Fantasy Messiah

@NikWestinghouse @marcthiessen An enemy announcing an attack is very very different than secretly speaking to your allies prior to going to war. If you can't see the difference I can't help you.

@FantasyMess89 @marcthiessen The sense was literally in my statement. Answer the question then, why didn't the Japanese notify us of their pending attack on Pearl Harbor?

The divide in America is between those who think this is hilarious and those who find it horrifying. (H/T It’s hilarious)

@NikWestinghouse @marcthiessen No you didn't, you put your spin on a poorly executed joke. You can "link" them however you want, it doesn't change the fact that the joke makes no sense

@FantasyMess89 @marcthiessen What additional context did the question have which makes the answer nonsensical?

@NikWestinghouse @marcthiessen Reporter is asking him why he didn't consult with our allies before attacking. His joke is referring to a surprise attack by our enemy at the time. The two aren't remotely the same situation.

@NikWestinghouse @marcthiessen Lol no. In the context of the question it makes no sense.

@FantasyMess89 @marcthiessen I think it makes sense, though. "Why didn't you notify us?" Because surprise is powerful. If you notify anyone (allies included), you no longer are the sole agent capable of maintaining secrecy. And since surprise is so powerful, we pursued that over all other courses

@guggelhupf @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 Of course you're right. Only someone right could be this retarded. And I lifted your mom last night just fine. Personal best considering she's 460 lbs

@FantasyMess89 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 Well now we know...and I Was right. Learn how to lift btw

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@guggelhupf @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 16 is too young to vote MAGA retard

@FantasyMess89 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 oh wow... you're a total liberal Retard. You voted for Kamala

@guggelhupf @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 I think you're mistaking me for the age of the kids you're sexually attracted to

@FantasyMess89 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 You're like 16...the only thing you got is a Futon in Grammmys basement Fantasy Boy 💩

@NikWestinghouse @marcthiessen I'm just horrified that the joke doesn't even make sense

@marcthiessen Why would this be horrifying? Like, what's the rationale? Bringing up past actions? They are long past "Racism"? (It is not racist) ...?

@guggelhupf @ColoradoRebel83 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 😂 100% small dick losers

@ColoradoRebel83 @FantasyMess89 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 exactly... Pretty much every waiter/ waitress is a liberal communist! Bartenders on the other hand...

@MrOverprayed My T is so high I can do three 8 balls at 11 PM and sleep like a rock

A sign of high T is being able to tolerate caffeine in the evening without disrupting your sleep

@guggelhupf @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 No, I'm someone of means that takes care of hard working people. You must be a POS.

@FantasyMess89 @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 "You People" 🤣🤣🤣 Hello there Libturd. You must be a waitress

@guggelhupf @ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 Yes asshole, if you're ordering a $1000 tequila shot you take care of the waitress because you obviously are of means. God you people are hideous

@ThoughtCrimes80 @citizen_toxie_ @crownkingkc1234 Maybe he ordered the gold crusted Wagyu Tomahawk with the $1000 Tequila shot? You think the waiter deserves $400 for a trip out of the kitchen SMFH

@sngldadonline @ThoughtCrimes80 @crownkingkc1234 You think they spent $1800 on dinner and all the waiter did was fill water? Are you really this retarded?

@ThoughtCrimes80 @crownkingkc1234 Just because that's how YOU say it works doesn't mean that the way..... You get what you earn. Not going to tip 300 bucks for an extra refill of water.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Her fault for doing everything right

“I worked for 36 YEARS. Paid taxes EVERY year. Did everything right.” Outside the Social Security office, she’s trying to understand why her check is only $876 a month “After a LIFETIME of work — this is all I get. Meanwhile, billions are sent to people who never paid a dime.”

@I4NFTS @Gravtum @0xprimdotfun Yes actually I need further explanation. Because the current retard that's in charge was (is) so overtly terrible there's no way any person with an ounce of intelligence didn't see all this coming

@Gravtum @0xprimdotfun sure. she was a horrible candidate for president. any further explanation needed?

This Trump presidency may go down in history as the worst ever Could potentially enter us into the most unaffordable period of our lives alongside a significant war Maybe an 80 year old narcissist as president was a bad idea after all, but in our defense we didn’t really have another option

@bkfrg1 @heathcummingssr Why would he lie about something so stupid?

@heathcummingssr Lies - Never happened CBS is free Can at a minimum have access to B2B games

Went to a sports bar today to watch the tournament. We'd been there before, good food, good beer. Walked in and they had zero tournament games on. "Working on it." After one beer they still had zero games on. Mostly baseball and football re-runs on the TVs...a few TVs with a tournament app on, but "free trial expired.". Obviously, we left. I still don't actually understand any of it. How do you own a "sports bar" and not plan on having all the games on all day on one of the most important sports days of the year?

@DSBeefin @CaryKelly11 Lol I'm literally replying to his post with links to 2 brands he's promoting haha

@FantasyMess89 @CaryKelly11 It probably wasnt in the link? This is indeed the problem with non primary sources. You risk certain data being omitted This doesnt however change the main point which is that gum is basically just soft plastic; he does not present some affiliate link or promote a brand here🤷‍♂️

Anyone still chewing gum? That chewy part that never gets smaller is a plastic polymer. That same polymer can also be found in plastic bags, glue and tires. A 2025 UCLA has shown that chewing gum releases hundreds to thousands of microplastics into your saliva per piece. I highly recommend you stop chewing plastic.

@TedSinclairUSA @TimOnPoint Would u work for free? Fuck off maga retard

@TimOnPoint 🤣

I’m in a TSA Precheck line that goes all the way out to the parking garage in Philadelphia. Congress, what in the hell is wrong with you? In a new era of increasing terrorism, 25 years after 9/11, and you’re not funding DHS because you’re mad about illegal aliens being deported? Go F- yourselves, every single one of you. Not blaming TSA. They’re working their butts off this morning.

@SteveOnSpeed Duh?

Legit curious. On a cruise. Saw a woman who was probably 500 pounds, easy. Insanely fat. Needed a scooter to get around. Has 6 plates of food in front of her. Do these folks just,..not care that they are morbidly obese?

@dustoff_1sg @cepullin You concur yet don't understand why people don't want to be involved in these conflicts?

@cepullin I concur. Hopefully soon.

How is it possible people are angry at a free Venezuela, a free Iran, or a free Cuba? We live in strange times.