SICK MACHINE

@GovernorShapiro You want my kids to bring video cameras to school?

Let’s pass a bell-to-bell cellphone ban so high school can look more like this again.

@AIPAC @TheTNHoller Pro-Israel, pro-war, pro-pedophiles

Pro-Israel Americans are proud to help defeat anti-Israel candidates! Being pro-Israel is good policy and good politics!

@TAftermath2020 You when you look in the mirror

Thomas Massie in front of the mirror practicing his new poll tested catch phrase. KY-04, this dude is straight up retarded

@mikemoto1 @neeratanden @jaredpolis @VanJones68 Massie and Cassidy would like a word.

@neeratanden @jaredpolis @VanJones68 Typical idiotic Neera Tanden post. Any Democrat who veers from party orthodoxy must be condemned in her eyes.

Fascinating article where we learned that @jaredpolis' clemency council was against it and @VanJones68 was for it This will be a very big stain on the entire career of @JaredPolis, and frankly it is both sad and inexplicable

@RealSkipBayless Maybe you should wear two gloves then your tweets won’t be so fucking stupid.

In all my years of watching major-championship Sundays, I cannot remember so many top players missing so many fairways and putts as I've seen the last 4 hours at Aronimink. So now two-gloved Aaron Rai, whose best major finish is T19, is running away with the PGA.

@fartnetwork You in your moms basement looking at Rai's wife *jeet jeet jeet*

Can’t stand Aaron Rai at contention in the pga championship Jeets like him playing under a western country flag are why we’ll have a third world war Not to mention him marrying attractive white stock and making…. Even more Jeets Burn in hell Rai

@CMacWFAN Too many dudes in the infield lol

1st Yankee loss for Yanks that feels swoonish. Something is going to let them down. Today was Bednar. Brutal.

@Phil_Lewis_ Looks like they were mating.

Two jets collided at an air show in Idaho ktvb.com/article/news/l…

@HoffWFAN He went to Haaaavad bro

It's almost like David Stearns would rather prove to the fans that he knows more than everyone over trying to win! Sean Manaea needs to go.

@SportsBuckaroo @cabsav456 Someone’s using a lot of words that they don’t know what they mean.

@cabsav456 hey bozo stop trying to label the swamp drainers as the establishment Massie is a uniparty marxist Just like McCain and Kinzinger and Crenshaw the establishment lost in 2016 Stole 2020 and was defeated in 2024 Nobody buys your marxist propaganda

The Thomas Massie primary is truly insane. We are looking at the most expensive U.S. House primary in history, with spending pushing toward $35 million. Massie's opponent, Ed Gallrein, has raised just $2 million on his own. The rest of the money, over $14 million, is coming from outside Super PACs who desperately want Massie gone. On top of that, Pete Hegseth is being deployed to Kentucky to campaign against him. Stephen Miller & Con Inc. have been on massive Twitter tirades attacking him. And there was a highly coordinated smear campaign of unfounded allegations launched this week by Con Inc. influencers. When the establishment is willing to spend $35M+ and go to these lengths to take one man down, it really makes you wonder why. Whether you like Massie or not, this election will determine whether or not we as voters actually have a voice anymore. If outside special-interest money can successfully buy a seat and sway an election like this, we have a serious, serious problem.

@CatmaniTomas @RealJasonKidd Fuck you?

This one hurts. Jason Collins was a pioneer. He had courage like you've never seen. He was an incredible teammate. And having him in Brooklyn at the start of my coaching journey meant so much. Those who knew him were blessed to call him a friend. You are already missed my brother. Rest in power. 💔

@BobbyThomas1965 @karentravers Why so they can lose their job and that’s one less person there willing to ask those questions? His ridiculous answers are the slap back.

@karentravers Why do you people allow him to talk to you like that? Somebody insults me to my face they're gonna lose some fucking teeth. Stand up for yourself for fucks sake

I asked the President this Q to clarify something he said earlier in the gaggle ("The only thing that matters when I'm talking about Iran, they can't have a nuclear weapon. I don't think about American financial situation.") He doubled down & said "every American understands"

@IngrahamAngle Laura did you lie under oath?

True to form, Durbin is lying. And he knows he’s lying. This is called “laying a foundation,” which he’s doing to justify his own party’s plans for the courts.

@ditzkoff An AVN award.

What is the opposite of an Emmy Award

@firejack007 @elonmusk "He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." — Immanuel Kant

@elonmusk Being upset about a rock thrown at a seal posted by ruNews favorable to Russians that threw ballistic missiles at Ukrainian civilians and threw their own sons and husbands to the slaughter. Perhaps a restoration of priorities of humanity is in order.

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

@RealRRothschild @TaraBull Found the guy who would definitely throw a rock at an animal while on vacation and probably has.

The tourist who threw the rock at the monk seal missed completely. He never hit it. “Almost” isn’t a crime. Yet Hawaii’s mob is crowning some local “Aloha Ambassador” for confronting and humiliating him like he’s a criminal. This is ridiculous overkill. Tourists pay good money to visit Hawaii. They’re not punching bags for locals to “educate” with vigilante tactics the second someone does something dumb. The seal is fine- it swam away unharmed. No animal was injured, no laws were broken, just a bad throw on a beach. Turning this into a viral villain story while cheering on the aggressor is insane. If locals want better tourism, lead with actual aloha instead of FAFO theater and public shaming. Next time it might be the wrong tourist someone who fights back, and it’ll be completely justified. Actions have consequences both ways.

BREAKING Hawaii names anonymous man "Aloha Ambassador" after he serves tourist a dose of FAFO "We've all seen the video of the Monk Seal that almost got hit by the rock" "Some of us have seen the environmental activist, as I like to call him, who took matters into his own hands to educate what might happen if you mess with our land"

@ConquerorFrog @NBA_NewYork Why, what do you think is going to happen, seriously? Lol

@NBA_NewYork Oof. Spike Lee taking a photo with an antisemitic, terrorist supporting, communist, piece of shit This photo isn't going to age well!

Spike Lee with Mayor Zohran Mamdani on IG:

@BeaudetteShari @GuntherEagleman Damn no men wanna be around you lol

@GuntherEagleman My dad passed away a few years ago but I might shoot my ex-husband a text. Thanks for the idea!

If your dad is a Democrat, make sure you wish him a Happy Mother’s Day.

@HappyPunch Just think, this dude is gonna get dumber and dumber after every fight, soon he’ll just be a blabbering pile of goo.

Sean Strickland was disgusted after seeing his face on the broadcast 😭 “Oh f*ck. Jesus Christ, dude. I’m an ugly motherf*cker. Oh my God. Looks like a horror movie. I look like I’m part of AIPAC.”