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@GURNEY2 @chrisgambler247 @PhilipDaviesUK I've seen too many people lose way too much on online casinos to think they're a good idea.

@GURNEY2 @chrisgambler247 @PhilipDaviesUK It's the instantaneous thing that is concerning. Someone put on a football accumulator they have to wait at least 2 hours to get the result. Casino games are hit, after hit, after hit of staking. You lose a fortune in minutes without even thinking about it. It's too quick.

Brilliant speech by @PhilipDaviesUK against affordability checks on gambling.

@justjdthanks @Bochka69 @fesshole 97%+ chance of it being a hetrosexual couple. Yes it could be fella writing the fess but you take the odds.

@Bochka69 @fesshole She?

My husband brushes his teeth only once a day and I am going to leave him because of it.

@BlairBarley @CuriosityonX This is the correct answer 👆🏻

Aliens have landed. They are peaceful and want to speak to one human to judge our entire species. ​ Who do we send to represent Earth?

@jurreels @SerieA_EN It is listed as today that they're announced but not sure where to check. I'd also like to know. @SerieA_EN

@SerieA_EN When will you announce the fixtures (date+time) for rounds 32-34?

A big weekend in store 🔥

@bibiperg @FPLFella @detunjirasheed That is the basic understanding of insurance. You pay a little, if you crash, or your house burns down you get a large chunk to cover the cost. The insurance premiums of the many take care of the few that have an incident.

@FPLFella @detunjirasheed This implies that funds from policyholders who have not filed claims are utilized to cover the claims of others.??

As someone who works in Insurance it's interesting to see posts like this.

@CuriosityonX Humans

Based on current events; delete one thing from Earth that you think would make it better.

@FCBTheory @fpl_tactician Andy isn't a cartel member, he's 'the Don'

@fpl_tactician Secretly an fpl cartel member

I got the leak a few weeks ago.

@anon_opin I reckon the second time he tries to drop onto the car he bounced off and splatted on the ground too. Would have taken a few attempts to step off the roof and land on a floating surface which is angled.

@anon_opin In BTTF2 when Marty goes to the top of Biffs tower he dies. What we see if the second or third or 15th attempt by doc to save him. Doc wouldn't know Marty would fall of the building the first time. So he has to go back to put it right.

Back to the Future is often cited as one of the few stories that does time travel well, but it's actually horrific. Marty returns to a completely different life, with essentially a different family, where all his childhood memories never happened.

@ColinGeorgeBBC @GarryTokpac @anon_opin They can't use that one though because if they do then Marty can't come back to get doc and it would be a time loop. Nothing to stop them removing the fuel tank though and repairing that and using Marty's car. As Marty and 1955 doc would be able to fix the fuel tank in 1955.

@GarryTokpac @anon_opin But the car in 1885 is still there, buried in the mine, at the start of part 3 when Marty goes back to save the Doc.

@ConvertOdds For original thoughts follow @fpl_tactician For stolen posts follow this fella.

Just saw a thought. It’s possible that Arsenal draw Man City in the UCL and FA Cup QFs We could get March 22nd -Arsenal v City EFL Final April 4th -Arsenal v City FA Cup QF April 7th -City v Arsenal UCL QF April 15th -Arsenal v City UCL QF April 19th -City v Arsenal EPL

@anon_opin Your time in life has to be spent thinking about something. If you didn't like sport your spend you're life thinking about how shit the world actually is, how were all going to die etc. Sport gives people something to put their energy into that means nothing but feels important.

Not liking spectator sport is one of the best life hacks going. Over a lifetime you'll end up with literally years of time to dedicate to whatever you want, compared to spending it being pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game

@gtempleton @fesshole

@fesshole We both felt awkward and my coughing was an attempt to quiet you from yelling “Beam me up, Scotty”.

Forgot to book the wanking room at the hospital when needing to produce a sperm sample after a vasectomy. Had to dig deep to produce a sample in the toilets with a guy coughing his guts up two cubicles down.

@CP_LFC @fesshole

@fesshole Do you like pina colada?

I've had suspicions the husband was on dating sites. I created a fake account. I'm currently sexting the husband whilst he's downstairs on my fake account. He's a dead man walking

@HackerRandy @TheGlobal_Index @BehizyTweets See you're doing it again. Yes, exactly that way. And the other side defend it. Both sides need to look rationally at what is being done and call out the bullshit, on both sides. Your country is being divided at every step, and not for your benefit but for those in power.

BREAKING: Secretary of State Marco Rubio has informed members of Congress that the United States intends to purchase Greenland.

@TheGlobal_Index @BehizyTweets The way people idolise those who literally couldn't care less about them, astounds me. Everyone has to pick a team and defend them like it's sport. Judge every leader, red or blue, by the same set of standards instead of supporting your guy blindly. That's how change happens.

@RealTraderSeun @PurelyFootball @NoContextHumans I tell you what is extreme. Your views on incarceration. What is the minimum crime you think should be a life sentence. Stealing from a shop? Speeding? I'm not in any way justifying what they have done, it's deplorable, but your knee jerk reaction is crazy.

@PurelyFootball @NoContextHumans Woah this is extreme those 3 supporters should be sentenced to life imprisonment

FC Haka, one of Finland's biggest clubs were relegated.⬇️ In protest 3 people set the home ground to fire.🤯🇫🇮

@DOGE__news Stupidest thing you can do is put a picture in the outside of your door. You are in a building with 500 identical doors and you just made yours special. Don't draw attention to yourself.

Imagine the fire alarm goes off.

@FPLFella 🤣

This draw "ceremony" can't get any worse can it.......?