Fedex Austell (not really)

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Fedex Austell (not really)

Fedex Austell (not really)

@FedexAustell

Welcome to the land of lost packages! Home of the worlds worst customer service! *Parody account* *Not affiliated with Fedex*

Austell, GA Katılım Ağustos 2021
24 Takip Edilen69 Takipçiler
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
Y’all hit me with a follow so we can really show @FedEx how bad their Austell Facility is! Maybe if this account gets a following then Fedex will actually address and fix the issues at the facility. I know I’m not the only Georgian that has been screwed by this terrible facility.
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
@Emilia__writes @WhiteHouse If you think presidents like Lincoln would support the current Republican Party, you’re delusional. The American political parties realigned in the 1960-80s. All of those “democrats” you’re talking about, would be Republicans today.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
Democrats: Illegal Aliens > Americans
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REDWRITER
REDWRITER@REDWRITER·
@williamwolfe He will be memorialized as a martyr of peace for this great nation, maybe even as great as MLK
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
So a white Republican boy shoots up Florida State University and all Kevin Sorbo wants to talk about is a girl who filmed the aftermath
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Toon 👽
Toon 👽@jayt00n·
@Reddit_Retards @FearedBuck Isn’t that how it is with every president? Like, every single one? The other side will find any and every reason to point a finger to prove they were right.
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Today is the worst day in the stock market since 2020
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Danny Calamity
Danny Calamity@XxTH3xDOCT0RxX·
@Morbidful I’d be willing to bet at least two are still alive and surviving Antarctica to this day
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Morbid Knowledge
Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge·
Deadly plane crashes caught on camera. A thread 🧵 1. On September 16, 2011, a modified Mustang crashed at the Reno Air Races, killing the pilot and 10 spectators, and injuring 70 others.
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MrBeast
MrBeast@MrBeast·
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Bungie Server Status
Bungie Server Status@BNGServerStatus·
We're aware that the Rumble Crucible mode isn't currently available as a standalone playlist. We're also aware that the Evidence Board at the Enclave cannot be interacted with. These issues are currently being investigated. More information will be shared when available.
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Bungie Server Status
Bungie Server Status@BNGServerStatus·
We have resolved the issue causing progression loss for certain Triumphs, Seals, and Catalysts. We are preparing to deploy Hotfix 6.3.0.6 soon. Standby for updates.
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
@KayDanielleXO Oh yeah. We love getting free stuff from your mail here at the Austell, GA facility. It’s awesome! And our customer service just does nothing about it! They’re totally useless, and it’s the best! Greatest employer of all time! We appreciate the free stuff!
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Kayla
Kayla@KayDanielleXO·
I swear fedex people steal packages. Why is this my second one missing within like 10 days
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
@IamtheMsJackson Here at the Austell facility we don’t care about you or your packages at all! That’s the Austell guarantee! FedEx somehow continues to let us keep our jobs even though we barely do anything around here! It’s awesome! Also please don’t bother our customer service. We’re useless.
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
Y’all hit me with a follow so we can really show @FedEx how bad their Austell Facility is! Maybe if this account gets a following then Fedex will actually address and fix the issues at the facility. I know I’m not the only Georgian that has been screwed by this terrible facility.
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
@DTPMZP FedEx doesn’t care. Its awesome! It’s amazing we still have jobs! None of us give a fuck about your packages over here. We don’t care about our jobs very much either. And FedEx CONTINUNES TO PAY US! It’s the best. We do nothing and FedEx still sends a check. Best bosses ever.
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Fedex Austell (not really)
Fedex Austell (not really)@FedexAustell·
@franklyKiersten @FedEx @Nespresso Don’t worry. We here at the FedEx Austell warehouse are enjoying your Nespresso as we speak! Thanks for the free coffee! We’ll get you what’s left of it when we feel like it. Sorry about that. (Not really) 🤷🏻‍♂️
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kiersten
kiersten@franklyKiersten·
Well, half of my missing @FedEx orders arrived. The most important ones, somehow. Still missing is my @Nespresso order which will make for a grumpy Kiersten if I run out, though 😂
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