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@wileyballard_ Welcome back!!

Two Updates 1) I’m back on this platform 👀 🙏 2) I’m already in the wrong shirt based on this chart* 😑 *This was not the original chart that was sent for the trip. There was a revised version apparently. Credit to Gaudin for laying a booby trap on Road Trip 1.*

A STRONG #TORNADO OR TWO are possible this afternoon and evening across eastern Iowa, northwestern Illinois into southwestern Wisconsin We are targeting the Davenport, Iowa area in the Dominator 3 as a cluster of fast-moving supercells is forecast to fire by around 4 pm and move northeast toward southwestern Wisconsin by evening. Severe weather is possible from St Louis to Iowa City to Milwaukee. Stay tuned to watches and warnings

So,the latest Dr said I'm making up my epilepsy and seizures. That my mental illness has caused it and I'm just nuts. So. I 'spose that I can save the $$$$ I've been spending seeing the spcs. Bcs obv I'm just attn seeking. Exp ass meds & tests & I'm faking it??? Fuck you.

@MtJulietPolice Great job y'all.

MJAlert: Following the pursuit, the vehicle became disabled off the roadway and the adult female driver refused to exit. Officers worked to bring the situation to a peaceful end, and the suspect eventually exited the vehicle and surrendered. A dog inside the vehicle was also safe

@VeryBadLlama @jobsnotfeelings Having to beg my pharmacy now to refill my ASD each month. Because ya know.... I can just think positive and exercise away my seizures. They say to set the refill a few days out. But then make you wait til you're out to let you have it.

"stock up on your prescription medications" ma'am I am on a controlled substance, if I so much as smile too much while I'm picking up a refill they make me swear a blood oath that I'm not selling my meds behind the nearest 7/11

Teen killed in 1974 identified as Ted Bundy victim, closing cold case wjbf.com/news/u-s-world…

@HARRISFAULKNER I have a bad mouth too,but professionally,I can keep it clean. They're trying to get the idiot vote.

Well, f-bomb throwing Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV) isn’t hiding. Nah… she actually tried to delete this👇

PHOTOS: More than 100 people gathered to honor and remember retired Air Force Col. Clarence E. “Bud” Anderson, one of the most distinguished fighter pilots in American history. Read about the last WWII triple ace pilot's legacy here: stripes.com/veterans/2026-…

Liftoff!!!!

@Gutfeldfox @KatTimpf Yayyy Kat.

Tonight on #Gutfeld! - @KatTimpf, @jamie_lissow, @KennedyNation, and @PlanetTyrus 10PM ET on @FoxNews

@dagenmcdowell I adore Dagen. She's the forest witch we all need in our lives.

Andrew Jackson was a shitass president.

@tjtinpdx Are you teaching your son to beat women too??

@KatTimpf Jesus,he's obsessed with you. Do you have any protection at the show outside of @PlanetTyrus

For those of you who missed the tweets… I do have some screenshots! Just a few of dozens upon dozens

This you?

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@KatTimpf Timothy’s face is listed on Web MD under causes of vaginal dryness.

Once a abusive wife beater,always a fuckstain wife abuser. A coward will always be a coward.

@tjtinpdx @KatTimpf @FoxNews @Gutfeldfox @PlanetTyrus Nothing funnier than some pathetic loser wife-beater swinging at another chick like a total fucking retard. Bro, pick on someone your own goddamn size, you spineless sack of shit.

Why do these abusive,wife beating fuckstains always want to stalk women ???? We should always choose the bear.

@GSO_Police @NASA Diapers. Lol

So, like, what if someone says they have to go to the bathroom in like an hour? @NASA #artemisII

@ReedTimmerUSA I hope your luck turns around. Never stop chasing spare tires.

Live update with TIRE BLOWOUT on Dominator 3. Jake's Custom Diesel to the rescue to save the chase