The Next Beer

I need the @drinkgaragebeer bottles

@FingerMeElmo69 engine is chopped, hard to justify replacing it

most likely just lost the only car i’ve ever had. i’m absolutely devastated

@baddiesicons @squilly2shoes says no

Kehlani.

@FingerMeElmo69 Thanks for spoiling it bro that’s clutch af

After 2 episodes, here’s my take: In: Kimiko, The Deep, Butcher, Homelander, MM, Soldier Boy On the fence: Frenchie, Sage, Ashley, Rock Buddy Out: Starlight, Hughie, Dick Dude, Noir, Firecracker RIP: A-Train Good mix of funny and death so far, interested to see next week

@NYGov Where’s my pumpkin butts at? @rapedonatello @squilly2shoes @fever4thebever @lynarddane726

it’s hole filling season

Today’s the day…

Forgot how hot Victoria Neumann was and how bad of a fall off Starlight had from last season…

@fever4thebever @TimothyJones92 That you know of…

@FingerMeElmo69 @TimothyJones92 I don’t recall you ever being in this situation in the 3 years I lived with you so not sure I trust this advice

Hanging out with a girl tonight at her place. We plan to watch Netflix and hopefully I'll get some play. Here is my itinerary leading up to it: -5 PM - Beat my meat (so I last longer later) -5:30 - Take a shower, shave my chest and genitals -6 PM - Get a solid meal in 6:30 PM - Brush teeth, mouthwash, deodorant, etc. - 7 PM - Get to her place and hopefully do the deed Any changes I should make?

The Boys Season 5 out tomorrow on Prime

My TikTok fyp consists of: Some dude doing rapper impressions Star Wars edits Really fat dude eating food 24/7 Every angle of Kehlani singing Folded in the past 2 months

@squilly2shoes @HYPEX April fools joke, don’t believe it til I see it

@HYPEX @FingerMeElmo69

SKIBIDI TOILET RETURNS TOMORROW TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR DROPS FRIDAY

i can’t wait to get on the game

Missing 3-2-1 night tonight in Cincy…

Me and my boy @squilly2shoes having a real debate about toes and sucking on them. Please drop your honest and real thoughts and opinions on this topic.

@AShittyEngineer Totally understand where you’re coming from Ham!

🪵 all three at once and it would be disgraceful and disgusting and we would all be ashamed after but they can’t unpiss on my face