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@JessicaTarlov @MuellerSheWrote That’s a trick question. None of them have a giraffe. They have a camel, which a guy with dementia would say is a giraffe.

“The first question of the cognitive test is like, ‘What is this?’ And they show a lion, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus. And they say, ‘Which is the giraffe?”

Mr. President, completely agree about having a lot of fun over these next seven months.  But nitpicking? Some of your advisors are telling you to support things like:     - Using billions of taxpayer dollars to compensate convicted felons and thugs who attacked police. (Ed Martin)    - Pushing 50-year mortgages and Elizabeth Warren's housing bill over sound conservative housing policy. (Bill Pulte)    - Using taxpayer money to transform publicly traded companies into state-owned enterprises. (Howard Lutnick)    - Firing our very best generals and not holding Putin accountable for his systematic kidnapping, rape, torture, and murder of Ukrainian civilians. (Pete Hegseth)  If opposing these things makes me a RINO, then I gladly accept that nickname.  We need Republicans to do well in November, but the stupid stuff is killing our chances!

@ReturnToReagan @JohnCornyn @chiproytx @JimWright4Texas Did the same on Monday. Except for Alison Fox, whom I don’t know.

Proudly cast my ballot today for @JohnCornyn @chiproytx @JimWright4Texas and Alison Fox. Make Republicans Normal Again

@scottlincicome My in laws opened an additional candy plant in Guatemala just to buy sugar at the world spot price. 120 jobs that we’d just as soon have in America if we didn’t have to compete against foreign manufacturers buying at the spot price.

Hilarious and sad. Big Sugar always wants more protection, and 100-plus legislators are eager to help (at consumers' expense)

@bonchieredstate And the oil we refine for them and sell elsewhere is the big driver in that deficit. Without that, there’s a surplus. Or there was prior to this.

Trade deficits aren’t subsidies. And the trade deficit with Canada is about $46 billion, not $200 billion. We will never have parity with Canada because it’s a low population country with things we need. They can’t match our consumerism.

@GasBuddyGuy We might have to go to the metric system if your sorcery doesn’t work out.

Hello to the half gallon. Or hello to a software update that can move the digit over on the pump and just lose the tenth

@TheCalvinCooli1 @KenPaxtonTX lol. I love how my Texas tax dollars went to pay off his whistleblowers. It definitely puts Texas first. Never complain about a liberal’s personal issues again. The lying, adulterous, felony indicted POS has them beat.

I am officially endorsing Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) in the 2026 Texas Senate Race Paxton has been the best Attorney General in the country by far for years. As Attorney General, Paxton has put Texans First. Paxton will now put Americans and Texans First in the U.S. Senate As AG, Paxton has been keeping Texas Safe. As a Senator, he will have a fantastic voting record Paxton will actually stand up for Republican voters' priorities in the U.S. Senate President Trump has endorsed Paxton Ken Paxton has my complete and total endorsement in this race

@ScottPresler Keep on grifting, mi amigo

JUST LANDED IN TEXAS I’ll be in the Lone Star State for the next week doing everything I can to ensure Trump-endorsed Ken Paxton becomes our Republican Senate nominee. See you TONIGHT! 📍 Midway BBQ 6025 Highway Blvd Katy, TX  77494 ⏰ 6 p.m.

@BonkDaCarnivore Sadly, Texas is open primary/no registration and Ten Commandments has a good chance of winning. As a guy whose family hosted the Angelina County GOP out of their garage in the 60s/70s, it’s depressing AF seeing what they’ve turned it into. But they can have this dumpster fire.

Here's the rub: The solution to this MAGA takeover of the GOP is to completely do away with closed primaries, and let non-affiliated voters vote in those, as well. This would end the MAGA cancer real fast - because you're only seeing this problem in states with closed primaries. I think one of the reasons MAGA is winning the primaries with such ease is that there are SO MANY of us (yes, myself included) who have changed our affiliation from Republican to independent that there's not even resistance anymore. Massie isn't losing to a Team Kid Diddler guy in an open primary. Which is a long way of saying the GOP is probably just screwed and will become a fringe minority party in our lifetimes, replaced by something with standards.

@RpsAgainstTrump Potato, egg and cheese tacos are famously vegan food.

Donald Trump blasts Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico: “He’s a vegan. A vegan in Texas. You can’t get elected as a vegan in Texas.”

@DannyDrinksWine That PS can not be right because I am not that old.

US President Ronald Reagan was shown "WarGames" (1983) at Camp David the weekend it was released. He loved the movie but it also freaked him out. A few days later, at a White House meeting that included the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Reagan asked, “Could something like this really happen? Could someone break into our most sensitive computers?” The answer came back a week later: “Mr. President, the problem is much worse than you think.” That led not only to a significant revamp of how computer security was handled at the Defense Department, but also passage of an anti-hacking law that would eventually evolve into US Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 1986. Clips of "WarGames" (1983) were shown during the congressional hearings where lawmakers debated the need for hacking legislation. ("How Sci-Fi Like ‘WarGames’ Led to Real Policy During the Reagan Administration", Kevin Bankston, New America, 2018) P.S: On this day, 43 years ago, John Badham's "WarGames" (1983) premiered at the Cannes Film Festival, France.

@StevenCheung47 Herschel Walker, Kari Lake, Dr Oz, etc...

Do not ever doubt President Trump and his political power. Fuck around, find out.

@mavsmarie Ken offered 30 days. The judge was sick and made it 60.

Ken Paxton literally offered a plea deal for a guy who sexually assaulted a CHILD. 60 day jail time and not on the sex offenders list. You president endorsed a Pedophile Protector.

@BarryOnHere He won 1 with the refs and without LeBron.

LeBron James won 2 rings without Dwyane Wade Dwayne Wade won 0 rings without LeBron James

@ZaidJilani I’m not sure how much it would have mattered if he had found a spine earlier. Trump doesn’t listen to Congress.

It’s a shame Cassidy found a spine only after losing his primary. Many Iranian schoolchildren and American soldiers would be alive had he found it sooner.

@data_republican Some of us grew up with Republicans lambasting Clinton for his morals and we still believe in having morals. If a man is gonna break the most important promise they make in front of God and family, he’s gonna break promises to you. Plus, we don’t like Epstein deals to rapists

If Paxton wins, why would anyone be upset enough to vote for Talarico? That's what Cornyn supporters are saying. That's just dumb, and I hope it's not true. I could never be angry enough to vote for a Democrat.

@Republicans Why, because Ken Paxton believes child r*pists deserve only 30 days in jail?

Hide your kids.

@ffvjiit22 @MQSullivan @JohnCornyn The don’t understand values, and yet they probably did and still have a problem with Clinton’s infidelity. Moral Majority** **if it suits me

This is @JohnCornyn's base. All that "rally around the nominee" claptrap from establishmentarians ends the second they fear they won't get their candidate.

It’s really hot. Make the temps plunge later this week so the tire pressure light comes on, but only in his wife’s car. Have her call him at work about it.