Mrs_Fizzy

Convinced that in his own little way, Paddington is a Resistor. ✊🧡🐾

At a divorce paper signing… WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

@mookpixie Is it something you can just leave outside, update your listing/post and say "first to collect gets it due to time wasters" or something?

The month after April was going to be called "Can," but English teachers lobbied hard for "May."

Mathematician R. H. Bing’s given name is actually R. H. When asked what he would like on a nameplate of his university office, he said ‘R only, H only, Bing’. Later he found his nameplate read ‘Ronly Honly Bing’.

@falseroxy Being into The Simpsons as a kid + having access to the internet had me learning about all kinds of things I might not have otherwise because that show used to love doing parodies and making references & I always wanted to know what it all was about

Where am I going? I don't quite know. What does it matter where people go? Down to the wood where the blue-bells grow - Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know. ~A.A.Milne #Bluebells #BankHolidayMonday

Green Hairstreak on Bluebells, Ryton Wood Meadows, 30/4. @BCWarwickshire @savebutterflies

Your Sunday Poem 🤌🏼✨️ • Mary Oliver •

Liz Huppert. Contemporary stained glass artist #WomensArt

@galwithdimples This is probably why most of my clothes now are secondhand 😅

This.

@enjoyerofluz @SaintsGhost And I thought it was comment on merchandising in general but 🤷🏼‍♂️😅

@SaintsGhost I think its because they dont like the design but they were not specific so no idea lol

Not really sure what’s wrong here. Don’t they always do popular characters?

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 3am, reading all 140 comments of two strangers arguing online:

@darwinsdiaries @neale_morrison Nope, our Scotties are always on their leads. Why take a risk?!

@neale_morrison This happened once to Mama when Darwin 🌈 was a pup. It was his first and only time off lead on the beach 🙈 Mama said never ever again cos he couldn’t be trusted 😬

Rant from hoodad pals. Dis doggo was m on beach wiv his hoo but off lead he saw other dog & legged it away was about 3/400 meters away from de owner. Now bov dogs was friendly and nofing happened but dey not know dat. Dis would scare me. If you can’t recall yer doggo keep on lead

Are there any Animation graduates out there who might like to collaborate with me on an animation project about "Howard Kevin"? grateful if you can share

One of life's little mysteries is that whenever I drink, my husband is the one who acts drunk. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

@vintagestuff4 Her photo was in my Psychology textbook in High School 🥺

Tereska, a girl in a home for traumatized children, at her drawing of ‘home’ Warsaw Chim (David Seymour) 1948

@galwithdimples @WallStreetApes

@WallStreetApes A cup of actual coffee maybe.

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@whisper_sight @mbateman It's a pretty common mistake, tbf; you've probably seen it online, rather than correctly spelled in print.

@FizzyMrs @mbateman Oh thanks! I have always used it in speech but didn’t realize I used the wrong version when typing.

I strongly recommend giving a 4yo an iPad, strictly for the child’s sake. Details in next reply.

Still enjoying the nice weather for now...!