A Fake Zapp

Remember in the first star wars when they say the Death Star is designed to fend off a large assault, so they were going to use a bunch of small fighters? Anyway now the only hardware they can give the Republic are X-wings because no one at Disney can be creative

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats It's cool how you talk like this and then pretend to get mad when people call you and your grotesque husband weird joyless freaks

Paulina Mangubat is who runs @TheDemocrats account. She’s 30, unmarried with no kids. Put your name on it next time. This is what a sad, unhappy, female Liberal looks like. It’s why Pew reports 50% of them have been diagnosed with a mental condition.

@Gusdog481 @revenant_MMXX Wow so poor --wait what's this about a boat

@revenant_MMXX My father died and mother lives on $1800/mo SS. property taxes take 100% in one month. Maybe she could live on her power boat? Idiot.

Maybe you guys should have bought fewer power boats and RVs and then you'd be able to afford property taxes

@GeneralMCNews The dow is over 50k again though so she should be good

BREAKING: Pam Bondi has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer.

@AsraNomani You are indistinguishable from his thirsty reply wenches

👟👟 The new generation is so unfamiliar with the craft of journalism that they don’t understand that watching and studying a person’s written and spoken word at every opportunity — especially when the person doesn’t respond to a request for an interview — is not “creepy” but a critical part of gumshoe reporting: understanding a person’s thinking, psychology and priorities. I can tell you I put 40 hours of reporting and research into writing one story of 1,000 words. It’s Day 4 since I asked Hasan Piker @hasanthehun on Saturday for an interview but so far he hasn’t responded. I know from his livestream he got my voicemail. Hasan, I look forward to talking. A lot of people would like to see you share your views with the millions of people who watch and read Fox News Digital and Fox News, the channel. Please call me back at your convenience or have your team reach out to me. My new young friends, what you’re witnessing is something precious called the art and science of journalism. I love it. And you will too.

@_LFI @gidonsaar He got an Execute Palestinians bill through their legislature, seems pretty popular actually

Itamar Ben Gvir’s conduct is entirely deserving of the censure it has drawn across Israel’s political spectrum, including from Foreign Minister @gidonsaar. Ben Gvir represents an extreme fringe, and his mistreatment of detainees is abhorrent, wholly unjustifiable and antithetical to the liberal democratic principles at the heart of Israel’s founding and the values that LFI upholds. His antics yesterday only further demonstrate why Prime Minister Netanyahu’s decision to bring him into government was a catastrophic mistake.

@kangminlee "am I going to go out like Stan chera?"

How Kripke thinks Trump would act in the face of death vs how Trump acted in the face of death

@mehdirhasan @JohnFetterman Yeah man of course. Ogre McStroke has been pretty clear that he wants violence towards all Palestinians

Hi @JohnFetterman - do you support this?

@questionableway There's a second bloody Kansas brewing over coinage terms

i uh, don’t think this is true

@Olivia_Reingold Wow she got stalked by a melted Barbie doll and went private, true journalist here

Tuesday: ask Mamdani's comms team—why does Rama Duwaji appear to have a Spotify account with songs about greedy Jews and how “Israel gon’ die bitch”? Any comment? Wednesday: the account is totally shut down, made private

Incredibly funny that the NYT has spent the last 3 years placating Aintrael and publishing every grain of propaganda but the second they print something critical (in opinions! Not in the News section!) these whiny losers have to rev the victim engine

@dannywallace Ooh "great stuff?" Just like that? You think he should be done announcing stuff that makes everyone mad?

If I were Starmer, I'd just ignore it all. Announce some great stuff tomorrow. Crack on.

@RoKhanna The Chinese cars Ro

With Trump ready to meet Xi, he must: Get China to buy more of our soybeans. Make it clear no Chinese cars in America. Stop Chinese companies from abusing workers in the US and competing unfairly.

@iixxivmmxviii @SkinnyMull Wishful thinking, given the history of NATO, NASA, and West Germany

The Fate of All Fascists (Commissioned)

As Josh Shapiro always says: gotta have them ribs. Pussy, too.

Axios: In attempt to block Chris Rabb from winning the Democratic nomination in #PA03, sources say Josh Shapiro suggested that the building trades, which are backing another candidate, Sharif Street, avoid running negative ads against a third contender, Ala Stanford. Street and Stanford are seen as traditional Democrats who share similar voters.

@kenklippenstein That Guy Who Just Died (D) 2028

Will America go for the hat trick and elect a third shambling mummy president in 2028? Stay tuned!

@ATTYHARRIS Name one person who reacted this way

leftists: “the reason they won’t release the autopsy report is bc they don’t want ppl to know Killer Kamala lost due to Gaza!” Kamala: “release the autopsy report!!!” leftists: “wait nooo, you’re supposed to be against it!”

@chitownsam723b Talking to republicans ain't the same as campaigning with and proudly touting your shared policy with a Republican politician. You know this of course but can't admit your candidate had dog shit political instincts so now we're here

But having Liz Cheney’s support was a “step too far.” Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you

Ossoff aside, I can't imagine getting excited looking at these bland people with no positive vision for the future other than themselves holding power. Like this has to be performative right?