Nigel Stickleback

@AdamGooner10 It's embarrassing. Can buy a team but not die hard fans.

Very strange “meaningless end of season fixture” vibes around the Emptihad this evening. The title race isn’t over yet, you’d expect their fans to be cheering them on to cling on until the very end.

@ManCity @etihad Are City fans resting for the FA Cup as well? The place is dead. Empty seats everywhere. Such a plastic club #115

Lining up for City! 🩵 XI | Donnarumma, Nunes, Khusanov, Guéhi, Gvardiol, Ait-Nouri, Bernardo (C), Foden, Semenyo, Savinho, Marmoush SUBS | Trafford, Dias, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Kovacic, Haaland, Cherki, Doku 🤝 @etihad

@SkySportsPL Lot of empty seats at the Emptihad tonight. Do City fans not realise they're still in a title race? #115

🗣️ "People don't believe me" Pep Guardiola discusses his team selection ahead of Man City vs Crystal Palace ⏳

Clearing my late dad's house out. Found a jazz mag I'd hidden in the loft 45 years ago. Last job before giving they keys to the estate agent was sitting in my old bedroom in the exact same spot I first cracked one off and spanked the old fella for old times sake.

@TheOfficerTatum Free speech until you don't like it 😂😂 fuck off

DISGRACEFUL: Pete Davidson made a disgusting Charlie Kirk joke at Kevin Hart’s roast. "Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that's he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.” That wasn’t comedy. That was vile and completely beneath the belt.

@Etula24 @MrPitbull07 Clearly you are not familiar with mental health issues, and that's okay. Rational thinking goes out of the window during a mental health crisis. It only takes a second to make a bad decision that you can't undo. I'm sure you've made decisions you regret. It's *moot, not mute FYI

A single dad with three kids commits suicide? Didn't think about the kids? Just took easy way out? Pathetic. Once you have kids, all other concerns are mute. You wake up everyday and take care of your kids. If you have debt, you work through it. Suicide is a weak, mental cases way out.

This is the final photographs of Phillip Herron 34, crying in his car, literally minutes before taking his own life. He was a single Dad with three kids, struggling with crushing debt of over £20,000 and was desperately waiting for a Payday loan he'd applied for. But it was paid in arrears, with a 5 week wait time. That wait drove him even deeper into debt, and when he died he had £4.61 in his bank account and clearly couldn't see any other way out. Like a lot of people, especially men, he kept all of this to himself, nobody else knew how bad things were getting. This poor man even had to tell his children that Santa Claus wouldn’t come this year, and in his suicide note he wrote that they'd be better off if he wasn't around any more. And now he isn't. We need to talk more. We need to be kinder. And we need to be a country that helps each other when we need it the most.

@MattWallace888 He cares about Donald Trump and the interests of Donald Trump only. Not you, not me, not anyone else.

Trump is 79 and has been working nearly 24/7 with almost no sleep. We have never seen anything like this before!

@BenCrellin I hear you, mate. I used FPL as an escape from a shit relationship that I felt hopelessly trapped in. In 5 seasons, I had two top 100 finishes, and didn't finish outside the top 20k. Then life got better and FPL mattered less. Now I'm a full-blown casual 🥳

I’m feeling okay that I’ll finish outside the top 50k for the first time since I started taking FPL seriously (2011) because last summer I started taking life seriously.

@jogamuito_10 @AFCche I'd rather watch it at home and celebrate than in the away end and just sit there like a mong.

@AFCche Diabolically reckless to sit in the WEST HAM end, of all clubs… Especially when it’s the match that could relegate them, and a London derby… What did they expect? All these guys had to do was be quiet and they would’ve gotten away with it. I’ve done it a million times.

Arsenal fans get thrown down the steps at the London stadium The hate is dark at this point I hope you lot go down and never come back

@investwisely321 @KingDamoUK Which UK stocks are you backing? They rarely run as much as US ones

@KingDamoUK Loads of UK stocks are still cheap. Reckon they run next

Do you take profits or just hold? After a great month in the market I decided to take some profits Friday. I’m a long-term investor, but when the market rips this fast, trimming gives you dry powder for the next pullback. Does it always work? No. Plenty of times I’ve sold and watched the rally keep going. But the alternative is giving back gains you already had. It’s all short-term thinking either way, which is why I mostly just hold stocks I have conviction in. We’ll see how this one plays out.

@FPL_Harry You haven't played the game for long enough to know never to do this.

I vow to never triple captain a defender again. I vow to never triple captain a defender again. I vow to never triple captain a defender again. I vow to never triple captain a defender again. I vow to never triple captain a defender again.

@chelssufferer @GregtheNorth @CasuallyGreg The world's problem child.

@GregtheNorth @CasuallyGreg Only in America for some strange reason

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

@AwayDaysFB "You're a wizard, Morgan"

Morgan Gibbs-White tonight after his injury at the weekend… Such a sad sight to see, not even sure he’ll be back for the World Cup with this…

@stansyke @cfcyusxf Calm down, sweetheart

@cfcyusxf You should be put on suicide watch list. Go and take a walk in Gaza or somewhere.

He’s actually a terrible person, just robbed a regular working person who bought that scarf with his own hard earned money just to get it taken by a footballer that makes 300k a week

@SuperJJ180277 @FPL_Harry Two season wonder. More of a Demba Ba vibe.

@FPL_Harry We can comfortably start speaking of him as one season wonder. Even worse than Michu.

Palmer does not deserve to go to the World Cup. Sorry but he has been absolutely crap for about 18 months now. A lot of players are much more deserving than he is. Yes, if you cannot tell I am losing my mind.

@david_stewart I once worked as a sports coach at a summer camp and we had a speed gun that we messed around with. The fastest tennis shot we recorded was about 120mph and the fastest roller hockey shot was 110mph. That's me down to 50/50 and I'd probably have gone ping pong ball 😂🤦

Still staggered at this £500,000 question. I’d have been all in on ice puck and shown to be clueless 😟

@clarke_bob64974 @sabrina777z @ReturnOfDadbo

@FWalshdog @sabrina777z @ReturnOfDadbo Where's the evidence?

Fucking diabolical. All this because Donald Trump is a Paedophile.

@clarke_bob64974 @sabrina777z @ReturnOfDadbo Just the tip, Donald 🙈

@sabrina777z @ReturnOfDadbo If you're the most famous man on earth then there actually CAN be smoke without fire. Especially someone as polarising as Donald Trump.

@chronicalguy "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" Abraham Lincoln

This story is trending everywhere Everyone has something to say What do YOU think?

President Trump doesn’t drink alcohol. President Trump doesn’t do drugs. President Trump doesn’t smoke. President Trump tells hard truths rather than easy lies. President Trump puts America first. President Trump doesn’t play games. President Trump doesn’t lose. President Trump is a man of God. President Trump knows what a woman is. Is there any wonder why the democrats don’t like him?