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@FaintOfMatts

Die young and save yourself

Brisbane, Australia Katılım Mart 2009
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Purso@FaintOfMatts·
Can we as a society collectively decide on just one individual usage for the acronym STI please? It is very confusing to determine whether we're dealing with a Soft Tissue Injury, a Short Term Incentive, or the downstairs one.
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Purso@FaintOfMatts·
@DamonMartin Does Matt Damon's band from Eurotrip count?
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Damon Martin@DamonMartin·
I'm actually wearing my Low Shoulder shirt from "Jennifer's Body" today but I think the Lone Rangers from "Airheads" are the fictional band I most wished actually made a real album. Brendan Fraser can hunt mummies, win Oscars and he makes a damn good frontman, too!
The Rewatchables@TheRewatchables

@VanLathan's top five fictitious bands ever

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·
You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline
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Rob@robrousseau·
John Krasinsky and Chris Pratt are handed two ends of a broken pool cue at CIA headquarters, whoever emerges alive gets to play the lead in the already-in-production Iran War downed pilot rescue movie
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Purso@FaintOfMatts·
It's very funny that Australian soccer still has a giant inferiority complex 20 years later when it comes to Italy
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The Tennessee Holler
The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller·
CNN doing more to oppose Hasan Piker than Trump’s War on Iran is wild
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Purso@FaintOfMatts·
Not surprised that calling out a lack of talent is 'beef' to someone who still uses being gay as an insult.
Tyler@Tyler_B808

@lthomasnews Whats your beef w bert? He not kiss you back or something?

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smoogy
smoogy@smoogymma·
UFC's pitch to MAGA advertisers: come court our fans, they're incredibly feeble-minded, insecure little homophobes who can't tell the difference between consumerism and politics. Case in point: UFC's "anti woke razor blades" partner
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Robert Joyner@robnashville

UFC have shifted to a lot of MAGA sponsors, such as official coffee sponsor BRCC... "Today, the share price is $0.76, which is a 94.76% drop from IPO. If you bought $100,000 of Black Rifle Coffee Company stock in 2022, you have $5,240 today."

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·
it’s time for a lot of you to grow up and square the circle that 1) every complaint from about the Democratic Party from the left is largely true, and 2) literally everything in the world would be measurably better if they controlled the US government instead Trump and the GOP
Jason Kishineff@kishineff

No Kings is a thinly-disguised pep rally designed to get people fired up to vote for the Dems in November. Nothing more.

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