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I don't think I can quite express just how much I love milk.

@Tryggmeister Rip @bonevoid

boner died call that shit mourning wood 😔

@SpunkityBall I bet he just talks like that regularly

a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been

me on twitter

whenever my boyfriend comes over to my place he announces he’s taking his “boyfriend tax” which is just him grabbing a red bull out of the fridge from the case i bought solely for him

@bonevoid Bonevoid you liked my reply to one of your tweets that means we're besties

twitter randoms when they realize that someone liking your tweet doesn't necessarily mean they know who you are

@pissvortex Reading this as I'm sat in the work bathroom

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it’s been like half the shift we need him to start closing Coworker 2: He’s just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

@bonevoid And we'd all be using " , the everything app"?

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@wealary_V2 They made her look like Liz Truss, who is famously very liked and successful

"protect women and children" crowd telling a woman how to dress classic

Roger Ebert on ‘The Mummy’ “There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an "Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.”

@bonevoid Tbh I'm going ornn, noc, ori, Sera and whoever the adc likes more from jhin ashe

this might be the lowest damage team comp he could have possibly come up with wow

@dreiceratops Way back in 2016/17 I couldn't play R6 Siege but I watched so goddamn much content of it on yt that I knew more about it than any of my friends who did or their friends, probably more than most people, I had patch notes on lock in my brain 😭

being a league esports nerd who's ass at the game is such a humbling experience. yes i spend almost every waking hour thinking about the game. yes i am also bronze

Happy Birthday to our Founder and CEO Jake, who is currently in a psychiatric ward in Albania. Cakes and Candles brother! The Big 26! 🥳

@NME Careful I hear IDF has a band called Gavrilo Princip

@Rod1musGames @AFelipeAmaya @Krusty935 Do you think the scream comes from star wars?

@AFelipeAmaya @Krusty935 did. you're cinematically illiterate.. please watch star wars empire strikes back again.

I thought I was hearing things but oh my god no they added a WILHEIM scream to the sauropod plummeting in #TheDinosaurs whoever added this is EVIL 🤣

On my hands and knees begging my friends to give me an outsider report on how I appear to them. Like a creature being studied. I need to know

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

got so tilted by someone blocking my path today i had to make this to blow off steam