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Curtis Schilling PARODY
@FakeSchilling
I am not Curt Schilling. This should be evident by the complete sentences and seamless nose breathing.
Katılım Ağustos 2016
433 Takip Edilen341 Takipçiler

@realpeteyb123 I hear ya. Ballroom updates or bust!
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Eric with all due respect, people are panicked about oil pricing, their portfolios, lack there of, the food they purchase and a dreadful feeling of being left behind for others interests.
They don’t care about the library.
Not the right time..
Eric Trump@EricTrump
🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org
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@Acyn This is an architectural plan from one of the world’s greatest architects, James McCrery, and you are all too retarded to understand that. My God, you all are dumb.
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@JeffDye The lack of punctuation here is perfection.
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No shit. It’s called president stupid.
Senator Mazie Hirono@maziehirono
Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings
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@damintoell @EricLDaugh 🚨BREAKING: Erik wishes one of the air dicks Donald is wanking here is his
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@EricLDaugh Watching a retard do a double dick
Jerk Off dance is about all we can afford as entertainment thanks to him.
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@Avi_Peretz55 @FoxNews That is a wild take on the situation. Ha!
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@FoxNews Critics whine about tariffs, but Trump followed up with $12B in actual relief for farmers hit by disruptions. Biden left them with record input costs and no new deals. Farmers know who's delivering.
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@DunmoreDude @RonFilipkowski @Acyn This is him “taking care of it”. I assume he wants credit for the executive order, but Johnson doesn’t shit without his orange god’s approval.
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@FakeSchilling @LBurnett30635 @amconmag I wouldn't call you MAGAs dorks, more of the bed wetting type of crowd.
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@tedcruz Maybe he can get back in your good graces by calling your wife an uggo?
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@Crowenation4547 @marklevinshow Why would admin say we obliterated their nuclear program back last summer then? We’re they lying or lying now?
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@GaryPetersonUSA I’m so glad MOST of us are smart enough to know this is AI.. but there are some who’s still unsure what a woman is, that will believes this.
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@SuperElbowDrop1 @VictorC27464831 @FoxNews The similarities are endless otherwise according to Victor.
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@FakeSchilling @VictorC27464831 @FoxNews Pretty sure Lincoln's fate was "slightly " worse than the orange idiot's.
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FOX NEWS POLL: President Trump’s approval rating dipped to 41% in March, and 59% of registered voters now disapprove of him — the highest disapproval of either of his terms.
Republican approval fell to a second-term low of 84%, down from 92% last March.
Among Democrats, 95% disapprove, marking the fourth time this term Democratic disapproval of Trump reaches a record high. Among independents, 25% approve and 75% disapprove.

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@FoxNews Lincoln suffered the same fate. Great Presidents are often the object of disdain and resentment.
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