Fintan MW

@thocpodcast Chairman Maoma Mia

"Let a hundred toppings bloom, let a hundred dipping sauces contend."

@SoVeryBritish I would, if I were you mind

Possible answers to “do you think I need a jacket?” -I don’t know, you might do -Up to you really -You might need one later -Stick your head out the door and see what it’s like -Depends how cold you’ll be -It was quite warm/chilly when I went out earlier -I’m taking one -Depends if you mind carrying it -No harm in putting one in the car -It’s quite cold when the sun goes in -Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it -How should I know?

@EuroClub2023 Trackshittaz!?

We have another amazing guest act joining us tonight… …any guesses? 👀

This #Eurovision semi feels like a high school talent show where all the acts are top class but one of them is Katy Perry . You can decide for yourself which one is the Katy Perry #Eurovision2023

My #Eurovision SF1 predictions: Norway ✅ Malta🤔 Serbia ✅ Latvia ❌ Portugal ✅ Ireland ✅ Croatia ✅ Switzerland ❌ Israel 🤔 Moldova ❌ Sweden ✅ Azerbaijan ❌ Czech ✅ Netherlands ❌ Finland ✅

To say I was excited for #Eurovision @Eurovision @bbceurovision today would be an understatement

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

At the start of Trans Awareness Week, a message of love and solidarity to trans siblings. You’re being systematically targeted by media and political elites, and bigots radicalised out of all humanity. But your allies will stand by you to the bitter end, however hard it gets 🏳️‍⚧️

Just remembered the pork markets meme was actually our prime minister for a bit. Wild.

Trans rights today. Trans rights tomorrow. Trans rights are human rights. Don’t like it? We’ll help you pack.

@trixiemattel How to get stains out of whites even on a cold wash

what does she know?

You can sense the palpable despair of most of the broadsheet punditry as it dawns on them that Liz Truss is in all likelihood going to be Prime Minister and will probably go on to smash Keir Starmer in the general election.

Letty Liz going through Suella's silly little emails #UKParliament #uk #liztruss #conservatives

Me every time I open my UK politics Twitter list right now:

Desperately sad that lovely Graham Norton has been forced off Twitter for saying: “If you want to know about trans, talk to trans people and their families.” A statement considered outrageous by @jk_rowling and the seething, frothing, maniacal, bigoted Gender Critical cult 🥲

@jessphillips It just hasn't been the same since they closed the one up one down boots next door

While it's up for discussion. My kids came to Parliament with me when I was first elected. When asked by his teacher to write about the exciting things he saw in London, my youngest wrote about the Westminster one aisle Tesco. Big Ben, no, portcullis house nada. A 1 aisle Tesco!

The attacks on Eddie Izzard really blows apart ‘Gender Critical’ claims not to be transphobic. Izzard hasn’t been particularly vocal on trans issues. She’s not competing on an All Women’s Shortlist. She’s literally just a trans person standing for public office. That’s it.

Imagine being a rapist who wants to attack a woman without being spotted - and have a getaway plan. I’d absolutely go to a solicitor, hand in my old ID in front of a witness, sign a form, pull on a frock and stilettos for the first time, and totter off to a public toilet.

@colinhoult The corrs- Goodbye (Dreams 2006 remix) for that noughties pop fluff

@SydneyDAK My only thought would be "oh good, they would know if they're out of sertraline."

You show up to the pharmacy and your pharmacist has this hair and a black eye brow piercing. Thoughts?