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I archive 🇺🇸 Contract Law the way Mamas meticulously file bills n broken dishwashers, & plug Ivory soap n wallholes where nails used 2 cling to paper portraits. Those pockmarks bcame art anyway. We kno where everything is. We kno house magic. #lawtwitter

@ClubShayShay @roywoodjr This interview was exceptional. Not bc of Shannon. Only bc of Roy.

"I had to call my two youngest brothers and talked to them about: 'Hey, man. Walk me through what pops was like at your crib, and they described a man I never met.' ... I could look at the date of the picture and tell you whether or not the heat was on at our house." - @roywoodjr

@beoriginalplz @nickixxhendrix @ShesFishy That's understandable of you to ponder it, bc that type of offer is not common in a bail negotiation; not family members passports. Thats dirty work. It's telling of who all he will sacrifice to maintain his freedom until trial. "even the one year old."

@nickixxhendrix @ShesFishy I’m so glad you asked this question because I was a lil bit confused too😭

All of Diddy’s children have surrendered their passports to ensure that they have no plans of running 😭

@nickixxhendrix @ShesFishy A bond is essentially payment to stay out of jail while awaiting trial. He offered their passports (their freedom to be mobile) as a bond 'payment'. It didn't work, but it was still grimy to try that.

@ShesFishy I’m slow does them surrendering the passports mean they against him?

@TheOnlyCoop @BreakingBrown TheOnlyCoop i see what you're saying. Bc imo if the third and fourth options are so viable why r all campaigns and ads marketed toward just 2 parties? Rhetorical. Its a mess either way. A mess.

@BreakingBrown The are actually no other realistic options. Unfortunately we don't have a parliamentary system of government and that type of change can only happen via a act of the US Continental Congress which is basically impossible.

If by Election Day neither Donald Trump nor Kamala Harris has earned your vote, there are other options. It makes zero sense to say you’re not voting in an election with multiple third party candidates. And there will be several down ballot elections & initiatives as well. Anyone “voting the couch” is just lazy. The more #ADOS we have participating in elections, the better. Our voter participation levels matter. If we opt out, politicians will just chase the white & Latino vote that much harder.

@darthskeptic @Kidfears99 That common question is why, I try not to go to Endo or any doctor if I don't need an RX refill. 40yrs of this. I'm tapped out w "doctors".🥹

Endo resident: “so how many lows do you have per month?” Me: “huh?! A lot.” Resident: “How about per week? More than one?” Me: “Yes” Resident: “are you concerned about your ‘excessive lows’?” Me: “I’m more concerned you don’t understand that’s part of being T1 diabetic.”

@Blaccallure @FavOfili @AnnaCockrell48 Runway ready!!!

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As the #Olympic2024 comes to an end, let’s take a look at some of our favourite athletes👀✨ A thread. ✨

@GeauxGabrielle But she's not black. Not in the American sense. shes half Jamaican half Asiatic-Indian. Her story is not theirs, or ours. And I'm an AKA. who doesn't get this unrelated out of touch woman as being an American President.

@tonetalks @Black_Action On a personal note, on three occasions I've had the displeasure of witnessing Martin be a nasty petulant snark to airline employees, all black women, out of HOUston Hobby airport. His RL character is less than noble.

Roland Martin had no idea what he was talking about. It was a terrible and crude job of hosting. Everything is unorthodox this election. BBC said it’s even odd to have this debate now instead of September. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Stop telling Black folks your blind opinion as fact. Literally a former real surrogate for Presidents doesn’t take Biden not running off the table. But Roland the all knowing is the expert.

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@alisoncook These leaders of Center piss are actually the former leads for the infamous West Coast energy company PG&E. Explains a lot. Makes me fearful to stay for the next time. There will b a next time.

Anyone who knows my love for Houston knows how radical this idea is: I’m just not sure if I want to live here anymore.

@joysewing Perhaps. Could b bc this breakdown is criminal atp. LA, Chicago, NYC, Houston ...biggest cities in the nation. Not one as sorry as this when it comes to critical energy. People r tired & when life is on the line, the dawgs come out.

I always felt Houston was so unified during a storm. We came together during Harvey, Ike and others. With Beryl, I don’t see that. Anyone else think that?

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@TaraBull808 This is tooooo much. Layers of bad decisions by the posting party. good ol reverse uno card with a law suit pending...so now him his wife and his alleged mistress can get paid off of Ms. Nosy Goofy Tales

The internet was able to find this man's wife and inform her that he was cheating in less than 24 hours.

@SaintDem @BreakingBrown But she's communicating to an ADOS audience. let's not pretend to be unknowing. esp young people, esp foreigners...need to be checked. Media makes the narrative. That gal is a part of media, via music. She was trying to be catchy. But got caught.

@BreakingBrown But reparations has meaning and it means to repair. What if that’s a part of SA colloquialism. And it doesn’t mean the same to us as it does to them

Wouldn’t qualify for U.S. reparations anyway, from the looks of it. Sing that part. With your whole chest. Don’t cosplay.

@wrightmicheal90 @lappoosky @DailyLoud We can't even understand what you typed. it's not always "Da White Mane". English speaking illiteracy at this stage in history is your fault and tragedy. It's not the contract. It's often, the artist's inability to read above 2nd grade level.

@lappoosky @DailyLoud Mehn I wish they can translate mostimes Agreements write-ups in Our dialect apart from The White man’s language, we will understand some dangers coming along with what we are about to embrace with our thumbs print 😤

Female rapper and Former 1017 artist Enchanting has sadly passed away at the age of 26 🙏

@Phil_Lewis_ Considering what her boy was out there doing, she should sit this one out.

Notorious B.I.G.’s mother, Voletta Wallace: “I hope that I see Sean [Combs] one day and the only thing I want to do is slap the daylights out of him. And you can quote me on that” rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…

@pandamafia20 @XfinitySupport Houston? Same. M not even n n area where pwers out. They sent me to the stor after 4 hrs on chat last night. Came home after being in store waiting for an hour. Still no wifi. But they charged my cc for the bill on time. They blocked communication w agents.

@XfinitySupport I agree except I’ve been out of service all day due to an outage.

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@EndWokeness Girl, what's a "doe knit"?

BREAKING: A manhunt is underway after a driver left tire marks on a pride mural in St. Pete, FL. He will be charged will a felony count of criminaI mischief if they find him.

@larryislegend Not many. Unless there's extensive video, society does nothing.

Do yall know how many stars they’d have to remove if they did this??

@ATMwithJacy Regardless of intent, posting the phone numbr can lead to legal ramifications. As an attrny, I wouldn't be sht of i didnt speak this friendly reminder. 💕

4.0 GPA & she just wanted her Dad to know all she has accomplished. 😔