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@FontaneJames

I know how to use a rotary phone and floppy discs, and I am here to shitpost. 🗽⚖️

eh... don't remind me Katılım Ağustos 2022
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Youngest GenXer
Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
What's happening?
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julia
julia@eathedocument·
i absolutely hate today being remembered as the “star wars day” instead of the anniversary of the kent state shooting. four innocent students massacred with no accountability, no justice was ever served. the more you learn about it the worse it gets.
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Dave Ramsey gives his best financial advice to young people: “Just give up now. You’ll never afford a home. Your best bet is heading into the forest, constructing a sturdy shelter, and foraging for berries and small rodents to eat.” Wow.
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Joe Wrote
Joe Wrote@joewrote·
Riley Gaines and Libs of TikTok are complaining about medical bills. David French says adopting a Black child opened his eyes to systemic racism. Laid-off TPUSA employees say workers need stronger protections. Conservatism is the rejection of empathy for others. Once an issue affects them personally, they adopt the progressive position.
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Drop Site
Drop Site@DropSiteNews·
Professor Derek R. Peterson, a University of Michigan historian and MacArthur Genius Grant recipient, thanked “pro-Palestinian student activists” during a graduation speech today, for “opening our hearts to the injustices and inhumanity of Israel’s war in Gaza.” Peterson teaches history and African studies at the University of Michigan, where he also became chair of the faculty senate in 2025.
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Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
@Underwood_szn plus people (typically idiots) say the Bama defender barely touched JJ, but a full replay shows the guy landed on him with his full weight as JJ fell backward.
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Underwood Leashed
Underwood Leashed@Underwood_szn·
Do you guys remember when JJ McCarthy did this? My heart dropped for a minute in the moment. If JJ does not make that play it's a live ball going the other way. Big time players make big time plays in big time moments. Greatest QB ever at Michigan
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@ClueHeywood That is a rough and tumble hike. Ms Mae’s before midnight is aggressive
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Today’s plan is to hike New Orleans’s famous “Shia LeBeouf Trail,” which is all the dive bars with confirmed Shia sightings during Mardi Gras as he made his way east to his ultimate arrest at R Bar
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josh (oldfriend99)
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
I like that the cryptkeeper does his cryptkeeping mostly off-camera. Crypt maintenance is dull and tedious
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Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
@yesterdaysprint 1894 Coffeyville Man Transported to 2026: "what do you mean the city doesn't have it's own newspaper anymore?"
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Yesterday's Print@yesterdaysprint·
The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Got a friend suggestion on Facebook. It’s actually her. Got mutual local friends.
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Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
@DylanBaddour Doing their part to conserve a few gallons per day, while the Exxon plant no one is allowed to mention goes through 300,000 gallons/minute
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Dylan Baddour
Dylan Baddour@DylanBaddour·
Excuse me, what? "Local leaders are rolling out aggressive measures to cut usage, from inmates washing patrol vehicles with reclaimed water to City Hall considering a four-day work week" kiiitv.com/article/news/l…
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John Loftus
John Loftus@JohnCFLoftus1·
Conan O'Brien shoots guns and drinks whiskey with Hunter S. Thompson, 1997
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Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
@SeanMcCarthyCom that would be extra funny if it turned out the treatment Aetna turned down for her was hormone therapy
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Sean Padraig McCarthy
Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom·
Extremely funny country where people get paid to shill against Medicare for All then end up paying it all back in medical bills anyway
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Katherine Argent
Katherine Argent@effthealgorithm·
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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Youngest GenXer@FontaneJames·
@cmkrnl @effthealgorithm okay, everybody start by cancelling all your streaming services NOW. Tomorrow, get to your list of unread books, or head to the library. done
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