Jody Lantz 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

@WalderSports This is why the NBA is becoming unwatchable

1) He'll never do it. 2) Beating Bam Adebayo's 83-point game would push Kobe Bryant's 81 points further down the list, defeating the purpose. 3) Kobe wouldn't have cared.

@ick_real Yes

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@Mr_Husky1 Run

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@Buraq515 Not one rock 😂😂😂🤡

Things are so much easier now that we don't do them.💯💯👌

Instead of yelling “swing level” use this game to help your fix a karate chop swing.

Check out these glove skills! #trainlikeapro

@RTNBA @BleacherReport Brady f-ing Dick? Oh my 😂😂

Every Eastern conference teams biggest X-factor, per @BleacherReport Hawks: Jonathan Kuminga Celtics: Jayson Tatum Nets: Rookies Hornets: Coby White Bulls: Matas Buzelis Cavs: Max Strus Pistons: Non-Cade Playmaking Pacers: Injury Report Heat: Davion Mitchell Bucks: Giannis Antetokounmpo Knicks: Mikal Bridges Magic: Franz Wagner 76ers: Joel Embiid Raptors: Grady Dick Wizards: Trae Young

@CoachSwit I not paid 100 million to do that lol. Come to job bet that can’t do that 🤣🤣

For all the experts taking shots at the USA hitters last night… How many of you have actually stood in the box against 98 with plus-plus off-speed? It’s easy to talk from the couch. Different story when you’re 60’6” away trying to compete.

“We’re gonna need a bigger hallway.”

@MLFootball 😂😂😂😂

🚨BRUTAL🚨 Team USA slugger Kyle Schwarber received a silver medal from the commissioner and RIPPED IT OFF before he got to the dugout. It is awful that the Team USA players are being forced to accept the second-place medals on the field after the loss.

@JinglaiHe Off on vacation? 😂😂

NEW: Pierre Poilievre meets with Texas Governor Greg Abbott to advocate for Canadian workers and businesses. While Pierre Poilievre is working hard to improve Canada's relationship with the US, Mark Carney's off on vacation again and being a part-time Prime Minister.

@PierrePoilievre WTF is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for the laugh

My St. Patrick’s Day beer with Mark Carney. We need less foam and more beer!

@MbarkCherguia Love.

You come home hungry, almost no groceries, no money left. This is the plate your wife (or husband) makes you. Your real reaction?

@HutsongPA @chefsevenn Correct

@chefsevenn Salad, garlic bread, more lasagna. Not necessarily in that order.

What’s a good side dish for lasagna?

@PressSec How do you sleep at night. 😔

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

Add this drill to your daily routine! 🔥

@DrMohsenSM @sentdefender 45

@sentdefender So… which former president was he talking about?

After President Trump claimed to reporters twice today that he had recently spoken to a former president who praised his actions in Iran, saying: “I wish I did what you did.” Aides to all four living presidents, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, have issued statements to CNN, saying there is no record of any communications between them and President Trump.

@EricLDaugh Clown

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just EVISCERATED American "allies" refusing to help the US secure the Strait of Hormuz, openly MOCKS them "Do you have any minesweepers? 'Well, we'd rather NOT get involved, sir!' I said, you mean for 40 YEARS we're protecting YOU and you don't want to get involved in something that is very minor?!" "Very few shots going to be taken because they don't have many shots left." "But they said, 'we'd rather not get involved!'" "We'll protect them! If ever needed, they WON'T BE THERE FOR US. I knew that for a long period of time!"

@Mollyploofkins Nope nope nope. We don’t want that asshole back 😂😂

Can we deport this guy?

@allenanalysis It. Is. A. Global. Market.

Trump just made an extraordinary admission: The United States gets less than 1% of its oil from the Strait of Hormuz. Japan gets 95%. China gets 90%. South Korea gets 35%. So Trump is asking the countries whose entire energy supply depends on the Strait — to come fight for it. While America, which gets almost none of its oil through it, started the war that closed it. Japan just officially said no. China called it Iran’s sovereign right. South Korea has given no commitment. America closed a waterway it barely uses. Then asked the countries that need it most to come reopen it. Then threatened NATO when they declined. Iran’s Foreign Minister already answered this logic: “There are people being killed only because Trump wants to have fun.” $21 billion spent. 14 Americans dead. Oil at $102. Zero allied warships coming. Less than 1%. Never stop connecting the dots.