team 😅

@nicotraemilio06 @BBCMOTD No. lol This is nothing.

Longer than London to Paris and back! 👀😮

@Bruno8FC @DTusenton @LetsTalk_FPL It's easy to forget just how bad our league form was under Moyes for at least a year

@DTusenton @LetsTalk_FPL Shoulda kept Moyes

I'm going to do the football equivalent of rage quitting here. I don't think I can watch this much longer 😆

@DTusenton @ThinTallTony1 @Sanyihh14 @LetsTalk_FPL Yeah but we can change the colours of the flags for home games... 😐

@ThinTallTony1 @Sanyihh14 @LetsTalk_FPL It’s an athletics stadium that we don’t even own

@MagnaAulae @M_Steeples @carlafrancome Buying two singles including for the journey home I guess? Very good point though, didn't think of that 😂

@FPLClockBat @M_Steeples @carlafrancome If you are at the station and you know what train you are wanting to catch why not buy an advance ticket for that train? LNER advance tickets are available until 5 minutes before the train's departure.

I can confirm once again that it would probably be easier to have a conversation with a sheep in Latin than buy the correct train ticket for a journey in the UK. 🐑 Today I’m travelling to Leeds for work, and given my past troubles in this area, my boss, the ticket guru, … 1/10

@M_Steeples @carlafrancome She states that the cheapest one offered no flexibility on times etc, so pretty useless if you're travelling for work

I read something about a "trial", but surely given you actually went to a ticket office, why would you not want the cheapest ticket available that covers your needs? I do agree that booking train tickets is a cacophony of chaos in once Great Britain, however. Hope you had a jolly onward journey.

@anon_opin Manufacturers overestimating their importance. I want to turn on the TV and watch TV, not scroll a million apps. No one wants an app for their tumble drier or a fucking screen on their fridge. It's like they've forgotten what user experience should be about

When I turn on my TV I don't want to select a profile, see a load of adverts and apps then press guide then scroll to a channel and press select. I want it to immediately tune to BBC1 or ITV like TVs did successfully for decades. This is not progress.

@sandwich_slayer @anon_opin Please do post instructions as pissibng about with menus on my poxy TV is killing me 😂

@anon_opin My telly; new this year. If I leave it on a channel when I turn it off; it goes to that channel when I turn it back on, even when unplugged overnight. You got the wrong tv or you're using it wrong.

@FrankCastleMilk @FPL_Tranquilo @HLTCO That is the approach of Ticketmaster and large clubs though, right? Extract as much money from the 'customer' as possible. Season ticket holders are the least welcome fans at most large clubs I imagine

@FPL_Tranquilo @HLTCO Only if you assume that people exist to funnel money into rich people's pockets. Market value isn't a single factor, some people can always pay more than they do, more than they should, this is how gambling addicts exist.

These vultures will continue to rinse everyday punters for all their worth without a moment of hesitation. It’s already happening across our sport and will only get worse in years to come. We saw it in some senses with the proposed European Super League; that mindset hasn’t gone away in the slightest. Yes, football and tribalism go hand in hand but this is something all supporters should be bound together in the face of, if this bloke and his ilk had their way, we’d all be priced out tomorrow. It’s rancid.

@themodernage85 @FPL_Tranquilo @HLTCO You stopped reading after the first line, right?

@shane74918881 @j1992jkl @PremLeaguePanel We're at a cross roads now I think mate. Need to make sensible decisions now and January as I'm not convinced there are three teams worse than us in the division

@j1992jkl @FPLClockBat @PremLeaguePanel The board will need a reshake id say. They’re big enough club to safely be in the league and be up around Europe like they were a few years ago.

The whole issue with West Ham is their hierarchy. No great plan. No consistent recruitment process. For every Kudus, you will get a £40m spent on Kilman which will cap the ceiling of the project. The plan to replace Kudus for example ? Non-existent. Crystal Palace, Brighton & Bournemouth’s top processes have seen them rise above them. West Ham are destined to scrape safety from relegation and that’s it for the foreseeable future.

@j1992jkl @shane74918881 @PremLeaguePanel Agree here. People forget how bad we were under Moyes for at least a year, but it wasn't his fault - I really don't think he had much/any input into player recruitment

@shane74918881 @PremLeaguePanel Moyes was fortunate to have a player like that in our team. The last 18 months under him was an absolute shambles. The board will always be the problem here.

@PlittHD @financedystop

@financedystop Best by date ( August 2022 ) so 3 year old prices.

What $10 can get you in Spain

@oldenoughtosay Translation of the dogs bark: 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK'

@AaronThaPhoenix @Pyto_crypt @MelechThomas I'm glad I found some context, I though Americans bought kidneys in these plastic containers and it confused the hell out of me 😂

@Pyto_crypt @MelechThomas Do you not buy $5 pound cake from Walmart, or Kroger, or [insert local grocery store]? This shouldn't be a culture thing.