Loco con Carne

@gucciheadband If you got time to lean, you got time to bean.

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

Pope Leo XIV on AI: “Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”

@CoachJEB18 @HArmstan28994 @JacobtheDozer @pagingkaren You can’t. AI use intellectually neuters a person.

@HArmstan28994 @JacobtheDozer @pagingkaren Narrow minded to think that you can’t learn to critically think and use AI at the same time.

this whole "should a prof be allowed to ask you to come to office hours to defend your ai flagged work" debate just highlights how a sizable portion of students think their tuition pays for their diploma and not the opportunity to get an education at that institution

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump I thought comedy was legal again you feeble minded pedophile imbeciles?

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!

We obtuse. We Rubber goose. We Green moose. We Guava juice. We Giant snake. We Birthday cake. We Large fries. We Chocolate shake.

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

@Columbiasbooks @audiohymn Yeah. In rural America, you can still get someone to tie your tourniquet or to load the syringe with fentanyl. Truly salt of the earth people. 🙏

@audiohymn For lefties yeah. Rural America still going strong

It's cool how within the last year the social contract finally completely disintegrated

@SenMcCormickPA Maybe you should pee in your pants and suck out all the pee after.

I strongly oppose the sanctuary city bills signed into law today in Philadelphia. This is bad news for Philadelphia. Instead of cooperating with federal law enforcement to keep our communities safe, these policies obstruct immigration enforcement, undermine the rule of law, and discourage economic development. We must enforce our immigration laws, keep the border secure, and restore order to our immigration system. This is how we keep Pennsylvanians safe.

@Chiefy_2024 @hobbs1000 @Crliss211 How’s it feel to be a one of the stupidest people on earth

@hobbs1000 @Crliss211 Dems didn’t say a word for 4 years about gas prices under Brandon. Prices were high because of his stupidity. He killed energy. This temporary rise is because lunatics want to nuke us. Commies believe MSM like it’s gospel. No debating them they’re too far gone.

Gas prices hit $4.99 in Pittsburgh today. WTF!! How is this ok?

@WhiteHouse Fuck you and fuck Donald Trump. @POTUS can kiss my ass and lick my balls while you’re at it.

Enough is enough.

Nobody is talking about the racial subjugation of dogs by cats

Bro shut the fuck up

@Hinson84647 @karol Who gives a shit?

@karol Don't look like it. After all the hate the press has spewed this week, is anyone surprised by tonight's incident? It's heartbreaking!

Democrats really aren't ever planning to turn down the temperature, huh.

@sourpatchpandaa @nypost Fuck off back to Texas. PA voters don’t support him either.

@nypost He doesn’t need support from politicians. He has support from his states voters

Sen. John Fetterman receives no support for re-election from Pennsylvania House Democrats: report trib.al/z92bcWF

@PGHNoContext Just in time for the draft!

the safety net working perfectly

@EbenezerL7 @LiamFromOrlando @beatmastermatt Trump isn’t even a Catholic. He shouldn’t have anything to say about the Pope.

@LiamFromOrlando @beatmastermatt This is not crazy. The pope, with due respect, doesn't stand between you and God. The pope is just a symbolic figure of human origin, not found in the bible. So, the Pope can be criticized too as well as praised

Update on this. I told my parents about the president talking trash about the Pope and my Dad's first instinct was to ask, “Well, what did the Pope say?” I shirt you not.