Jack Fandango

@BillKristol You MAGAts gladly defend eugenics simply because you hate disabled folks just you don't have the guts to admit it.

“Why would the Trump administration try to make it harder for families to care for their disabled children? Because they are disgusted by their existence. They want to go back to a world in which such people are sent away.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark…

Far from being "soft canceled," Bill Maher is actually a major beneficiary of the system that gives outsized megaphones to mediocre white men. Despite his spectacular ignorance and lazy humor he never goes away, he just lingers on our TVs decade after decade like a pustule.

@w_terrence Who the fuck is this worthless nobody?

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@StacyGLay @IngrahamAngle @mrddmia Its amazing how idiotic all you Nazi stooges are!

@IngrahamAngle @mrddmia Why not build a White House Ballroom? What's the issue with having a place like that? A beautiful place that's secure.

Give it a rest, David. Focus on rooting out the assassination culture and anti-American bile in your own once great party.

"When so many officials gather in one place for official functions … the secretary of homeland security typically puts the Secret Service in charge of coordinating all security through a formal designation known as a 'National Special Security Event.' "There was no such designation on Saturday night …."

@KnoxvilleKC @LilHulkQ Were you born abysmally stupid?

@LilHulkQ Of course it would, Dignitaries requiring all that government protection may require it be held there

Just FYI... The White House Correspondents' dinner was never a government event. It wouldn’t have been held in a WH ballroom to begin with.

@hiitsmemooneh You're vile garbage 👍 Hows that?

This is not a good time to be a Democrat. If I were you guys, which in no world can be possible, I would stfu for a while, respectfully.

@karol You first Nazi 👍

Democrats really aren't ever planning to turn down the temperature, huh.

dude is talking about his ballroom, and that proves how much of a joke this all is

I rewatched danny boyle's steve jobs last night and it's looking very likely that I'll rewatch danny boyle's steve jobs again tonight. because what they don't want you to know is that danny boyle's steve jobs is a very, very good film

@krassenstein People with disabilities and their caregivers...gonna be problems. These fucking people.

THANKS STUPID REPUBLICANS: In an effort to try and ban transgendered Americans from entering the restroom of the sex they ID with, Missouri has just banned parents of the opposite sex from taking their children into the restrooms with them, meaning that parents who want to protect their children will now not be able to. This new Bill that Passed would mean: a) A young daughter entering a men’s restroom with her father would violate it, because she is not male; b) A young son entering the women's restroom with their mother would be breaking the law

@BrilynHollyhand Ya fucked around. No sense complaining 🤷‍♂️

I never want to hear another Democrat say how against gerrymandering they are when they literally just all rallied together to gerrymander Republicans out of Virginia.

@Real___iTamara @SteveTasty7424 All fascist scumbags I'm sure.

@SteveTasty7424 My Husband blessed me with SEVEN.

I'm sorry, gay couples should not be allowed to adopt babies. You opted out of God's natural plan. You don't get to confuse a child and mess their life up because you are confused and your life is messed up.

@FBIDirectorKash I see proper grammar is too much to expect from our FBI director. Splendid.

see you and your entire entourage of false reporting in court... But do keep at it with the fake news, actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.

@huckabyd @MikeBales Proud of being fascist is a choice...I guess?

Trying to make me feel ashamed of what I am is no way to make me accept you. You’re fine, I’m fine. There are plenty of resources and opportunities for all of us. I’m going to just keep plugging along, appreciating my heritage; Standing on the foundations of my beliefs and promoting and protecting them. Say and act as you will within the laws, just don’t step on my right to do the same. Thanks @MikeBales for stating so simply and clarify what I’ve been trying to articulate to myself for these past 15 or so years. Let’s hope we can preserve the constitution and not allow it to be undermined as too many in the minority try to gaslight and cheat the majority into thinking we are less.

This is worth repeating: I never cared that you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat, and I never cared what color you were until you started blaming me for your problems. I never cared about your political affiliation until you started condemning me for mine. I really never even cared where you were born until you wanted to erase my history and blame my ancestors for your problems. I never even cared if your beliefs were different from mine until you said my beliefs were wrong. But now I care. My patience and tolerance are gone, and I am not alone in feeling like this. There are millions of us who feel like this.

@MikeBales You worthless cunts sure do whine a lot.

@AustinCappsMO Condolences.

We are Charlie! 🇺🇸

@jaynkenz @CinemaTweets1 We cant be all fascist scumbags like yourself 🤷‍♂️

@CinemaTweets1 Ain’t watching anything with these two TDS idiots

BREAKING: The trailer for Focker-In-Law just dropped. Robert De Niro & Ben Stiller are back. I couldn’t be more excited. I love all 3 of these films & can’t wait for this to come out in November. I also love that Ariana Grande is in this- she can absolutely act. So ready for this

@OEF_kunar_MP @gotrice2024 So does dealing with fascist cunts like yourself.

@gotrice2024 Here is a common problem… Many neighborhoods have no solicitation signs as you enter… houses have no solicitation signs… people still come and bother you. She is nuts but the door to door shit gets old.

This man is a landscaper, earlier in the week he was going around a neighbor asking people if they would be interested in his services. He stopped by this one lady’s home who berated him for soliciting and told him he didn’t belong in the neighborhood. A week later he got a job mowing the lawn of that same lady’s neighbor. During the service she came out and started yelling at him. She kept reiterating that he did not belong there. The problem is now that the neighbor and a few other people that own houses nearby want to become regular customers of this man but he doesn’t want to deal with the harassment. If this was you, would you just keep working, what’s the worst she can do?